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i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

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i have a demon in me but we are friends 

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the mvp of the Puppy bowl this year is a Pomeranian named Pickle who scored the first touchdown IF YOU EVEN CARE!!!!!

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adorable valentine day card!

art by autumnalwood on insta

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if we’re mutuals! we’re valentines!! I don’t make the rules!!!

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Shoots you in the clit with a nerf dart

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vintage horror valentine's day cards

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Stacks on stacks of sweet loving from me to you. :)

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In the most delusional way, I truly believe I will get everything I deserve.

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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

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Blush, doves & candy

Blush: what's something someone could do to make valentine's day feel special for you?

This year, just give me a heat bad, I hurt my back bad the other day 😂

Doves: what's the most romantic thing someone has done for me?

She hand embroidered a hat for me. She spent hours doing it, picked out the right color, and got the symbol down perfectly.

Candy: favourite thing to eat on a date?

Splitting a dessert with my date, especially cheesecake.

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reblog this to put a valentines card on the person you reblogged this from desk

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Also this,

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*looks at you with big wet pathetic eyes*

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💌 25 valentine’s day asks

first date: describe your ideal first date.

first kiss: what’s the best way to be kissed?

preference: sexuality? what’s your ‘type’?

blush: what could someone do this valentine’s to make you feel special?

hand holding: do you like pda?

family: how important is your family’s approval of your s.o.?

doves: what’s the most romantic thing someone’s done for you?

love hearts: where were you when you met your crush?

candy: favourite thing to eat on a date?

100th date: would you prefer to stay in or go out this valentine’s?

roses: do you like picnic dates?

giggle: what’s more important in an s.o.: intelligence or humour?

lace: who looks best in your favourite colour?

cupid: have you ever been set up? have you ever set anyone else up? how did it go?

lovebirds: at what point in a relationship would you make it ‘public’?

love knots: would you like to forget the person you shared your first kiss with?

promise ring: who do you see yourself being with in two years?

ballad: best love song?

aphrodite: how important are looks?

angel: do you like ‘bad boys’ or sweethearts more?

harp: have you ever written a poem for a crush?

red: where will you be spending february 14th?

love notes: who was your last valentine? where are they now?

flowers: what’s the best romantic gift to give someone?

st. valentine: what are your hopes for love this year?

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fuck nudes, send me your voice when you wake up