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Feel this

Once when I did exactly that, I couldn’t sleep because I felt such remorse that I decided to never do it again, so instead I always took the spiders to the whole of our apartment complex

Good alternative is the garage I think

Me franctically crying, putting the spider I found IN my bed outside because I don't want to kill him, trying not to think about how putting an insidespider outside will kill him

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i don’t know why but i’m really amused by the winner of some ‘new kanji’ contest:

compare with the real kanji

座 (seat/gathering), but the two 人 (person) radicals have been moved from next to each other within the 土 (earth) radical to diagonally from each other, making this “social distance(d seating/gathering)”

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you tell a kid theyre an old soul and ten years later theyre on tumblr dotcom posting about being just like george costanza

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reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

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I made this, please feel free to use

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The person who subbed the 70s czech cinderella in english added emoticons so the entire movie is like

and this one is making me lose it

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asking what streaming services something is on is like. such an alien and incomprehensible thing to me. it's on 123movies or watchseries or seriale-online.ro

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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

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Were you guys in the same car lol

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

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So ive been collecting cigarette and tobacco packs for years for a collage right

And sometimes

sometimes

I run out of cigarettes, and since i live at the end of the world without any shops (or as poles would lovingly put it - where dogs bark with their ass) i would go on a scavanger hunt through my huge bag full of old cigarette packs to find that one lonely cigarette i mightve forgotten about

But since i already did that couple of times, there werent any left, so i took matters in my own hands and went through

Every

Single

Pack

(Theres about 400 by now)

For leftover tobacco to roll my own tiny loser cigarette

It was disgusting and i still want to smoke so idk what to do now

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