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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

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Art by Leah Gardner

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I LOOK GOOD BUT THAT’S A WEIRD THING TO DO RIGHT

GUY I WORK W SCREENSHOT MY SNAPCHAT STORY SELFIE WHERE YOU CAN SEE THE BOTTOM OF MY STERNUM TATTOO AND THEN HE CALLED INTO WORK TODAY LMAOOO BITCH SHOW UP I NEED TO YELL AND ASK WHAT HE DID THAT FOR

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GUY I WORK W SCREENSHOT MY SNAPCHAT STORY SELFIE WHERE YOU CAN SEE THE BOTTOM OF MY STERNUM TATTOO AND THEN HE CALLED INTO WORK TODAY LMAOOO BITCH SHOW UP I NEED TO YELL AND ASK WHAT HE DID THAT FOR

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update: fruit guy strikes again :) his orange trees aren’t doing well but he said his lemon trees are blossoming like crazy

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hey has anything changed with dimensions or size limit on gifs??? might fuck around thx

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I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

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guy i work with gave me a giant tomato :) this is a different guy than the guy who gives me lemons and oranges. i love all of my guys

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someone has moved in across the hall and someone else at the end of the hall. very tragic i loved having the whole floor to myself

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being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

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worked late today to make up some time from earlier this week and the night shift cooked dinner early so i could eat with them 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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ran into a door today and fell down half a flight a stairs today so that’s how things are going

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John Wick + outfits

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watching jurassic park… sam neill as alan grant i have a big crush on you

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fuck best buy all my homies hate best buy

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