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weve both gotten like maybe ten minutes of head each in the past two weeks like thats all we get thats all we have time for and even then its like not even the most enjoyable because were just FUCKING TIRED

I HAVE NOT FUCKED MY FIANCE IN MONTHS. ITS BEEN FOREVER IM SUFFERING

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babies are expensive and hard and its been a while since weve had sex )8

SO. I KIND OF FEEL BAD FOR BEING COMPLETELY ABSENT. I’VE BEEN PLAYING LUSUS- LITERALLY FUCKING PLAYING LUSUS TO GRUB DIRK HERE SO TO ALL MY NEW FOLLOWERS HELLO AND GO FUCK YOURSELF

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(i should really remodel this blog and start using it more bc.. davekat..)

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im exhausted

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smvppets replied to your post:smvppets replied to your post:smvppets replied to...

You’re too young for a kid and I’m too young to be a grandpa.

by mtvs standards we are both precisely the correct age for this actually but ill talk to karkat about it

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smvppets replied to your post:smvppets replied to your post:smvppets replied to...

They’ll call child services and figure it out. I didn’t do it because I was waiting for you.

hm

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smvppets replied to your post:smvppets replied to your post:smvppets replied to...

Bring it to the police.

whatll they do with it

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smvppets replied to your post:smvppets replied to your post:smvppets replied to...

Why do you have a baby who’s baby is it.

i dont know someone just left it here

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smvppets replied to your post:smvppets replied to your post:smvppets replied to...

How old who is.

this fucking baby that got dropped in my lap bro how many drugs are you on youre not usually this slow come on get with it

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smvppets replied to your post:smvppets replied to your post:smvppets replied to...

No, but really what’s wrong.

um. i dont fucking know how to deal with children is the problem especially under the age of like. five and a half

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smvppets replied to your post:smvppets replied to your post:smvppets replied to...

I’ve been there.

i know

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The fuck is happening.

surprise children is what the fuck is happening dude unexpected arrivals of small chubby prepersons like - fuck man this shit is fucking unreal

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smvppets replied to your post:so… were fucked.

?

crisis

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so... were fucked.

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theres a sudden loud banging on your door and when you opened it you'd see a tiny toddler in a basket and wrapped in a blanket fast asleep with his thumb in his mouth

You thought your family life was messy before, but it’s definitely a lot messier now. Not only do you have your weird - now sort of handicapped - dad to deal with (while he fucks your twinish brother, haha) and your pending marriage, but now.

Well. Nothing locks down matrimony like a baby you guess.

… This poor kid is so fucked. So beyond fucked.

They should really, probably, just give him up. Or her? Him. Him-her. You should probably check but that seems like a weird invasion of this baby’s space when you only just met him.

Fuck.

Her. Him-her. – God damn it, whatever. You pull back the little blankets covering this baby’s body in it’s basket cradle - it’s a boy. You feel a little bit relieved. You wouldn’t know how to deal with a girl.

Regardless - Houston, we have a problem.

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smvppets replied to your post

If you’re upset at that post it was just a joke.

its not that

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