clockwork-whoreange
Reggie Bannister can fucking get it
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reading fanfics and taking bong rips. 27. exists outside the realm of easily comprehensible notions of gender and sex. also a huge fucking dumbass. im literally so fuckin stupid dude u have no idea.
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clockwork-whoreange · 4 hours ago
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I’m 2016 I had a shoplifter role play blog because to avoid getting deleted all the shoplifting blogs claimed it was just to rp. Mine actually was though but I’d post shoplifting content and reblog tips and my “hauls” were just stuff I borrowed from my much more fashionable sister. I had a decent amount of followers and I got a lot of hate but I’d be like “ok buddy I’m just goofing around lol” and then post $150 of Sephora products legally purchased by my sister with the caption #gettingawaywithit. this did not improve my life but it did get me talking to people more often which, obviously, I needed
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clockwork-whoreange · 4 hours ago
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when people are like “oh so you’re just gonna judge someone for their political beliefs?” yes actually. I think someone’s values and opinions is a pretty reasonable thing to judge them for.
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clockwork-whoreange · 4 hours ago
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its no money november that's where it's november and i dont have any fucking money
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clockwork-whoreange · 4 hours ago
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they should pay you extra if you have to be the only fag in the workplace. they should give you a bonus for that.
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clockwork-whoreange · 9 hours ago
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This is why anyone and everyone should carry Narcan!
I'll say it again:
ANYONE AND EVERYONE SHOULD CARRY NARCAN
yes, that includes you.
I know I hang out with punks so my social scene is probably has way more of a prevalence than most and this may be feeding a fed horse to those of us who see this type of messaging constantly
BUT
even if you are not in a scene where this happens, even if you think all your friends are clean and your area does not have drugs in it- you are wrong and you should carry Narcan. Situations like this are becoming wayyy too common no matter your demographic, area, or social circle. I recently moved to a more affluent area and see it MORE often than before!!!!!
The nasal spray is so incredibly easy to use and even if you carry, you don't even have to administer it if you don't want!! Someone else can do it!!! I've always had others administer it for me and I just walked them through how to do it or I gave it away for others to use!! It's SO easy and COMPLETELY SAFE!!!
Even if you misjudge the situatiuon and they are not OD'ing IT WILL NOT HURT THEM!!!
Sure overdoses are scary, but what's scarier is the silence that follows in a crowd when someone is begging for Narcan and no one can help.
Something as easy as dropping them (always carry at least two doses) in your bag/backpack is something so so stupidly simple that you can do to help keep your friends and community safe. Narcan is also free to obtain in many areas through community outreach (I have never paid and have been carrying Narcan for over six years) or if it is not free many pharmacies carry it with a small fee and no script needed.
Carrying Narcan costs you absolutely NOTHING and could save someone's life.
something scary happened yesterday, when I was walking home. on the other side of the street, I saw two women standing around a slumped figure, so I jay-walked over to see if I could help.
it turned out to be a lady who had overdosed. one woman already had a paramedic on the phone, and he wanted us to turn the woman over (she'd fallen in an odd, crumpled way that left her facedown on the sidewalk), but the THIRD WOMAN kept going "Noononono stop, don't do it like that, STOP, maybe we shouldn't touch her!" every time I attempted to follow the paramedics instructions to get her into a position where she could breath better. and then, when I decided to ignore the protesting lady and just do it on my own, the unconscious woman WOKE UP shouting! I don't know why that scared us all so much, but we were like 😐 😐 ����
at that point, the sirens could already be heard, so I switched my task to standing on the street waving and pointing so that they could see us better (bc the woman on the phone hadn't given them our intersection).
one thing that made me so sad was that, when the paramedics arrived, the woman on the ground started apologizing to them. as in, "sorry for making you all be here". we all just wanted to help her, nobody had any mixed feelings about it!
I hope she's doing better today. once it was clear that they didn't need me for a statement, I just awkwardly excused myself and continued home.
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clockwork-whoreange · 9 hours ago
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12/03/2010 roseland ballroom nyc ny
blackandwhitestriped and exxagerardted on livejournal
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clockwork-whoreange · 10 days ago
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Imagine being vegan and homophobic
like you support animals' liberation but you draw the line at humans? okay man, whatever you say
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clockwork-whoreange · 10 days ago
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hey girl your pussy is awesome, where did you get it installed?
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clockwork-whoreange · 10 days ago
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what they dont tell you about growing up as a very lonely little girl is that you grow up and still a part of you remains that very lonely little girl
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clockwork-whoreange · 10 days ago
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bullets birthday yesterday btw. happy birthday my queen˚✧₊˳
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clockwork-whoreange · 3 months ago
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clockwork-whoreange · 4 months ago
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The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.
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clockwork-whoreange · 4 months ago
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this is the kinda stuff you guys want right
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clockwork-whoreange · 4 months ago
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went to an AW20 concert last week and all I wanted was to meet Soupy.
instead I got pneumonia.
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clockwork-whoreange · 5 months ago
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Reblog and in the tags put what colors you’ve dyed your hair before, and whether or not it’s dyed currently 
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clockwork-whoreange · 5 months ago
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I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements
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clockwork-whoreange · 5 months ago
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 Andrea Gibson, You Better Be Lightning
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