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so unsurprisingly  ,  i’m putting nessa on hiatus. i know. my fixation is now my other blog ( @timeite ) so that’s pretty much the only thing i have muse for. recent events both in the rpc and offline have made writing for nessa very difficult for me and very straining on my own mental health so. i apologize. i understand if you unfollow due to the inactivity and i wish you luck in all you do. i’ll catch you all either on the other blog or when i’m able to be here again.

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so unsurprisingly  ,  i’m putting nessa on hiatus. i know. my fixation is now my other blog ( @timeite ) so that’s pretty much the only thing i have muse for. recent events both in the rpc and offline have made writing for nessa very difficult for me and very straining on my own mental health so. i apologize. i understand if you unfollow due to the inactivity and i wish you luck in all you do. i’ll catch you all either on the other blog or when i’m able to be here again.

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ruiningsummer:

@codedsarcasm ❤ ’d

                “ can i just say, people who stand for the duration of their shower are without a doubt braver than the us marines. ”  she blinks and turns to face the recipient of her shower thoughts.  “ —– like, just a thought. ”

     ❝  what else are you meant to  do  during a shower? have a quick lie down?  ❞

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stillhavespots:      

He leaned against the counter and took an amused sip of his tea that he’d put on the kitchen isle behind him.    “ Ah Colin, yes I do remember him. Good for him that he’s getting married. ”  Q tried to peek at the message Nessa was typing to her mother.  “ I know and I feel flattered that you’d ask me as your platonic plus one. ”

     ❝  i’ll be honest  ,  i’m a  little  concerned about you meeting the majority of my family for the first time at an event where they’ll be  plied  with alcohol but i’m sure it’ll be fine. i mean  ,  you handle me well enough.  ❞   nessa doesn’t bother trying to hide her phone from him  ;  it’s not like she cares if he snoops in on her conversations with her mum. she hits send and text transfers to a little colored bubble on her phone  ,  reading something along the lines of  i’m bringing norman. please tell me we don’t have to match outfits or something.

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slightlybrcken:

   “ you’ll love this even more. it’s DOMINIC. the big boss of us all. he’ll know if i do it cause he watches my computer like a hawk. seriously, you create one supervirus and suddenly he thinks you’re out to get him. ” he was right but eh. she sighed. “ i’m thinking of leaving them. there’s something that’s rubbing me the wrong way, y’know? a bad feeling. ”

     ❝  oh  ,  i’ll  destroy  his ass. i’m so ready. if you can direct me through his systems  ,  i’ll give him a nice little  GOING AWAY  present from you. pass along your two weeks’ notice  ,  as it were.  ❞   her fingers are already itching to get on a keyboard and cause some  HAVOC.

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007-reporting:

🔫 ❝         well, its better than dying for real i suppose.           ❞ he frowned, shifting his gun from out of his shoulder holster to check the amount of rounds he still had before sliding it back in place. jacket covering the obviousness he gave nessa a small look. 

he had been told of the cover up death of his friend and for awhile he believed it yet   .   .   there had been some inconsistencies and while his quartermaster had been personal in his own handling of certain situations.

it was fishy.

the blonde forced himself away from the thought, he had a job to do.

❝      where can i get you so we can figure out what the bloody hell is going on, o’connor    ❞

     ❝  out of this fucking city  ,  that’s where.  ❞   there’s eyes  everywhere  and nessa isn’t willing to underestimate their enemy  ;  whoever it is  ,  they’re intelligent and they may not have been fooled by nessa’s  DISAPPEARING  ACT.  there’s every chance they know she’s alive  ---  every chance they’re looking for her. she’s just lucky that bond found her first. she studies his face for a moment  ;  she likes to think that in the time she’s known him  ,  she’s gotten pretty good at reading that  MARBLE STATUE.  he’s been upset by something.  fuck  ,  he thought i was dead. 

     ❝  .... it’s good to see you, bond.  ❞   and that’s about as  EMOTIONAL  as she’s prepared to get right now.   ❝  let’s get the fuck out of here.  ❞

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vihgilant:

           ❛   THEN DON’T.   ❜

     ❝  denny’s parking lot. two am.  ❞

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i’m five hundred percent serious abt this : @forgerytm is the most incredible writer and has done her muse more justice than her creators and other portrayals

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seriously lol nobody cares about your new blog nobody wants a special cupcake character there's a hundred infinity stone blogs already

yeah but here’s the thing : just because you don’t care doesn’t mean that nobody does. my friends are supporting me and loving my new muse and that’s really special to me. seriously i don’t know who you are or why you hate this so much but my advice is to find something else to occupy your time because i’m really not going to let up on thea.

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stillhavespots:

“ Good .  We have to be careful though, I don’t think he trusts me to handle it so we have to prove him wrong. I guess it was pretty expensive so it’d be better if we      didn’t… tell him about it. If you know what I mean. We have to do it in secret. ” Norman hated lying to his parents as much as any other teenager (not a lot).

     ❝  you want me to help you take apart your dad’s new computer and  not  tell him about it? nor  ,  why’d you even ask  ,  that’s already a  given.  ❞   nessa likes his parents  ---  considers them a second set of parents for herself  ---  but she has no problems with things like this. she  really  wants to get her hands on that machine.

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hi i know i’ve been talking about this a lot but just know that this muse has become so important and warm and positive and comforting to me so... every one of you that follows me on @timeite, thank you. i really appreciate it. getting to write someone like thea makes me really happy. it’s really helping me a lot. so i’m sorry that i’m not here as much. i am. i’ll get nessa back soon but. right now thea is really helping me pull myself out of a bad place and i need that.

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melodyoflights:

       “that’s fair.” ky grinned. honestly, any of the people here probably had grounds for an arrest, so she wasn’t to judge. even her, even though she knows that will never, ever happen. “meeting someone here? dangerous. a lot of the people here have short tempers, and long grudges. better watch yourself.” giving advice to a stranger? ky didn’t really care but she was bored. her match got rescheduled and wasn’t for another hour. had to kill the time somehow, right?

     ❝  i appreciate the concern but it’s not needed. i know it’s dangerous. i happen to  be  one of those people with  SHORT TEMPERS  and long grudges. i think i’m set.  ❞   it’s not as if she’s brand new to places like this  ;  the  people  in this community tend to be some of her best clients. nessa likes to think that when she enters this place  ,  it gets just a little bit  more  dangerous than it was before. anyone who knows what she does tends to stay on her good side. she can ruin a life if she wants to.

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hoi guys,  due to recent events that i will not disclose, i am in need of some funds; so i am opening commisions for icon templates!

essentially, i make the shape/ border for your icons and all you have to do is load them in and save ‘em, i can make them any size ( 70x70, 100x100, 100x200, ect. ) 

theres really no rules with this just that if you use what i make ya please credit me somewhere on your blog and don’t claim as your own!

THIS IS NOT FOR COLOR /  IMAGE ALTERING-PSD’S. just the bases / overlay graphics :>

prices vary based on request but nothing will be over 15 USD. ( you’d have to be super complex to get up there anyway lmaooo )

heres a loose price guide with some examples:

simple borders: $1-2

circles for your round soul: $1-3

slightly complicated: ~ $5 -7

“it’s complicated, jerry.” : varies < $15.

( please note: you may need photoshop or something that can edit photoshop files to use thse. it depends on the request, you’re more than welcome to ask me before deciding! )

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xstrange:

              stephen gave a soft huff, shaking his head in concealed disbelief as he relaxed his stance — showing in example that there was no longer anything to fear over. the idle conversation was in attempts to calm her worries, he was unsure if it was working however..   “   computer science, very impressive — i studied neurology, though that was all too long ago.   ”   pausing, stephen gave a small smile,   “   the mindless ones should be gone, i do think that was the last of them.   ”

     ❝  if you studied  neurology  ,  then where did you learn to do literally any of that?  ❞   the stranger’s relaxing and nessa’s trying to relax as well but it’s a bit difficult. she’s pretty sure if not for him coming along  ,  she didn’t stand many chances of  SURVIVING  that encounter. she’s worrying less about what  might  happen now and worrying more about what  just  happened. her mind feels like it’s racing a million miles an hour  ,  trying to unravel the situation  ,  make some sense of it.

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heromenace:

          Worried lines decorated his forehead as he gave his friend a long look-over, searching for any other obvious injuries . “ And what did you do this time ? Did you tell some over-grown, spoiled brat that Santa isn’t real again ? Or, did you hack into some bastard’s porn file and upload it to his facebook because he gave a ninthgrader a noogie? “

     ❝  nah  ,  that happened last week. basically i just told some senior where he could shove is opinion. it got a little too personal  ---  like  ,  a  little  too low of a blow and i know it  ---  but seriously  ,  he was being such a dick. and then he clocked me in the face so i clocked him back.   ❞

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heromenace:

[ text : nessa ] Does Spider-Man saving Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson define as awesome?

[ text : nessa ] No but seriously, it can’t be that bad can it?

[ text : nessa ] Is the ocean too salty? The beach too sandy? The ice cream too cold?

[ text : peter ]  WHAT THE FUCK I HATE YOU [ text : peter ]  i’m not even at the beach parker [ text : peter ]  it’s another one of dad’s conventions and everyone’s awful [ text : peter ]  i could outsmart half these people