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so I was at school today and this kid who skipped a bunch of grades sits next to me so I was making a joke somewhere along the lines of sorry kitten but daddy’s gonna kill himself so this twelve year old kid hears this and thinks I’m gonna kill myself which makes no sense as I am neither a father nor a man and I’m ninety percent sure he doesn’t know what a discord kitten is so the kid reports me to see something say something which is this website where you report like suicide and self harm and stuff like that so my friend and I watch him report this junk and then later I get called up to the office and so here I am having to explain to my principal and counselor what a discord kitten is and the look of horror on their faces is something I will never forget so now I have a story which I will literally never stop telling people

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My favorite type of scam is where someone makes an account impersonating a famous person on social media, and then just goes into DMs and asks for money while also saying a "catchphrase" in a weird attempt to make themselves look legit

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A lot of pop psychology gets thrown around and since I already have a headache, here's preventing you lot from making it worse.

Love-bombing: A manipulation tactic of increasing affection and grand gestures before or after doing something abusive, specifically to weasel one's way out of consequences.

What it is not: A streak of affection and generosity towards friends/loved ones.

Trauma-bonding: Knowingly traumatizing someone to take advantage of their vulnerable state, to then act like the "hero" or the one who cheers them up.

What it is not: Bonding over similar traumas.

Gaslighting: *Knowingly* convincing someone they cannot trust their own perception of a situation in pursuit of one's own narrative.

What it is not: Misaligned perception of events.

Narcissist: Someone afflicted with Narcissistic Personality Disorder, a traumagenic cluster B disorder, that struggles with self-obsession, paranoia, craving validity from the public, delusions of grandeur, and social disconnection.

It is not: Your rubbish ex that cheated on you.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

-Xanthe

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this scene from the goes wrong show where they cast two different people as the head and hunky, semi-nude body of the same character during a live theatre production haunts my every waking moment

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Today's Seal Is: The Funk Machine

(Song: Deep Blue by Heaven Pierce Her)

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Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, I’m sure my neighbors heard me laughing.

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AI defenders will make it seem as if art is this gatekept pastime that only the most elite can partake in and they’re making it possible for the “normies” to create meanwhile one of the most memorable pieces of recent art I’ve ever seen is “My son’s drawing of safe”

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Think this often about my boy

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TikTok live is such a waste of time there are no good….

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(via Jason Perlow at Bluesky)

"Yes I approve the draft of this PDF, send it to the printers""

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Today's Seals Are: The Blankie Brothers

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i wonder how much healing that one xkcd comic did to the internet with saying “you’re one of today’s lucky 10,000″ when encountering a person who hasn’t been exposed to a popular or well known thing

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