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Brooooooo it kinda sucks being into satellites and stuff because like 😭 I'll never get to see them. They're so far away and alot of them are super delicate instruments anyway. Bro I just wanna kiss the jwst... The upside I suppose is a rather large amount of stuff to read about them. But still MY HUSBAND, HE'S GONE OUT TO SEA 💥💥💥 <- (me exploding)

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Got to see her from a distance <3

She's so pretty. Hhhnngnf. 19 feet tall. ....

The. Ough. Catch me scrambling up the capital building to place a singular kiss on her cheek (I am going to prison forever)

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This is gonna sound rich coming from the spacecraft and statues guy, but damn. Is there a lot of computer objectums out there. It's like 80% computers and robots out there.

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Suck her face plate Sunday

need her bad

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do any other objectum people like fractals? I think it may just be me

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Objectum is pride!! Objectum is queer!! Hot take to some ik but to me (in my personal opinion) it's tied to queerness and part of LGBTQ+. Do not be afraid to celebrate your identity during pride if that is something you want!

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happy pride to all my fellow objectums!!! you're all awesome

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He's a f/o but also an object

Call him a fictional object..

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This is sex appeal I think

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In having thoughts about objects. To be used is to be loved. Wear and tear indicative of time spent together, serving purpose. tools become natural extensions of the self, attached to our identities in a way. It's beautiful. I think, to have a purpose, to dutifully Cary it out, and be loved for it.

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Being objectum is so funny. Like, it'll have me thinking things like "I need him so bad" and she's literally a TI-84 plus. Need it for what?? Math homework????

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Uh oh. The dishwasher ummmm

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Yeah... Sometimes it's just something that you have to except. Take the James webb space telescope. I know like 5 people in love with the James webb space telescope. I am in love with the James webb space telescope. For my own sanity I just can't be jealous, and I must assume the other people who love the jwst aren't jealous.

sometimes i feel guilty for liking public objects. what if this is someone else’s companion?

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Percs of having a TI-84 plus calculator as a girlfriend:

He fits in your pocket :)

Virtually indestructible

You can play games together

She helps you with your math work :)

Cons:

Hard to cuddle because of small size (doesn't stop me though)

Easy to loose track of (I'm so sorry)