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My favorite American psycho quotes

Jean: What's that?

Patrick Bateman: Duct tape. I need it for... taping something.

Luis Carruthers: Patrick, where did you get that overnight bag?

Patrick Bateman: [Throws dead body in the trunk and slams it] Jean Paul Gaultier.

Patrick Bateman: I'm leaving. I've assessed the situation, and I'm going.

Jean: Are you dating anyone?

Patrick Bateman: Maybe. I don't know... Not really.

Patrick Bateman: [Impersonating Paul Allen's voicemail] Hi, this is Paul Allen. I'm being called away to London for a few days. Meredith, I'll call you when I get back. Hasta la vista, baby.

Courtney Rawlinson: Stop it, I'm...

Patrick Bateman: - on a lot of lithium?

Patrick Bateman: Hey, is that Donald Trump's car?

Victoria: [referring to the bloodstains on Bateman's sheets] What are those?

Patrick Bateman: Oh, uh, it's - cranberry juice. Uh, cran-apple.

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American Psycho's iconic business card scene, but make it with adorable kitties.