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*incessant squeaking noises*

Can we interest anyone in a giant plushie cat originally made for war that's been repurposed into local all-terrain vehicles? They're called Knightigres and they are loyal companions often used as personal transport in the current day! (more fun info about them below)

Comes fitted with a squeaker or a harmonica as a voice-box, typically. Picture an enormous cat laughing but all you hear is toy squeaker noises instead of that expected "ha ha ha". They seem to communicate in Morse code, when they can (it's not a commonly known language outside of Knightigre communities) but will otherwise default to making noises and trying to use body language or gestures. Folks have also managed to mod them to have a different default sound, with some learning how to implement text-to-speech functionality even.

But that's not all there is to Knightigre modding! Some have added radio connectivity and speakers. People also illegally mod them to achieve their previous 40mph top speeds, as all knightigres currently have a hard limit of 20mph while in town to avoid accidents or potential collisions. They might look intimidating but these giant cats are very sociable and gentle; their engines rumbling happily when they get to interact with people or keep them company. :)

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i didn't know it was TDoV yesterday! did any of you know it was?

i wanted to rectify that bc it didn't sit right with me for the booping cat paw shit to just overshadow it entirely (honestly felt a little bit calculated but i digress...). so! here's a drawing of fizz and opal dancing together. <3

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side-blogs couldn't boop people back :( so we're gonna have to do it manually, everyone form a nice orderly line and wait your turn to get bapped.

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he ran so fast to get his paws the minute he heard people were giving out free boops.

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y'know what fuck you *unboys your cat*

unfortunately you will find at least 2-3 different hair colours on every surface in your home if your roommate is a catman. u_u

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when you can't sleep after guzzling an energy drink, it's time to march into your brothers room and hit 'em with the ole autism stare until he wakes up and understands the problem.

(this was an outdated comic of vivian and his older brother neopolitan i wanted to share anyway because of it's powerful energy, even if neop's design is different now.)

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my poor boy, he can't dodge-roll attacks :(

ID: A 2-frame gif of a chibi Vivian drawn in Flipnote in a plain grey-ish hoodie, black joggers and text above and below him. Top text reads "bearer of the c" and continues in the bottom text with "urse [huge cock]" all in lower-case. He has a look in his eyes that evokes the phrase "no thoughts, head empty".

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A retired 'Clown Town Amusement Park'-exclusive combat model, Pawneko are small but incredibly hardy former soldiers who like to do manual labor. Guests often don't understand their thick dialect but they enjoy helping people and having a chit-chat. They'll also tease bad employees and rile them up for funsies.

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Don't make fun of the guy who knows the type-chart better than you, for he will revel in your suffering when you need his knowledge most.

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shoes are optional - but game night at opal's house is mandatory. just don't get your socks too dirty or trip on the pigeons on your way there.

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Toxic codependent relationship where food get stolen and tummies get tickled.

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Nothing is safe if it's put in-range of a rat's cage, not edibles nor clothes.

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Vivian isn't able to outrun him so he is just being snugged within an inch of his life. As you can see, he has resigned himself to this fate.

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He's so happy with himself! But his manager is sick to bastard death of Viv trying to get himself fired.

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[Image ID: A 2-frame boiled line animation of vivian with minor expression changes between each gif.  He starts off staring at his phone with a neutral face, in the next gif he is smiling and the last he is grinning and blushing.]

who needs games on your phone to keep your brain occupied while ur out doing shit when you could just watch p

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cringe is a status afforded to only the biggest failures among clowns.