cnidocyte-at-cnight
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cnidocyte-at-cnight · 2 months ago
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osha compliant blowjob
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cnidocyte-at-cnight · 2 months ago
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Sweet nectar ✨🍎
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cnidocyte-at-cnight · 4 months ago
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cnidocyte-at-cnight · 4 months ago
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the thing about the way people go on and on about how smut and shipping ruins the ability to think about character or worldbuilding or whatever, is that this is inherently a skill issue. nothing better to tell you about a character and their most important internal neuroses (personal, social, cultural) than discovering how they like to fuck and who they want to fuck and the why of it all. such complainants should, rly speaking, read better smut.
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cnidocyte-at-cnight · 5 months ago
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Only barely late for Pride Month, here's Raf who belongs to @wolfynsong. He's their Force sensitive Shistavanen brawler guy in the FFG Star Wars game I run.
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cnidocyte-at-cnight · 5 months ago
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cnidocyte-at-cnight · 6 months ago
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See the full version over on Twitter~
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cnidocyte-at-cnight · 7 months ago
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Bath-Time
In the bath-house of the Barrel & Bullet Saloon, notorious gnoll gunslinger Kid Hickory has a run-in with his mysterious new team-mate known only as "Longarm".
We've decided the saloon needs a better bath-house than what is in the actual module.
This is explicit smut so pls be aware lmao
(Also consider reading over here on AO3 and leaving kudos there as well!)
While the Barrel & Bullet Saloon wasn’t the fanciest establishment, Kid Hickory had to give them their due: this was a nice bathhouse. Several large brass tubs, big enough for 3 gnolls easily, sat full of steaming water along one wall. Along the other, several low shower heads with stools below them and buckets of scrub-brushes, cloths, and soap. This place had heated running water! The amenities of this city never ceased to amaze the outlaw gnoll. He supposed living in the grime of the City of Smog itself would necessitate this kind of service, and probably got the saloon its own fair share of income all on its own.
“Drain the tub when you're done, it'll refill automatically,” Foebe Dunsmith, the owner and proprietor, explained. “Just do me a favor and try not to clog the drains, Kid.”
“I'll do m'best Ms. Dunsmith,” Kid replied with an innocent smile. “My deepest thanks fer the use of yer bathhouse.” He gave a small bow with a half-joking flourish of his hat as she left, chuckling. With a huff of excitement, Kid turned back to the baths, rubbing his paws together in anticipation before he began to peel off his clothes. While he liked to keep clean, Kid’s main reason for doing so was ultimately because it was embarrassing for a whole group of stubbornly unbathed outlaws to tell you that yeah you actually smell really fucking awful. Here, though, he was going to actually relish taking a bath.
He sat himself down on one of the stools and ran the shower, giving a small whine as the heated water cascaded onto his sore muscles. The day had been more taxing than he thought. He took a long-handled scrub-brush from the bucket and started working, desperate for the stink of the scrapyard and sewers to be off him. Whatever was in this floral soap that Foebe had provided worked wonders.
Kid’s attention was drawn by the click of the door opening, and he was surprised to see the tall form of Longarm enter in. Longarm equally seemed at least a little surprised to see another person in the bathhouse, though this was only a guess on Kid’s part as his teammate was as usual completely covered in layers of clothing. Kid gave a small nod of acknowledgement and Longarm did the same, before moving over to one of the big tubs.
Now this is interestin’ , Kid thought to himself. Am I actually gonna get to see what’s b‘neath that pile of cloth properly? His mysterious teammate had been clothed from near head-to-toe in all their usual interactions. Kid tried his best to slyly angle so he could get a view without giving away the game.
The hat and scarf were the first to go. The fact that Longarm was a fleshwarp was no secret to Kid–he covered it as well as he could, but the gnoll had fought alongside him enough times to catch glimpses of his stranger features, particularly the disproportionate limb that gave him his nickname. Besides, they lived in Alkenstar– this kind of thing wasn't entirely unheard of given the dangers of the Mana Wastes. But the now-clear orcish features of his face did surprise Kid. Longarm’s face was gaunt, almost skeletal, with a nose that was a mere suggestion and gaps in the flesh of his cheeks that revealed the teeth below.
As he shrugged off his duster, Kid got a proper look at the monstrous arm. It was nearly half an arm more in length than the other one, with claw-like fingernails and a twisting, ropey texture to it almost like musculature itself. Beneath his obviously modified shirt, the man was well-built but oddly stretched. Small spikes of bone dotted his form at various angles, looking almost like misplaced teeth in some instances.
He looked dangerous, and Kid liked it. 
With deft hands, Longarm unbuttoned and stepped free of his trousers, piling them on top of the rest of his shed clothing. He turned his back to Kid briefly, and the gnoll felt a slight prickle across his snout as he admired the orc's well-toned backside. Longarm moved to one of the tubs, long legs stepping effortlessly, almost gracefully, over the rim. His movements gave Kid a clear view of his fully undressed form for just a moment before the orc settled into the water. The prickly feeling on Kid's face became the low burning of a spreading blush. A new prickly feeling started in his stomach.
"You've been starin' at me fer 5 minutes, pup.” The gravelly voice of Longarm broke Kid out of his reverie with a jolt as the gnoll realized he had indeed been staring. His ears flattened a bit in embarrassment.
"You plannin' to do anythin' 'bout it, or should I finish my bath?" Longarm asked, voice an enticing combination of a threat and an invitation. Kid's ears twitched with surprise, excitement bubbling in his stomach.
It had been a while , thought the gnoll. Perhaps…
"Didn't mean nothin' by it," Kid replied as smoothly as possible. "Was just admirin’ the view. But if that's an invitation...?" The gnoll trailed off with a quirk of his eyebrow. He wasn't sure if the expression he was seeing on Longarm's face was a smirk, the almost-skeletal patches of missing flesh on his cheeks made it a bit ambiguous, but the way the orc settled back in the bath, spreading his legs invitingly wider, answered the question just as well. Kid moved over, stepping into the hot bath and settling himself between Longarm's legs, his own looped around the orc’s hips. The gnoll grinned, running a clawed finger gently up the orc's thigh.
"Guess the arm's not the only thing long about ya, huh?" Kid said, attempting to sound casual and not trip on his own tongue as he tore his eyes away from the length.
"Ain't even hard yet, pup. Work on that, why don't ya?" That was definitely a smirk.
“If you insist~,” Kid replied with a wink, eagerly running his hands down Longarm’s hips to his hardening cock. His claws traced the length of it, following the thick vein that ran from nearly base to tip. As he reached the head, Longarm's breathing hitched audibly, and he couldn't help but grin. Wrapping one hand firmly around the shaft, Kid set to work, pumping up and down in a slow rhythm. His other hand slid down the orc's thigh to his balls, massaging them in time to each stroke. Soon, the orc's cock stood at full length--which, looking down at it, he now realized reached nearly to his own midriff. A flush began to spread across his muzzle, his mind hazing over at the sight.
“Like what ya see?” Longarm asked with one eyebrow quirked, his smug tone unmistakable. Kid attempted a reply, but couldn't quite get his thoughts straight, making a small scrambled attempt at speaking before shutting himself up.
"Hmph… hard to tell what you're packin', furball…" Longarm continued, resting his hands on Kid's hips and pulling him closer.
"Dig around a little, you'll find out soon enough," Kid grinned. "You gotta do the work first." Longarm grunted in response, digging his thumbs into the gnoll's fluffy lower stomach.  Kid huffed in appreciation, relishing the feeling of another's hands on his body.
Oh yeah , he thought, it's been too long.
Combing down through the thick fur, Longarm paused questioningly on an odd white tuft, fingertip tracing the knot of scarring beneath it..
“Got shot,” Kid offered as the only explanation, shrugging.
Longarm gave no response, simply continued dragging his fingers through until he found what he was searching for. Kid's dick was admittedly on the smaller side, especially by comparison, but Longarm didn't seem to care, wasting no time in wrapping his hand firmly around the slender shaft. His palms were coarse, but as he started teasing at Kid’s length, the gnoll moaned low at the buzz of pleasure. Longarm ran his hand down to the base of Kid’s dick, and then reached below, pausing when he grasped at nothing. 
“Hhhheh… my parts work a lil diff’rent than yours, Longarm,” Kid huffed. “Keep goin’, though. Yer hands feel reeeal nice~”
Longarm obliged, pumping firmly at Kid's shaft with one hand, and massaging at his thighs and stomach with the other. He seemed particularly interested in the spot near Kid's hips where the long, coarse fur of his torso thinned out to the much shorter, striped fur of his limbs, trailing and tangling his fingers in the border there.
"You mind...?" Kid asked taking Longarm's dick in one hand and resting it against his own stomach. "I wanna start movin '~" Longarm gave a grunt of assent, and Kid ground his hips against Longarm's, delighting in the rough exhale he drew from the orc. Kid's stomach flipped, and he felt his own dick twitch. Longarm's hands moved to cup at his backside, the normal one gripping tantalizingly at the base of Kid's tail. Slowly he ground himself back and forth against Longarm, admiring the look of their mismatched cocks together.
"We gonna just rut at each other, or ya wanna make this a proper thing?" Longarm asked after a while, and Kid could feel the other's fingers searching through his fur until they found the entrance to his ass.
"I dunno, tough guy, I was thinkin' I could bend ya over the bath-edge."
"Don't think so, Kid ," Longarm replied, enunciating the nickname pointedly, his more monstrous arm trailing up Kid's back and gripping lightly at the gnoll's long neck for emphasis. Kid felt a rush of pleasure in his gut. He'd seen this arm tear the head off a clockwork.
"You make a compellin' argument," Kid replied with a weak smile. Longarm released him, and grabbed one of the bottles from the nearby bucket of bathing supplies. Spreading the liquid inside the bottle over his hands, Longarm pulled Kid forward, and the gnoll obliged. One of the orc's more normal fingers slid inside him, and then he was pushed back to sit on it, sinking it a few knuckles deep. Kid grimaced, a small noise of discomfort escaping at the intrusion, and Longarm paused for a moment to let him settle. After a moment, Kid nodded lightly. Longarm let out a grunt and slid another finger inside. Kid hissed and sighed and struggled to relax around it, the attempt eased by the feeling of the orc’s rough, monstrous hand wrapping around both of their lengths.
As they settled into this new position, Kid began to move. He pressed down on the fingers in his ass with a slight wrinkle of his snout, then bounced his hips upward to press his length into the warmth of Longarm's monstrous hand. The orc squeezed his grip, pressing their cocks together, the friction sending trails of pleasure racing up into Kid's gut. Slowly he pulled back, sitting down on the hand beneath him again, and Longarm began to stretch at his entrance. Kid moved again, back and forth, arching his back despite himself as the mixture of sensations began to fog his mind. The water of the tub sloshed in time with their moves, and Longarm let out a few groans under his breath. Kid gave a small whine with each thrust. The pressure of their cocks against each other, the warm, hard flesh and Longarm's rugged hand coaxed creamy dribbles of fluid from them both, clouding the bath water.
" Hfff , alright there Kid," Longarm growled eventually, pulling his fingers out of the gnoll and pushing him away. "Roll over."
"You sure?" Kid asked slyly. "I still think you'd look gorgeous all sprawled-" The hand returned to his neck and tightened, not enough to cause harm but enough for Kid's breath to feel a bit heavy. Kid gulped, feeling a flush rising in his cheeks and his dick pulsing with his own heartbeat. Another thick spurt of fluid gave him away, and Longarm grinned with a menacing promise that Kid hated to admit that he loved.
" Roll over. " Kid complied, bracing himself against the wall of the bath. Longarm's normal hand gripped solidly at one hip, while his namesake curled around to grip once more at Kid's arousal. Kid let out a soft whine of anticipation, as Longarm pressed against his entrance. The orc's dick slipped, slick against his backside, and Longarm gave a deep, cheeky moan as he ground against Kid's entrance slowly and intentionally.
“I thought ya wanted t’make this a proper thing,” Kid growled, pinning his ears and glaring back at Longarm. The orc smirked, holding Kid's hips firmly as he ground himself against the gnoll's backside a few more deliberate times. Then he lined up again, and pressed in hard.
"Fffffffuck~" Kid hissed as the head of the orc's thick cock popped inside him. He flinched hard at the pain of it, clenching down on the invading heat. Even with whatever that bottle of stuff was, this was not going to be easy.
"Shit, yer tight," Longarm grunted, pausing his advance.
"Ain't usually on the bottom," Kid admitted sheepishly.
“Finally found somethin' the great Kid Hickory can't do, eh?” Longarm teased, moving a hand to massage at the gnoll's back.
“Yer just…” Kid grumbled, not wanting to admit it. “Yer just bigger'n I'm used to.” He could feel the smugness radiating off the orc behind him. He struggled to relax, but bristled again as Longarm's cock slid further in.
“You sure you can handle all this, pup?” Longarm teased, pulling back again to Kid's entrance.
"Should be fine, not like I ain't done it before,” Kid snapped back with an indignant snarl before he quieted a bit. “Just start slow ‘n shallow…” He spread his stance a bit more, and gripped tight to the tub rim.
“I dunno,” Longarm mused, trailing a clawed finger tantalizingly up and down the gnoll's arousal, which was starting to flag at the discomfort of entry. “Don't seem entirely much like y'want me to…”
“Come on, you ass,” Kid's snarl broke embarrassingly like he was going through puberty again. “You ain't really gonna make me beg.”
“Beggin' sounds real nice actually,” Longarm smirked. “You want me in? How bad, pup?” Kid growled, but it was interrupted by a low whimper as Longarm palmed at his dick, sending shivers down the gnoll's thighs.
“Unghhh,” Kid breathed, his tongue lolling slightly. “G-get inside me ya glorified piece of jerky or I s-swear t' God…” Longarm kneaded at Kid's length again, drawing a new pulse of fluid from his tip.
“ How bad, pup? ” Longarm asked, leaning over to Kid's notched ear, voice low and husky. The growl in his tone caused a knot of pleasure to coil in Kid's nethers, his hips twitching back against the thick cock still resting just within his entrance.
“P-please…” Kid whined, cheeks visibly red beneath his fur, ears pinning down in embarrassment. “Gods, please, keep goin’...” Longarm seemed to contemplate this for a second, before he started pressing himself into Kid once more. He moved carefully, and only so far as he could go before Kid flinched and clenched again. Then he pulled back, slowly. Kid clutched hard to the tub rim, willing himself to focus on the rhythm of the hand on his dick instead. Gradually the discomfort faded, the feeling of Longarm gently easing himself in and out becoming more and more pleasure than pain. A trail of slick warmth leaked into Kid, Longarm unable to resist the sensation of the gnoll's tight hole squeezing his cock.
“Th-that’s startin’ t’feel better,” Kid gasped, letting his grip on the tub go a bit slack. “Fuck yer a big ol’ thing though.”
“Nnnnfff, don’t get cocky yet,” Longarm grumbled. “I still got a lot more t’get in there, if I can.” He thrust in a little harder, driving that much deeper into the gnoll, sending a tantalizing mixture of sharp pleasure up Kid’s spine.
“ O-ohhhhh gods~ ” Kid whimpered lasciviously, his dick pulsing in Longarm’s hand, a thick stream of fluid dripping between the clawed digits as they pumped at him. Longarm started thrusting in a little harder, increasing the depth with each plunge. Kid’s ears flicked back, straining to pick up the sound of Longarm’s rough breathing as the orc gripped hard at his hip and cock. The water between them sloshed noisily, amplifying the lewd sound of the slick length slipping in and out of Kid’s hole.
Finally, Longarm bottomed out, the head of his dick striking some hidden bundle of nerves deep in the gnoll’s core. Kid saw stars. His vision danced in black and white for a moment and he gasped loudly. The orc gripped tight to the gnoll beneath him, as Kid bucked.
“F-fuck! There !” Kid snarled, baring his teeth, his thick fur bristling where it wasn’t soaked with bath-water. Longarm obliged, pounding faster and harder into Kid’s backside. The water of the bath splashed over the edges of the tub as Longarm's hips met Kid's again and again with increasing intensity. Kid whined and snarled in ecstasy, matching the deep growls and grunts of the orc above him. The gnoll arched his back with every thrust, ensuring Longarm's cock went in as far as possible, driving deep into that sweet spot as often as he could.
Eventually the sensation was too much, and Kid's climax hit with a cackling yelp, his legs giving out underneath him as a stream of fluid spurted out into the water from between Longarm’s fingers. Kid tightened around Longarm, and the orc gave a loud deep groan as he continued to drive in and out of the spent gnoll. Kid panted hard with each thrust, riding the lightning flash bliss of his own orgasm, until finally, with a shudder and a snarl, Longarm pressed as far into the gnoll as he could, and came. Kid sighed and panted, tongue lolling, at the feeling of thick, wet heat coating his insides, a second, smaller rush of satisfaction coursing through his veins.
Longarm rolled his hips languidly against Kid's ass a few more times, before taking a deep breath and moving back. Pulling himself out of the gnoll, a cloud of white spilled out into the bathwater. Without Longarm's support, Kid slumped bonelessly against the rim of the bath, sprawling and grinning wide.
Silence, save for heavy breathing and the light sloshing of water, hung over the pair of them for some time. Eventually, Kid pulled himself up on shaking legs, wet fur clinging to him from the chest down. A thick trail of fluid dripped down his backside.
“ H-hooo~ , that was nice,” the outlaw gnoll whistled, reaching for the bucket of bathing supplies, his arm still trembling slightly. “Don’t know if I c’n convince ya t’help me wash up?”
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cnidocyte-at-cnight · 11 months ago
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we need to bring back anon kink memes in a big way. no one is horny enough anymore. the other night i found a fic on an old kink meme from 2009 that was so well-written and also so raunchy and foul (affectionate) it could have stripped paint off my car. there is something about truly unapologetic filth that can be transcendent and tender and marrow deep and maybe if we all leaned into being anonymous depraved little weirdos again we'd learn how to have more fun.
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cnidocyte-at-cnight · 1 year ago
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cnidocyte-at-cnight · 1 year ago
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cnidocyte-at-cnight · 1 year ago
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Wait what?? Bad dragon is selling nazi furries dicks?
Well that sucks I liked their toys.
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yeah, bad dragon will do anything for a few extra pennies,
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cnidocyte-at-cnight · 1 year ago
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thinking about butch bottoms today… 
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cnidocyte-at-cnight · 1 year ago
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i love like, pseudosex
erotic vampire bites, magic ritual that feels Very Good to participants, multi-person fusion, mind-meld, sexy mitosis, consensual mindfuck, love-hivemind, being tfed into something or other, that sort of stuff
its hot
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cnidocyte-at-cnight · 1 year ago
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Gonna do a follower purge in a few days so if you don't have your age in your bio I am going to block you.
This is a thing I do periodically to minimize the chance of minors following this blog as best I can on my end.
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cnidocyte-at-cnight · 1 year ago
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why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed
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cnidocyte-at-cnight · 1 year ago
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yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character
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