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trying to find something that I swear could not have left my room and I've checked every corner and I am beginning to think I have gone insane and that I've been imagining it all this time.

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I'm cleaning and I wonder how my hair can somehow end up in every single crevice of my room. Like I swear my hair has been places I haven't even been.

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can't wait for chess 2

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why are they called political PARTIES???

I don't see these people having a good time.

I'll vote for a real political PARTY who mandate pinatas and wear party hats.

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Alvin and the chipmunks were on the no fly list and they better not be in this one or I'm gonna have to do some squishing

?????? NATIONAL HERO???

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why do they call the planets near us cool names like Saturn and Uranus and then all the far away ones are called like Plinko Bi64 or big 5318008

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I can vouch for this

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

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A Pokémon roll cake with a special 🌀 ...

Yep, it's a Poliwag roll cake!

I've been experimenting with this for a while behind the scenes, it's taken me 5+ tries to get this design to the point where I was satisfied enough to share, but I'm finally done! So proud (and so tired, haha 😅)

My attempts to get here were...interesting. My first attempt was in 2019, after which I shelved it until I got a better idea of how to make it and tried again the last few weeks, tweaking as I went. Behold the bumpy journey 😂

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the farthest shinji got into a woman was his own mother

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I'm newish to this whole Tumblr thing what exactly is the fascination with this horrible terrible event

My Caesar pencil holder, in honor of march 15th

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jokes on you I've already got a pancake penis

mickey’s dick smasher

🎢 💥 🎢 💥 🎢 💥 🎢 💥 🎢

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I wish I never got addicted to the internet because I hate it here.

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where do I buy that shirt? does it turn me gay if I wear it? just want to know so I can avoid it because I am definitely not gay guys I swear

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I should never have reblogged that jerma thing he's everywhere now

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theres a new trans organization on my college campus and i went to the first meeting and they had a table with pronoun and pride flag buttons and also jerma??????