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can you blow my whistle old sport whistle old sport

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FNAF AND GREAT GATSBY MENTIONED OH MY GOF

Group call

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havent used tumblr in like 2984728472 years

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Fanart I Drew of Holden Caulfield Dying in a Glue Trap

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OOOOOF OKAY kinda off topic as usual but someone pls draw a scene au of holden with this

update: i did it

so in 2046 when the copyright on the catcher in the rye expires i expect everyone to start dropping their modern day rewrites. and i want to be the first to say that modern au holden caulfield wears this

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citr fandom be forgetting my boy d.b., bro deserves better frfr 😔👎

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5 posts!

WHAT

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Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:

You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.

She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖

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LITERALLY THIS. KINDA OFF TOPIC BUT I ALSO SAW SOMEONE SAYING "oh well ackshually *snort* holden literally sa'd women *snort* 🤓🤓" my sister in christ i am literally inside your walls.

LIKE FFS DO YOU NOT KNOW THE WHOLE POINT OF THE STORY AND HIS CHARACTER?? ONE he never fucking did, and TWO how can you have the A U D A C I T Y to say that when he's an sa victim himself???? PLUS he never did some sexual stuff to ANYONE when he just hired a prostitute JUST to end up talking without having actual sex???? oh and you're gonna forget the part when he fist fights stradlater because he might did yk... to jane??? BE SO SO FR. absolutely like 80% of you guys never knew what that actually is and what isn't, i'm sick of people not getting his pov of sex, and how people are going like "well this character did this" when they didn't because that stuff flew over your head.

it's the most chronically online shit i've seen on TIKTOK cuz MOST of y'all tiktok readers on that app love to mischaracterize Holden THAT badly 😋 end of my ted talk thank you

"Holden Caufield would be a school shooter" DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S CALLED THE CATCHER IN THE RYE YOU DUMB SHIT

I seriously do not understand why people say The Catcher in the Rye is an incel book, like did you fucking read it? The man is falling apart and spends the entire book making sure nobody finds out. That is the exact opposite of an incel. The book is about trying and failing to preserve the innocence and joy of childhood. Are you fucking thick

Nowadays I'm just. So sure that the people who are going "Oh teehee dumb indie guys who like Catcher in the Rye are creepy and traumadump to you and––" have never read it because a) how the fuck did you come to that conclusion after any single fucking one of Holden's monologues (cough any time he talks about his brother) and b) have you ever actually met someone like that because I assure you they do not fucking exist

For the love of god can we go one day without going "Actually x media is y buzzword" I'm going to write my last will and testament and it's going to be to flick my ashes into all of your eyes

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"Holden Caufield would be a school shooter" DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S CALLED THE CATCHER IN THE RYE YOU DUMB SHIT

I seriously do not understand why people say The Catcher in the Rye is an incel book, like did you fucking read it? The man is falling apart and spends the entire book making sure nobody finds out. That is the exact opposite of an incel. The book is about trying and failing to preserve the innocence and joy of childhood. Are you fucking thick

Nowadays I'm just. So sure that the people who are going "Oh teehee dumb indie guys who like Catcher in the Rye are creepy and traumadump to you and––" have never read it because a) how the fuck did you come to that conclusion after any single fucking one of Holden's monologues (cough any time he talks about his brother) and b) have you ever actually met someone like that because I assure you they do not fucking exist

For the love of god can we go one day without going "Actually x media is y buzzword" I'm going to write my last will and testament and it's going to be to flick my ashes into all of your eyes

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holden caulfield the type to troll children on roblox cuz why not

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"reccomend a novel" (omori edition 😋)

also this is is like my first post ahehjdhshfjdh hi