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you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

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whoever came up with the phraise "eepy" i hate you because its so cringe and embarassing but its the first word that comes to me when im feeling eepy

fuck you

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No thoughts, head empty, just—

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Kinda wild how most people generally recognize that the "too sick to go to school, too sick to watch tv/play games" mindset our parents had was bullshit but still impose essentially the exact same rules on disabled adults and scrutinize them for enjoying low-energy hobbies while being too fatigued or in pain to work a full time job (or any job at all)

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Some people are really out here like "I like horror, but not jump scares or violence and gore or topics that make me uncomfortable or scared in any way". Brother I hate to break it to you but I don't really think you like horror

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anyone wanna sit together in silence while you do your thing and i do my thing and we do our things. together. in silence

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every time I socialize Im like ok that’s enough for the next 10 days

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"You could just use ai" yeah well I could also just kill you.

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"I don't read prologues."

"I don't read epilogues"

"I only read dialogue"

Girl stop pretending you read at all.

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too many stories about turning yourself into a monster as a metaphor for pretending to be something you aren't and losing yourself in the process. not enough stories about turning yourself into a monster as a metaphor for choosing to openly embrace yourself even if it's strange to other people

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*turns you into a plushie*

It's okay, you're safe now

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Me everytime there’s new Helluva Boss merch

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Today's Seal Is: Some Kind Of Wuppy

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Radical wunk

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Loona☕🔥 serving looks and attitude like a true queen! 🖤🐺

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new uterine lining just dropped