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im gonna find you, I and once I do.
I will steal banana yous
wat -🦴
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why do I feel like retail worker spy would wear a jacket??
As far as I know he still wears a suit. Maybe not one quite as high end but still enough to look good in his eyes. He still has an unreasonable amount of money bc of a second on he definitely doesn’t have so, yeah, fancy man. -🦴
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My balls fell off
Uh oh
Put em back on dude
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I need some heavy rn 💔💔💔💔
hi delta happy birthday <33 -☁️
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Haha I’m a day older than you
HIS (Justin Bieber) BDAYS IN MARCH TOO WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHY IS IT THAT EVERYONE THAT I KNOW OR KNOW OF BIRTHDAY'S ARE IN MARCH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IM TWEAKING OUT
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I had to stop a 50 [ish] year old man from killing himself today
#this is a joke#it was something with cloudy#I promise I didn’t actually do this#i’m inside your bones#tw sui implied#tw sui joke
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Bro why don’t I have anything to do while I’m not on vc
Like I didn’t think I was that lonely but damn
I seriously got no one to talk to outside of the internet
I be bored y’all
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have the last five years been just a complete blur for anybody else
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Ahshdjksjssn thank you
And I’m sorry I was trying to be funny but I’m simply a dumbass 😔
Surprisingly kind Spy sir-lady

Can you perhaps somehow lead my hand so I can pat ur head??/nf
Idk srry Delta it midnight and I be tired
🫥: -They take your hand and kneel down so you can pat their hair- Here you go... Now please, never ask for that again... -He has the most perfect hair. She gets up- And don't call me Sir-Lady...
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I need some heavy rn 💔💔💔💔
Hi Delta
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No
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Submissions and suggestions for polls are always appreciated!
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Cloudy when Soldier

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banana
Nein
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Wholesome sad fact: Soldiers during the world wars commonly called their nurses “mom” and “mum”
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They’re slightly tilted and it makes me angry MAKE THEM VERTICAL

Some parallel lines for those of you on this hellsite
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Pikmin! :D -🦴

Love him I want todestroy them
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Can we not tag ship hate with the ship tag please
It’s kinda common fucking sense
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