closetedenjoyer

[closetedenjoyer]

reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

[closetedenjoyer]

I made this, please feel free to use

[closetedenjoyer]

The person who subbed the 70s czech cinderella in english added emoticons so the entire movie is like

and this one is making me lose it

[closetedenjoyer]

[closetedenjoyer]

[closetedenjoyer]

asking what streaming services something is on is like. such an alien and incomprehensible thing to me. it's on 123movies or watchseries or seriale-online.ro

[closetedenjoyer]

[closetedenjoyer]

[closetedenjoyer]

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

[closetedenjoyer]

Were you guys in the same car lol

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

[closetedenjoyer]

[closetedenjoyer]

So ive been collecting cigarette and tobacco packs for years for a collage right

And sometimes

sometimes

I run out of cigarettes, and since i live at the end of the world without any shops (or as poles would lovingly put it - where dogs bark with their ass) i would go on a scavanger hunt through my huge bag full of old cigarette packs to find that one lonely cigarette i mightve forgotten about

But since i already did that couple of times, there werent any left, so i took matters in my own hands and went through

Every

Single

Pack

(Theres about 400 by now)

For leftover tobacco to roll my own tiny loser cigarette

It was disgusting and i still want to smoke so idk what to do now

[closetedenjoyer]

[closetedenjoyer]

Me at the beginning of the game, waiting inside my dirt house, stranded on snowy mountains because it turned into night way too fast and now im preparing myself to freeze to death once i get out

i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

[closetedenjoyer]

Pier Paolo Pasolini punches a young fascist in front of cinema Quattro Fontane in Rome, 1962

[closetedenjoyer]

[closetedenjoyer]

it's too late. i've already depicted you as the buffoonish juror 3 and myself as the unbothered and collected juror 12. it's over.