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Time to write the most incomprehensible niche text that exists only as a printed copy some genius decided to scan and save it as pdf pictures so now you can’t ctrl+f your way through it and actually have to read it

one day, if you try hard enough, you too can become a primary source

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Not what I expected coming from John Green

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You promised them a better life. A loving foster family. Do you believe in that? Just look around. Nobody believes their shameful infant will get a loving doctor as a father or a respectable lady for a mother. I only did what was necessary. I only did what you're too scared to do. You're too scared to admit it. In fact, you should give me a medal. PIGEN MED NÅLEN ("The Girl With The Needle") 2024 | dir. Magnus von Horn

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I love wise quotes written by 13 yo kids

Sounds like something I would’ve written in my diary back in 2014

your level of education means nothing if you never learned any compassion

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Reading the comments under this post like

If you ship nami with any man you're ugliest most hideous person alive and genuinely a nasty person

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Feel this

Once when I did exactly that, I couldn’t sleep because I felt such remorse that I decided to never do it again, so instead I always took the spiders to the whole of our apartment complex

Good alternative is the garage I think

Me franctically crying, putting the spider I found IN my bed outside because I don't want to kill him, trying not to think about how putting an insidespider outside will kill him

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simongerman600

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i don’t know why but i’m really amused by the winner of some ‘new kanji’ contest:

compare with the real kanji

座 (seat/gathering), but the two 人 (person) radicals have been moved from next to each other within the 土 (earth) radical to diagonally from each other, making this “social distance(d seating/gathering)”

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you tell a kid theyre an old soul and ten years later theyre on tumblr dotcom posting about being just like george costanza

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reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

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I made this, please feel free to use

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The person who subbed the 70s czech cinderella in english added emoticons so the entire movie is like

and this one is making me lose it

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asking what streaming services something is on is like. such an alien and incomprehensible thing to me. it's on 123movies or watchseries or seriale-online.ro

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