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this is what dissociation feels like

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the other day at work, I met a man who I think was 100% a werewolf. he was very charismatic but in a weird way and it was cold but california cold and he had on a very large fur coat and flannel underneath with a single huge tooth on a necklace? he even had sharp canine teeth that did that thing that anime boys do and poke out a little when he smiled?? I saw him for 5 seconds but he was very beautiful and was buying raw meat.

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if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know

a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going

wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that

they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not

a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting

a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed

if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now

young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it

letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day

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i am begging everyone to watch this video right now

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venom upon seeing the frog in peter’s mouth: eddie! another symbiote!

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Butler take down! 😹😹 I think that does it for normal pics from colossal, but there's a butt ton more from my instaax camera, so get ready for that lol #colossalcon #colossalcon2018 #blackbutler #claudefaustus #claudefaustuscosplay #claudecosplay #claude #faustus #cosplay #clood #kuroshitsuji #casualclood #blackbutlercosplay #canaryking #totallynotobsessedwithciellolwut #yaaasurhinus #Trancybutler

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Just got a Twitter 😹😹 it's been fuckin 5 years since I've had one

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Lending a helping hand~ Photo by: @eclecticfotography #colossalcon #colossalcon2018 #blackbutler #claudefaustus #claudefaustuscosplay #claudecosplay #claude #faustus #cosplay #clood #kuroshitsuji #casualclood #blackbutlercosplay #canaryking #totallynotobsessedwithciellolwut #yaaasurhinus #Trancybutler

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Photo by: @eclecticfotography #colossalcon #colossalcon2018 #blackbutler #claudefaustus #claudefaustuscosplay #claudecosplay #claude #faustus #cosplay #clood #kuroshitsuji #casualclood #blackbutlercosplay #canaryking #totallynotobsessedwithciellolwut #yaaasurhinus #Trancybutler

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I must steal you away! I HAVE YOU NOW, PHANTOMHIVE!~ #colossalcon #colossalcon2018 #blackbutler #claudefaustus #claudefaustuscosplay #claudecosplay #claude #faustus #cosplay #clood #kuroshitsuji #casualclood #blackbutlercosplay #canaryking #totallynotobsessedwithciellolwut #yaaasurhinus #Trancybutler

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Please please please pick me as your Butler instead of that wretched Crow! @ladybirdcosplay #colossalcon #colossalcon2018 #blackbutler #claudefaustus #claudefaustuscosplay #claudecosplay #claude #faustus #cosplay #clood #kuroshitsuji #casualclood #blackbutlercosplay #canaryking #totallynotobsessedwithciellolwut #yaaasurhinus #Trancybutler

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“It’s better to write something, anything than to starve the monster. The monster must feed. And it will feed on your soul if not your words. Its appetite is insatiable. Write to save yourself from the monster.”

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Don Roff

Word: insatiable

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“It’s better to write something, anything than to starve the monster. The monster must feed. And it will feed on your soul if not your words. Its appetite is insatiable. Write to save yourself from the monster.”

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Don Roff

Word: insatiable

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Just an FYI for those in the US with insurance issues

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My friends got me the best (and worst) present ever

It’s one of those sequin pillows where you can turn the sequins. And this is how they look like from both sides.

Please someone make it stop.

Nic Cage is haunting me in my dreams now.

I mean, it was a free pillow but AT WHAT COST!!!!

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He still loves him tho

original

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.