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reading fanfics and taking bong rips.
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The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.
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this is the kinda stuff you guys want right
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went to an AW20 concert last week and all I wanted was to meet Soupy.
instead I got pneumonia.
#I fucking wish i was kidding#this sucks so bad#aaron west and the roaring twenties#dan soupy campbell#dan campbell#the wonder years#in lieu of flowers#aw20
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Reblog and in the tags put what colors you’ve dyed your hair before, and whether or not it’s dyed currently
#I was a barber for 8 years#so i've pretty much done every color#i stay away from reds tho#bc that was my sisters go to hair color#i think my hair is a blue/black rn#dont care to look in a mirror tbh
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I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements
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"Do you have to make being queer your whole personality?"
Yes. It angers you. It causes you discomfort... it's payback for the discomfort you've caused me. Its reversing my trauma into my queerness and superblasting it into you just because it pisses you off!
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did I ever tell yall I used to think charlie chaplin was a drag king. for like three years straight
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HEARTBREAKING: coworker you had normal casual conversations with reveals their rancid political views one day and you can never look at them the same
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Gay people will develop mental issues and make AT LEAST one of these movies their whole personality
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oh you watched a movie I recommended????? you listened to a song I told you about ?????? you read one of my favourite books ?????? do you know that I would literally kill for you ????? let's drink each others blood
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my mom said that we can kill ourselves together tonight if it's okay with your mom
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#bless this video#religion is so interesting#i love when people take a strictly educational approach to talking about religion!
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#i dont know shit about bluey#who is bingo#why do they have to kill someone#and why do they look so SAD
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