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This is insanity everything about this is insane lol

I watched like the first 20 minutes of the video and it said it's 90% talking bout dick size logistics and 10% about South park I'm not dedicated enough to watch or even listen to this for an hour 😭

( No hate, though. I respect the dedication to being informative)

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I actually loved the third trolls movie and maybe I'm just a sucker for all the songs because they were fire 🔥🔥🔥 but like non ironically i really did like it

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Should not have stayed up till 3 am reading another psychology horror thriller 153 chapters at that."Blood on the Tracks" I'm absolutely devastated.

This gif is funny as fuck because this is exactly how I feel.

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Just read "My Dearest Self With Malice Aforethought" in it entirty in one sitting 😃

Good story would never had been even remotely prepared for anything I just read I loved it though

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Tweek eating spegettios has a special place in my heart 🥰 he's just like me

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HOLY SHIT IM ONLY 3 MINUTES INTO THE NEW SPECIAL AND IT IS PEAK !!!!!

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In the car with my dad and he's listening to a podcast talking about a southpark episode and I'm trying my best to not be an absolute freak about it 😵. (It's the episode we're randy went crazy in blockbuster for anyone wondering)

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Just discovered the best make up trick in existence.

Step 1- put mascara on

Step 2- put a glittery eyshadow (or any eye safe gliter) on eyelashes

Step 3- profit

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Nuclear take incoming but the panderverse special is below mid it was funny how stupid it was but it could've been shortened to like half the time, like we get it, felt like they where hamering the point straight into my brain for 45 minutes.

Side Note nice to know Kenny's the realest in every universe + she is cute

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Went to the gym once because I suddenly remembered I'm lowkey a gym rat 🐁 and fucked up my middle finger and big toe using a punching bag 😭 that shits much harder then it looks in movies and shows.

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Just got covid for the first time and feel like shit but my mom got me Kenny socks 🥺 like where tf fuck did you find these I love them sm already

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Hello all, random rant time, but Cartman 100 % deserved what happened to him in the altered post-covid timeline. I'm so fucking tired of people being like "oh he didn't deserve it he went back in time to fix his mistake even though he thought he could loose his family 🥺" like for one do yall realize what his "mistake" was because let me remind everyone the first and only idea to solve this problem was to KILL KYLE WHEN HE WAS A CHILD instead of idk, maybe choosing to go back and stop Kenny from time traveling in the first place or any infinite number of better ideas. Now, let's say for whatever reason they can only go back in time to when Kenny originally wanted to go, then I can 100% assure you killing Kyle would have had just as much of a major effect on (at the very least) Cartman's future that covid had so that idea should've already been out the window.

Also another point POSTCOVID CARTMAN FROM PART 1 AND POST COVID CARTMAN FROM PART 2 ARE 2 COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PEOPLE although they are both "Cartman" they have lived 2 completely different lives from the first covid vaccine onwards PART 1 Cartman left south park and became a better person PART 2 Cartman stayed in South Park and had all his narcissistic sociopathic tendencies amplified and fueled in some way or another to put all this into perspective let's just list some of the crimes he has committed in both timelines:

1: He organized for the murder of 2 people, cut them up, cooked them and then proceeded to feed their remains to their child in the form of chili

2. He snuck into Kyle's house and gave him HIV

3. He's put his 🥕 in butter's mouth while Butters was blindfolded and unaware

4. He's put Butters 🥕 In his mouth while Butters was sleeping

5. Both directly and indirectly bullied a girl so much that she tried to off herself

6. Directly bullied a boy so much that he successfully offed himself

7. Poisoned and kidnapped a kid, handcuffed him to a flagpole, and said he wouldn't get an antidote till he sawed off his own leg

8. Using sharp claws, beat the shit outta like a 3 year old in an airport

9. Put bombs in a hospital and threatened to set them off

10. The many, many, many times, he attempted to eradicate all the jews

And a large variety of other crimes I don't feel like listing or might not even remember right now. Point is he, without a doubt, is a very bad person who deserves what he got in the second part of the post covid ending (whether he changed as a person or not)

For a full list of Cartmen's crimes both major and minor check out this ➡️ https://im-lucky-to-know.blogspot.com/2013/08/eric-cartman-of-south-park-has.html?m=1 or this ➡️https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Eric_Cartman

TL;DR Post Covid Carman from part 1 and 2 are to completely different people and part 2 cartman definitely did not change or grow as a person enough to deserve a better ending

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Seeing other people hyperfocus on my hyperfixation makes me cringe so hard 😭. Like, no offensive or hate, yall are living your life enjoying your shit as you should, but it just makes me think "God I'm a freak."

But like I am a freak, though, I'm just ashamed about it being out in the world😔.

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I love this !!

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okay so im late to the scene kyle emo stan party so what

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Foul mouthed children

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ik it's not craig in the screenshot but who cares 🤷🏼