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Hey! Could you please analyse my patronus 😊 I was given an Irish wolfhound and I don't know much about it. I am a slytherin btw, Thank you!!!

This is particularly amusing to me, because Pottermore assigned me the same Patronus and I am also a Slytherin! (Though I personally like to imagine my deceased dog as my Patronus, for sentimental reasons.)

The Irish Wolfhound, in the olden days, was associated with hunting, guarding, and the Otherworld, and could generally only be owned by nobility. Today the dog is seen as a gentle giant who is quiet, intelligent, and non-destructive despite their size.

Having the Irish Wolfhound for your Patronus means that you find comfort in strength – not boisterous or physical strength, but the quiet, unassuming kind that only rears its head when it is most needed – the kind that comes from inner stability, rather than violence or volume. This guardian also has an association with the Otherworld, the after-life, which appeals to the Slytherin value of self-preservation and mystery – we love the idea of being enveloped by the unknown and reveling in it, and probably would like having someone in our corner who knows Death and doesn’t fear it. Your Patronus will be there to protect you when you have the need of it and will instill in you the same strength it expresses – the grounded, quiet, fixed assertiveness that we Slytherins sometimes have difficulty expressing given our inherent flexibility.

~Tory

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I love doomed yuri (I've been crying non stop for the past three days)

New Horikoshi Sketch featuring Toga & Ochako!

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EVERY. DAMN. PASSCODE. FOR THISISNOTAWEBSITEDOTCOM.COM:

Will update when i find more!! (updates VERY frequently)

everything in bold needs to be spammed for the full effect

Dipper  Mabel Wendy Soos Bill Cipher Bill cipher Pacifica Gravity Falls Robbie Gideon Stanley Stan Stanford Ford Sixer Mcgucket Hectoring Pinata Rat Divorce Breakup Weird  Alex Hirsch Matpat Giffany  Pines Sorry Skeleton Math Mystery shack Mystery Lies Tad strange Book of bill God One eyed king Blanchin Boyfriend Curse Wittebane Euclid Euclydia Peak  Platinum Paz Fuck  Shit Glass Shard Beach Theory Cray cray Ad Astra Per Aspera Im still on your mind Vallis Cineris  Help me Theraprism Triangle Weirdmageddon Blind eye Dorito Deer teeth Baby bill Baby LALALALALA Journal 1 Journal 2 Journal 3 Blendin History Filbrick Love FBI Waddles Reality Universe Portal TJEckleburg Season 1 Season 2 Season 3 Cursed Scary Abuelita Gun Disney Mickey Mouse Caryn Cryptogram codex Ducktective Toby Determined Irregular Booberry Horror Creepypasta Seven eyes Yes Trigonometry Torture mentally Xyler Craz Tantrum Justblendin Black sheep Baaaa Monster Titans blood Life Death Skibidi Fortnite Gyatt Who are you Fixinit1 R34lity loveyabro Conspiracy Dippy Fresh Disco girl Liar Lyre Harold's Ramblings Union Made 29121239168518 Grebley hemberdreck 3466554 Tinsel snake XGQRTHX 333 sundapple lane cozy creek IL 60714-94611 naitsuaf mountain don't axolotl morality well well well being Burnside Creepypasta Family matters Forget the past Nothing Something Hey nerd Even his lies are lies Riddle No LLIB When will I die Elon Clone Multilevel mark Goodnight Sally Paper jam Tyrone Fordtramarine Tourist trap Mason The duchess approves shape Scalene Scientology Meow Shave Your Grandma Nacho Rizz Crypto Sevral times Easter Egg Oh yes they both Oroborous Suck it Merlin Just fit in Daddy Mommy Burned Inside Kings of new jersey Destruction is a form of creation They'll see They'll all see I see Unreality Rubberhose You can't kill an idea Card Scrimbles Am i blanchin Fuck Alex Fuck you Alex Fuck you (im not cursing out alex i prommy, these are deadass codes) Hotxolotl Bye gold Ciphertology NSA Globnar Disneyland Rehpic Kook Kubrick Not a phase Paper is book skin Virus Spookemups That's just a You're insane

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DEADPOOL MAKING A DABI REFERENCE

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y'know, one thing i don't see get talked about much in regards to asexuality is how it feels to never be 'sexually motivated' by anything

and not just when it comes to advertisements using 'sexy' models to try and sell you stuff, but like. in general

sex as a favor, sex as a bribe, sex in exchange for whatever

casual sex, 'friends with benefits' situations, even simple flirting

it all looks a whole lot different from the perspective of someone who's immune to manipulation via sex appeal, who has virtually no understanding as to why sex would motivate someone to cheat on their partner, etc. etc.

sex is worthless to me

i mean, it's useful as a story element in fiction, but it genuinely perplexes me that sex is such a driving force behind so many aspects of irl society & of people's individual lives, for better or for worse

and that it's so deeply ingrained into how the average person views the world & various situations, because the average person feels sexual attraction, whereas i do not

i think the barrier between aces & allos is actually even deeper than it seems on the surface at times, because it's more than just the grating expectation that everyone must want to 'settle down' and have kids, it's also the fact that the majority of the world is sort of 'in' on a joke that aces will never truly be a part of

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South Park: The affect of Abuse and ACEs on Behavior

One thing that’s been a hot topic in the SP fandom as of late is the discussion of how the behavior (both past and present) of the child characters are affected by the experiences we’ve seen/heard about in canon. Today we’re going to talk a little about three of the most damning cases; Cartman, Tweek and Butters.

Disclaimer 1: This analysis will contain several mentions of childhood trauma such as abuse, neglect and sexual relations. Please be mindful that you have been warned.

Disclaimer 2: This is for the sake of analysis and application of knowledge that I (and those in the SP analysis discord) have. We are in no way professionals. I am only a preschool teacher so my knowledge in the field of abuse and neglect is limited to what I’ve been taught and what I have witnessed/experienced. Please take the speculation with a grain of salt… maybe even the whole shaker. Just dump it in your mouth and enjoy almost 4,000 words of fully sourced “its not that deep, fam”.

Continua a leggere

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Dammit Leslie

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beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.

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I am unwell

These are scenes from this one fanfiction I read, which is from “Sincerely, your super best friend Kyle” on AO3

This one is from Ladies and Gentlemen we are floating in space on AO3

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thanks a lot, nevermind. Bye bye

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How Kenny probably walks into Hell

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Happy Valentine’s Day!!

My submission for @creekfanzine ! You can download the whole free zine here!

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Kenny's music taste...

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Can we talk about how fucking hilarious Kenny's Post Covid design is? Like think about it.

Kenny finally won at life, finally getting out of poverty,breaking the McCormick cycle. He got the money, he got the bitches,he's living the best life...

And he decided to dress like THIS every day!

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I am head empty I just wanted to draw them

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Couldn't stop thinking about this funny post