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you should ALWAYS use a condom unless it’s been explicitly discussed and you have decided otherwise as a couple! always!!!!!!!!!!
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Not sure how you could interpret this information as landlords being the ones facing a crisis, but go off.
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she’s so small she can’t smell anything bc smell molecules are too big to fit into her nose. she can’t see bc light is too big to get into her eye. she can’t hear sound is too big for her little tiny ears. when she was born her mom didn’t even notice. she went to an ant carnival and she was not tall enough to ride any rides. and yet she is so brave. being held like a fresh honeycrisp apple
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I'm...fucking....EEPY!!!!! *my telekinesis throws everything around the room*
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I'm...fucking....EEPY!!!!! *my telekinesis throws everything around the room*
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Snff .. . S hniff . .. auahh... Sob s .. sNFF.. SNIFFL... AAheeMM.... SSNRRFF.... .. AHEEM HE EMM WHIMPER
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came upon some real honk shoo shit going on in my grandma's yard
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