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DAVID KRUMHOLTZ as Bernard the Elf in The Santa Clause 2 (2002)

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How many commas is too many for one sentence. Let's find out!

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text posts

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its actually so crazy being a bones fan like wdym i cry when i hear lime in the coconut?

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Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

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Which is worse?

(Former) Student attending your family wedding

vs

Colleague attending your family holiday party

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come get ya juice

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Charlie: Hello, I'm a mathematician ☺️

Don: And I'm an F.B.I. Agent 😏

Numb3rs Apple Promos

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nothinggg better than torturing an emotionally repressed character until every single trauma they've ever refused to process starts spilling uncontrollably out of the cracks. like a matryoshka doll situation of repressed trauma and baby you better believe i'm going in there with a hammer

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You're having a normal day at work then a student lugs in 50 3-ring binders right at the dismissal bell.

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me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

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When life gives you lemons be like “wow this fic is really old”

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Secret Santa at the Museum! 2024

Hello! welcome to the first edition of a "Night at the Museum" Secret Santa! Thank everyone for the interest in this event, i hope you all join and we can have a nice christmas all us fan toghether! for this reason it will not be just a "jedtavious" event but for the whole fandom of this fantastic movies!

lets start with the important stuff... What is a secret santa? A Secret Santa is an event where you sign yourself up to receive a present, simultaneously promising that you’ll give a present to someone else!

What kind of present can I get? You can give and receive fanart or fanfiction! For fanfics, we request that you keep the length between 2k and 7k, while for fanart to be at least one fully colored piece! How does it work? it's really simple: you join, receive information about what to make for a lucky someone, and start creating! then, at Christmas, you can post or just send, to that specific person, what you have created, and in the meantime you will get a nice surprise too! ^^

Rules:

Join this event by compiling this google form, there are all the important details we need to know about what you can make and what you would like to receive.

After the joining period ends, you will receive all the info about the person you will make the gift for through the social you signed up with. Always be mindful to not reveal your identity till the gift exchange!

Start making your gift! if you have any problem or questions contact us :) remember to not post it in advance and to be mindful of your special one preferences and triggers!

the 25th of December create a post with your gift and tag the person its for! Ao3 links for fics are always welcome too! Remember to tag also "ssatm2024" so that we can reblog your fantastic piece!

timeline:

6-13 Nov: Joining period

16 Nov: Messages will be sent out to all partecipants

17 Nov - 24 Dec: Gift creation time!

16 Dec: Check in time! Last day to drop out, emergency fills-in and to ask for a time extension

25 Dec: POSTING TIME! show us your beautiful works!!

This is all galls and palls, Cowboys and Romans and everyone else! Hope its simple and clear enough to understand! As always, feel free to send an ask if you have any questions or concerns!

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midsomer murders in a nutshell (@jazelock [x])