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Actual light of my life, Queenie Goldstein.

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honestly

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SAVE US MRS OBAMA

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Did I ever tell you guys that I’m personally barred from entering an entire region in Scotland

And it’s not just a small town. 

I’m forever banned from stepping foot on what is virtually 1/5th of Scotland’s landmass. 

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i’m so here for bi and pan kids who use “gay” as a casual descriptor for themselves, especially when expressing their same-gender attraction. i’m here for you if you’re afraid to or uncomfortable with using “queer,” i’m here if you don’t have the energy to explain your sexuality every time you mention it, i’m here if you just like the sound and the way it rolls off the tongue. you’re great; keep doing what you’re doing.

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When ppl kno about ur depression and they randomly ask “are you okay? How are you doing?” In that special voice

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Researching demons for a thing I’ve been writing, like ya do, and wikipedia told me this

During the 16th century, it was believed that each demon had more strength to accomplish his mission during a special month of the year. In this way, he and his assistants’ powers would work better during that month.

Belial in January

Leviathan in February

Satan in March

Belphegor in April

Lucifer in May

Berith in June

Beelzebub in July

Astaroth in August

Thammuz in September

Baal in October

Asmodai in November

Moloch in December

The classification of demons by month seems to have astrological implications more than religious ones.

YOU MEAN THIS WHOLE TIME INSTEAD OF BEING LIKE “WHAT SIGN ARE YOU UNDER?” WE COULD HAVE BEEN ASKING “WHAT DEMON ARE YOU UNDER?”

UM WHY AREN’T WE DOING THAT?

Wait I’m Belphegor, who the fuck is that.

“In demonology, Belphegor (or Beelphegor, Hebrew: בַּעַל-פְּעוֹר‎ baʿal-pəʿōr) is a demon, and one of the seven princes of Hell, who helps people make discoveries. He seduces people by suggesting to them ingenious inventions that will make them rich.”

I’M THE SCIENCE DEMON UNDERLING? FUCKING YES. HELL YEAH SCIENCE DEMON. 

THAT IS WAY FUCKING BETTER THAN A GODDAMN RAM. 

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KISS KISS WHERE THE FUCK IS SEASON 2  

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Transitioning from October 31st to November 1st like

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This cat is too fluffy for me to comprehend in slow motion

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snapchat filter: *completely changes every single one of my facial features*

me: wow…how did i not notice this before but maybe i don’t look that bad after all? it’’s amazing that i really look like this haha i just never noticed