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knight in shining armour

james marriott x fem reader

summary: james saving you from a creep leads to a love confession

a/n: im backkk !!! maybe, temporarily. i just wanted to see how it writing for ukyt again, and i found this in my drafts and thought it would be rude not to share

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The lazy soft glow of the pubs orange lights painted over the sticky floors as various groups gathered around tables for various events. A group of teens hidden in the corner, a table of old men watching whatever sports game was on the TV, and then there was your table. A table closer to the door to let the warm summer air wrap around you all and there sat Will, Aby, Mikey, Ieuan, Orla, James and you.

You had been working as an editor for Will for the past three years. You had grown close to all of Will’s friends eventually learning to call them your own which meant that when someone from the team decides to leave, they were being celebrated like the world would fall apart without them and honestly? With Orla leaving it felt like Will industries just might.

You clinked your glass against Orla’s softly, “To you,” your voice coming out soft and quiet the words only being heard between the two of you, “for surviving Will longer than anyone ever should have to.”

Orla let out a laugh, “And to you who now has to deal with him alone.”

Somewhere across the table, Will was already tipsy and loud as he leaned closely into James jabbing his finger into the sober man's chest, “Would you stop gawking? If you like the girl, fucking tell her, would you?”

James rolled his eyes in amusement pushing his friend away, “Will, mate.” James’ expression shifted into amusement, a crooked smirk forming as he leaned back in his chair, “You’re imagining things.”

Will leaned forward again, stage-whispering, “Don’t deny it. I see the tension.”

James just laughed at his words which caught your attention from across the table. Your eyes glistened as they landed on James’ bright smile and soft feature, Mikey nudged gently with his elbow forcing you to rip your eyes away from James, “What?”

Mikey just wiggled his eyebrows as he took a slip of his drink. You felt your cheeks burn a deep shade red as Mikey laughed shaking his head, “Try to be less obvious.”

You sunk a little lower in your chair, hiding behind your glass. James, noticing your eyes glued to him, winked in your direction before moving the conversation forward but the blush refused to leave your cheeks.

As the night wore on and the music grew louder, and voices started to grow hoarse as they yelled over the increasing volume of chatter and laughter. You eventually excused yourself to get another drink, weaving through the cluttered tables towards the bar. The line was short, which meant you landed by the bar fast as you ordered your drink when a man slid up beside you. He leaned in close, his cologne suffocatingly strong.

“Hey, gorgeous,” he slurred, “You here alone?”

You offered a polite smile, twisting your body away from him, “Nope, with friends.”

He laughed, placing a hand dangerously low on your back, “Come on, a pretty thing like you shouldn’t be left alone. Let me buy you a real drink.”

“I’m okay, thanks,” you said firmly, stepping away from him, but his hand followed curling around your waist. Your stomach dropped.

From across the room, James was mid-conversation with Aby when his eyes landed on you. The way your shoulders stiffened, the forced smile, the way your hand subtly pushed the mans away. It all clicked instantly.

Without a word, James pushed off his seat, cutting through the crowd with purpose. He was at your side in a matter of seconds, his hand slipping comfortably around your waist where the stranger’s had been. The familiar scent of his aftershave flooding your sense and you melted into his chest without even meaning to.

“There you are, love,” he said, his voice soft but his intentions were loud and clear, “Everything okay?”

You blinked up at him in surprise but nodded quickly.

The mans smirk slipped into a scowl as he eyed James’ tall frame, “This your boyfriend?”

“Yeah,” James replied, tightening his grip slightly, “So maybe move along, mate.”

There was something in James’ eyes when you glanced up at him, it wasn’t an expression you had seen before. It was cold, calculated, and protective.

The man hesitated, then scoffed and backed off with a muttered curse. When he was gone, James finally looked at you properly, his hands moved from your waist to your shoulders, his thumb carefully caressing your neck, “You sure you’re okay?” he asked, quieter now.

You nodded again, “I, yeah. Thanks. That could’ve gotten worse.”

James gave you a soft smile. “Not on my watch.”

Then, as if that was the most normal encounter in the world, he turned and started walking back to the table. You stood there for a moment, stunned by the quick change in demeanour. His protectiveness, the casual arm around your waist, the natural way he said love…

Your stomach and mind swirled as you trailed after him.

Back at the table, the mood had shifted only slightly. Will gave James a sly look as you sat back down, his voice too loud again, “A real hero’s entrance, James. Defending her honour. A real knight in shining armour.”

“Shut up,” James mumbled, sipping his drink, but his smirk gave him away.

You smiled despite yourself, heart hammering.

The night slipped by in a haze of clouded music and laughter. By the time everyone slipped out onto the street, the air had cooled, and your head was light from the unholy amount of drinks that passed your lips.

“I think I’m gonna call it,” you said, wobbling slightly as you pulled your cardigan closer to your chest.

“I’ll walk you,” James offered quickly, “Just so you get home safe.”

You looked at him, surprised, “You sure?”

“Positive.”

The walk home was quieter. Your steps slow from your head spinning, but James kept your pace. A brush of his hand on the small of your back whenever your stumbled over your feet. The conversation flowed easily; teasing, laughing, subtle contact occasionally until you reached your flat.

You paused outside the door, fumbling for your keys in your small bag, “Well,” you said, suddenly very aware of James presence next to you, “Thanks for walking me.”

James stepped a little closer, “Anytime.”

There was a beat of silence.

Then, before you could stop yourself, the liquor from your drinks taking over your body – at least that’s what you wanted it to be – you leaned up, pushing yourself on your tiptoes and pressed your lips to his.

It was quick, impulsive, tipsy.

And as soon as fast as the kiss started, it ended. you pulled away, horror of your actions flooding over you, “Oh my God! I didn’t mean, I’m sorry, that was-”

But James’s hand was suddenly in your hair. The movement was harsh, but it wasn’t gentle either, his hold was firm as his fingers threaded through the strands as if he had been waiting for this moment. It was like holding you was the most natural thing to him, as if you belonged in his arms. His fingers curled gently at the nape of your neck, grounding you into the warmth of his body as he leaned in.

Then he kissed you.

It wasn’t rushed, or hungry. Every movement was was slow, certain, and deliberate. His lips brushed yours with a feather-light touch at first, testing the waters before deepening the kiss with a kind of quiet intensity that had your knees threatening to buckle. There was an adoration in the way he kissed you, like he was memorising the moment, the shape of your mouth, the way you trembled ever so slightly beneath his touch.

You froze at first, caught off-guard by the softness, by the weight of intensity of the moment. But then something inside you gave in to him and your hands reached instinctively for him, balling in the fabric of his shirt. You gripped onto him like a lifeline, like you needed to hold onto something solid before the world spun completely off its axis.

James’s other hand found your waist, fingers splaying across the small of your back, pulling you flush against him. The heat radiating off him made your skin prickle, and your pulse thrummed in your ears louder than the city outside.

When he finally pulled back, his forehead rested gently against yours, your breaths mingling in the small space between you. His eyes searched yours not for permission, but for understanding, for confirmation that the kiss had meant the same to you as it clearly had to him.

And it had.

You swallowed, lips tingling, voice barely a whisper, “James…”

He smiled. Not a cocky smile, but a quiet, almost vulnerable one, “You kissed me first.”

You couldn’t help but laugh under your breath, “You didn’t exactly waste any time taking over.”

His thumb brushed the corner of your mouth, lingering for a moment.

“I’ve been wanting to do that,” he said softly, “for a long time.”

Your breath hitched at his words.

The confession settled between you, quiet and honest. It made your heart stutter, not in panic but in something softer. Something scarier. Something real.

You stared at him for a long moment, your hands still fisted in his shirt, “Then why didn’t you?”

James gave a small, sheepish laugh, his eyes flicking to your lips again before returning to your gaze, “Never felt right. You were always busy, and I didn’t want to make things weird.”

“They’re weird now,” you whispered, a half-smile tugging at your lips.

“They are,” he agreed, “but in a really good way.”

You exhaled shakily, adrenaline slowly fading into something weightier. The night was suddenly quieter around you now, no more laughter from the pub, no more footsteps on the pavement. Just you, him, the thrum of your heartbeat in your ears, and the lingerinf of his kiss burning on your lips.

You hesitated, your fingers loosening their grip on his shirt, sliding down to rest at his chest. You could feel his heartbeat there under it, a steady beat that calmed your own.

“Do you…” Your voice trailed off, unsure for a moment if you were reading the moment right, “Do you want to stay the night?”

James blinked, once, then again, as if making sure he’d heard you correctly, “Are you sure?” he asked softly, “You’ve had a few drinks. I don’t want to take advantage of that.”

Your heart warmed at his restraint, at how gently he held the moment. You nodded, slow and sincere, “I’m sure. I just, I don’t want to say goodnight yet.”

A pause.

Then James smiled, really smiled, like the sun breaking through the the clouds.

“Okay,” he said, voice low, “Then I’d love to stay.”

You stepped back, still holding onto him, guiding him inside your flat. The door clicked shut behind you. For a moment, you both stood in the entryway, your cardigan hanging of your shoulders, James’ presence filling the space around you.

The kiss had opened something between you, and now the silence was charged.

“I’ll, uh, get you a blanket,” you said, breaking the tension as you moved toward the couch.

James reached for your wrist gently, stopping you, “You don’t have to make up the couch,” he said, his voice even softer now, “I’ll sleep wherever you want me to. The sofa, the floor, or…”

Your eyes met his, “…or with me?” you offered quietly.

There was no teasing in his smile this time, just tenderness. He nodded, his thumb brushing over your wrist, slow and grounding, “If that’s what you want.”

“It is.”

You led him down the short hallway to your bedroom, your heart pounding as you realised how quickly the night had changed — how quickly everything had changed.

But it didn’t feel rushed. It felt inevitable.

Inside the room, you both stood at the edge of the bed, suddenly shy again. James reached up, brushing a strand of hair behind your ear before dipping down to kiss you once more. Just a short, slow, silent promise that there was no pressure.

“Let’s just sleep,” he whispered against your lips, “I just want to be close to you.”

You nodded, heart swelling.

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No one asked you to return

thats, uh, incorrect actually but thanks for the insight 👍

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stand alones !

nothing here yet…

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All of the Emotions ChrisMD

Smut/Angst with a happy ending. Friends with benefits turns ugly until it doesn't.

The second your eyes locked you felt it, the second his green eyes reached yours your heart thumped, he sent you a smile and it thumped again. He teeth were white but his smile was a tiny bit lopsided, you were hooked.

Five minutes later when you were in the mob for the bar Chris appeared next to you and offered you a drink. You accepted and the pair of you started talking, you recognised him and initially nodded along when he told you about his work before you relented and told him you had seen some of his videos, he seemed to appreciate your honesty and switched to asking about you. You told him about your work, your hobbies and the pair of you discovered you had some in common. He was attractive, made you laugh and there was obviously a spark there, you hadn’t long got out of a relationship so weren’t looking for anything serious, well you weren’t looking for anything at all really but he ended up at your place that night.

When he left the next morning with a promise of texting you, you smiled and nodded not thinking anything of it but when he did the following Friday night you were stunned.

Thus started “the routine” as you called it to your friends. You would have described it as friends with benefits except you wouldn’t really call you and Chris friends but when either of you were bored, lonely or lets face it horny you messaged each other those two words “come over?” and the other was by the flat door like a shot.

That’s how you found yourself in the familiar situation you were in now, laying on your back with Chris peppering kisses up your thigh.

“God you’re sexy,” he muttered between kisses squeezing your thighs as his lips rode up and up towards your clit.

You could only breathe heavily and nod, the times when you were with Chris made you feel sexy. You moaned as you felt the wetness of his  tongue glide over you clit, he started sucking your lips lightly which made you shiver, Chris knew his way around a pussy. You weren’t stupid you knew he was seeing other women, hell you had gone on dates with other guys but you weren’t complaining, especially because you reaped the benefits of his experience.

 He licked in between your folds, tasting every single fucking inch of you; the pair of you had been doing this for a couple of months no and he had learned what you liked, he brought you right to the edge before coming up for air and smirking at you. You hated him for stopping but you knew him as well as he knew you so knew he was at the point where he wanted something too so pulled the draw open and grabbed a condom from it.

“Jesus fucking Christ,” you moaned when Chris entered you as soon as he was protected. Now Chris captured a lot of jokes about how “small” he was but you knew damn well there was at least one thing about him which wasn’t. Not that you had seen a lot of them in your life but he was slightly bigger than average but the girth was amazing and every time he entered you, you gasped as it completely filled you up.

Chris had obviously had enough of being in control, you could always tell from a look that he wanted your favourite position.

“Up.” He grunted, he pulled you up and you ended up straddling his lap, arms around his waist as you guided yourself onto his length and started bouncing up and down.

“Fuck yes,” Chris moaned throwing his head back. He loved you sitting on him like this, both in the lotus position as your legs wrapped round him although if you needed more you’d put your legs over his shoulders and lean back on your arms as he pounded in and out of you with force, but this time you were doing a lot of the work and sitting as normal.

“Come for me,” you demanded as you bobbed up and down his cock effortlessly, like you were born to do this.

“Soon,” he grunted moving hid hips slightly in rhythm with yours. You kept going for another minute or two your pace and breath quickening as did Chris’s. Soon enough you both came to climax, he laid you down gently on the bed before removing himself from you and went to the bathroom to clean up.

You hate that he looks good even when he’s pissed off. Arms folded, jaw clenched, that twitch in his cheek that only shows up when you’ve really gotten under his skin. Which, to be fair, is kind of your specialty.

“You’ve been avoiding me,” he says, low and sharp. “Don't lie.”

You scoff, arms crossed in return. “You’re not my boyfriend, Chris. I don’t owe you a calendar.”

He laughs, bitter and short. “Right. But funny how I only hear from you when you're bored or horny, and now it’s just—what? Radio silence?”

You feel your throat tighten, but you smother it with a shrug. “Maybe I’ve been busy.”

“With what? Tinder dates and pride?”

Your head snaps toward him. “You don’t get to be jealous. That was the deal, remember?”

He steps forward, just enough to make your pulse pick up. “I’m not jealous. I’m confused. One week you’re in my bed moaning my name and the next you vanish like I’m a bloody inconvenience.”

Your lips part, a retort forming—but it’s not the truth. The truth is burning behind your ribs, bitter and real and terrifying. You feel it rising, uninvited.

He exhales through his nose, quieter now. “I just thought we were past pretending this meant nothing.”

And that’s when it happens. The silence between you fractures. Your voice isn’t loud, but it lands like a punch.

“I caught feelings, Chris.”

He freezes.

“I didn’t mean to,” you add, eyes on the floor now. “I didn’t plan it. I never wanted to feel anything for you. But I do.”

The words settle in the room like dust, slow and impossible to ignore.

You look up at him, daring to meet his eyes. “That’s why I’ve been avoiding you. Because this wasn’t supposed to mean anything, and now it does. And I don’t know what the hell to do with that.”

His expression softens—not enough to give anything away, but enough to uncoil something sharp in your chest. You hate how much you care about his reaction. How much this moment suddenly means.

Your friends told you it wasn’t possible for things to stay casual for too long, you didn’t pay too much attention to what they were saying. It didn’t fizzle out, you certainly never got bored but the opposite happened.

You wouldn’t leave straight away, he would drop round before with food. You would start messaging each other things you saw throughout the day which made you think of the other person. So when Chris told you he had a date on the Friday you chest ached, still you knew you had no right to be angry but it stung, especially when you found out there was a second date. Chris messaged you afterwards saying “drink” but you didn’t answer, you couldn’t stand the thought of him telling you it had run its course so you didn’t respond to his messages letting him know you had got the hint.

In order to cheer you up your friends dragged you out, you weren’t in the mood too much so to combat that you ended up drinking, a lot. You giggled as a very tall guy showered you with compliments revelling in it especially as you swore you caught a familiar flash of curly hair.

The following weekend your heart strings pulled again when you got two messages, the first said

Have I done something wrong?

The second was

I’m coming over.

You debated pretending you weren’t home, or genuinely running away but ultimately decided to face the music. When your doorbell went you felt sick, your heart felt like it was stuck in your throat. You opened the door and could have thrown up, why did he have to look so good?

“Am I allowed in?” He asked, his hair was slightly shorter, having had a trim, his arms were folded which causes his triceps to bulge slightly.

“Yeah come in,” you let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding. You made the mistake of looking into his green eyes, they were slightly glassy which showed you that he had probably had a drink or two before coming over but there was something else in them, hurt and anger.

“Surprised you’re home,” he commented. You walked over to the sofa to sit down but he stayed standing, legs in a stance, arms still crossed.

“Why?” The air was thick, awkward. It had never been awkward with the pair of you before.

“You’ve been avoiding me.”

“I’ve been busy,” you shrugged trying to not show any emotion at all. That was the only way you could get through this.

“Bullshit.” His tone is cold, but there's hurt underneath it, just barely. “You weren’t too busy for that guy you were flirting with at the bar last week.”

You flinch, he did see it. At the time you wished he would have seen it but now with him in front of you, seeing his pained face you realised it wasn’t worth it. No you couldn’t have feelings about this, Chris doesn’t get to dictate who you talk to especially as he was dating around. You're not together. You’re not anything, really. But the silence stretches, and you feel your stomach twist.

You scoff, trying to cling to the walls you've built so carefully. "We hook up when we're bored, Chris. It's not some sacred thing. You’re not my boyfriend, Chris. I don’t owe you a calendar.”

“Right. But funny how I only hear from you when you're bored or horny, and now it’s just what? Radio silence? You at least owe me more than that.” Chris uncrossed his arms, gesturing wildly with his hands as he spoke. You had seen him do it when he ranted about the mess George or Arthur made in the flat but seeing you be the cause of it made it feel different. Before you understood but this time you only saw the malice.

“We don’t owe each other anything Chris, you don’t get to be jealous. That was the deal, remember?”

He steps forward, just enough to make your pulse pick up. “I’m not jealous. I’m confused. One week you’re in my bed moaning my name and the next you vanish like I’m a bloody inconvenience.”

Your lips part, a retort forming but it’s not the truth. The truth is burning behind your ribs, bitter and real and terrifying. You feel it rising, uninvited but you buried it again.

“You went on a date Chris you don’t get to dictate to me who I talk to!” You raised your voice in anger, it was the only emotion you would let yourself show Chris, you got off the sofa and started walking around the room, you had energy you needed to expel.

“Then you need to take your own advice sweetheart”

“You obviously came here to dump me so lets just get this over with.”

“Is that what you really want?” Chris asked. His voice was quieter now; it went a little high at the end and cracked.

You stopped pacing, shoulders dropping slightly as you look at him. His jaw is tight, arms crossed, but his eyes are soft in the corners, the eyes you recognised.

“I didn’t mean to,” you say quietly. “It just… happened.” You crumbled.

He frowns. “What did?”

“I caught feelings,” you admit, the words heavy like wet cloth. “Okay? There. I said it.” Those eyes, those stupid kind eyes made you break, they always did.

You were met with silence.

You blink hard, willing your expression to stay neutral, to stay cool, but your chest is rising too fast and you know he sees it. He probably could have seen your heart beating out of your chest.

“I didn’t plan on it, and I didn’t want it, and I hate that some random date you went on made me feel like this, but I do. I like you. Not just for sex. Not just when we’re bored.”

Chris doesn’t speak, but he steps forward slow, hesitant and suddenly he’s right there, close enough to feel the warmth off his skin. And you hate how much you want him to kiss you. Because if he does, it won’t be casual anymore.

His lips had never felt better.

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more ab fics please!!🙏 always a bangerr 🦒

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i bloody love smau fics sm

cutting edge 🎀 (george clarke x reader smau)

Author's Note: I so appreciate the lovely response my last smau got, so here's another one! Please give it a like and a reblog if you enjoy, really trying to grow my blog atm! Also any feedback is appreciated, too. // p.s if you have any suggestions for future smaus, please just send me an ask xx

pairing: george clarke x hairdresser!reader, features from some of the other crew

description: you've spent your life building the business of your dreams - when your work starts to gain traction online, who knows who you'll meet along the way?

warnings: none, really! just fluffy stuff forever // all pics sourced on instagram or pinterest, y/n is female presenting

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hi lovelies !!

some of you might’ve noticed (or not) but i haven’t posted a new fic for a while and i feel like i should let you all know why.

firstly, there’s no big drama or anything and i’m not qutting this blog but i am taking a break from posting fics for a little while. i’ve decided to do this bc as sad as it is to admit, i’ve fallen out of love with the ukyt scene.

this is bc of many reasons. the main reason is bc of certain groups making this community a negative and toxic place, that is just not good for my mental health. i love all of boys so much and i’ll always be a fan of them, but i’m taking a step back from engaging in the fandom for the time being.

the second reason being that i simply don’t have the motivation or time to write at this moment in time. i recently started back in my job and with the hours i work, i have no time to write or for myself really and i also don’t want to force any mediocre content for anyone.

i hope you all understand my decision and just know that i will still be active on this blog just not posting fics for a while until i find love for it again.

lots of love,

kirst 🩵🤍

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btw if you thinking sending hate to people, then you are a sad lowlife. tilda and livvy are 2 of the most talented, sweetest and caring people in our community on this app and for people to think its okay to hate on them ia repulsive.

if you’re jealous bc they can write better than you ever will be able to just say that. these are two very real people behind their accounts, and they have feelings, so please think before you start hating on them.

we all write these fics bc we enjoy it! the support we get from posting them is just a bonus, but the hate makes us less inclined to share our works. if you dont like what people have wrote scroll away its that easy. i also ask that if you are sending livvy and tilda hate, please do not engage with any of my content, i want nothing to do with you on my account.

the ukyt community is meant to be a comforting safe place but recently its becoming more toxic as the days go on and its not fair bc thats not who we are.

so please in the future, think before you type.

as in why do you waste your time in something so meaningless and no offence but kinda bad

LMFAO who even are you.. are you the same person from @livvymd who was leaving her comments on her inbox aboht her work. as a follow up (i don't know why you didn't make it one inbox....) i write because i fuckin enjoy it and if you don't, scroll. i promise i won't be offended if i don't receive your like. as I said the george clarke one, which i assume you were talking about, isn't my favourite either. i picked it up after three weeks - but meaningless? i think that's just you, anxiety has taken up lots of my teenage years and for me to put that into my 'bad writing' or whatever you want to call it is liberating. i have finished all my exams, i don't have a job yet - writing is a hobby. im not a trained professional. also the fact this is anonymous is making me HOWL please grow a backbone

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I will NEVER let ppl forget that Brad Pitt terrorised and beat Angelina Jolie and their kids so bad on a plane ride that a report was filed by the FBI with multiple witnesses. And I will never forget that Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from him almost immediately after that incident in 2016 and it wasn't until THIS YEAR that Pitt agreed to it after ALMOST A DECADE of dragging her and their kids through bullshit defamation court proceedings. But you'd never know because that fucker is everywhere with his fake racecar movie and shitty cheek fillers and everyone just eats it up. So many people warned that the Depp v Heard case would light the way for famous abusers to be rehabilitated in the public eye and it did. It proved to abusers that they don't even need to be sorry or acknowledge what they did they can just keep showing up, smear their victims behind the scenes with astro turfing and let the fans and industry do the rest. brad pitt, Kevin Spacey, James Franco, Ezra Miller, Johnny Depp etc. all of them are thriving in the spotlight rn and being invited to major industry events and even winning awards despite documented incidents of abuse. It's so fucking depressing.

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hi everyone !! as im sure a lot of you have noticed i’ve started to write for 9-1-1 (yay). I’ve decided that it would be easier to make a separate blog for my 9-1-1 fics just so that my ukyt stuff is separate from it !!

if you would still like to read my 9-1-1 stuff, you can follow my new blog cowboylikebuddie

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FROM THE TOP 

arthur hill x fem!reader - angst/fluff (slowburn)

for you @cheekytv - hope you enjoy, it defo didn't take a month!!,, i loved writing this !!

It's a Tuesday morning when you walk into the rehearsal studio, it smells like cheap coffee and hairspray. You’re already at the piano, singing harmonies when the door swings open and Arthur saunters in. Black hoodie, dark jeans, curls messy - and you knew he hadn't bothered to fix them, not that you're surprised. “Morning,” he says, voice deep with sleep, of course he slept in. Typical. “So nice of you to start without me.”

“Hate to break it to you, Hill, but I don't have time to waste waiting for you to remember to set an alarm,” you reply, voice clipped, not even looking up.

He drops his bag with a thud and flops into the chair beside you, legs spread, elbows resting on his knees. “Careful, love,” he says, grinning. “That stick that you clearly have rammed so far up your arse might snap.”

You shoot him a look. “You’ve been fucking insufferable since the term started, you think you're all that now you're getting a bit of recognition through Spotify.”

“Correction,” he says. “I’ve been brilliant since the term started and only improving, you're either mardy because you know I'm better, or worried because I'm getting somewhere with music - you bloody well know it, that's why you're in a huff.”

You’re half way through your retort when the door swings open again - your performing arts Professor enters hurriedly, filling the room with her floral perfume, and you immediately lock eyes on her no-nonsense facial expression, and you knew you weren't going to like what she was about to tell you.

“I’m going to make this quick,” she says, tossing her reddish curls, and straightening her jumper. “You’re both good - too good, and frankly, I’m tired of your nonstop arguing that's bloomed as a result of your weird competitive streaks. So here's what I'm going to do - there would usually be a solo, but this year it's a two-person piece.”

Your whole body tenses, Arthur straightens up.

“One duet,” she continues. “One scene, your shot at the showcase. You either learn to work together, or I will cut you both before either of you complain about the other.”

You both open your mouths at the same time.

“No.”

“You’re kidding.”

“Oh, I am deadly serious about this, so do not even try sweettalking me out of this,” she says, already walking out. “Rehearsals start on Friday.” The door slams behind her, silence suffocating you both.

Arthur leans back in his chair (again), before sighing and muttering, “Well, fuck me.”

You exhale sharply, fingers pinching the bridge of your nose - anticipating a headache. “That was the plan.”

He looks at you, smirk visible on his stupid face and you immediately regret that phrasing.

He grins, edging closer. “Didn’t know you fantasised about me, love, but good to know - very good to know indeed.”

“Oh, piss off.”

You plan to meet in Studio 3 that same Friday. He’s late, of course. When he finally strolls in - all loose limbs and zero urgency - you’re already irritated as you've been behind the piano for twenty minutes, warming up.

“Sorry,” he says. “Had to grab a coffee, d'you fancy one?”

You give him a look, wanting to get this over as fast as possible - you had people to see, things to do, and couldn't afford to stand around all day. “Right,” he mutters. “Forgot you're bitchy when people work on your time."

You ignore him and nod toward the sheet music. “Start from verse two, and don’t rush the line this time.”

He walks over to the stereo and switches it on lazily. “It’s called having emotion, ever heard of it?”

“It’s called tempo and rhythm.”

“It’s called boring if we do it your way.”

You stand and run your fingers through your hair. God he grinds your gears - you don't know what bit about him boils your blood but you have had enough. “Arthur, this is not your Saturday night down the pub. This is the uni showcase - our one chance to get somewhere, with thousands of people, including scouts and critics watching. So forgive me for being passionate.”

“You think I don’t bloody know that?” he snaps, stepping closer. “I want this just as much as you, even more maybe.”

You’re toe to toe now, foreheads touching. You're both glaring, your chests rising and falling rapidly. God, he’s infuriating, fuck why did he have to be attractive, obviously the boy you hated was unfairly fit. For your own sanity, you push that thought far far down.

“Then prove it,” you challenge.

He stares at you for a second. He restarts the track and the two of you start again, this time, slower, measured. You could have sworn that for a single second, you blend - compliment eachother even. You both feel it, this newfound understanding and connection. Neither of you acknowledge it, but your heart warms at the knowledge of this feeling.

It’s ten at night a few weeks later, and you’re both knackered, sweaty, starving, and straight from a three-hour rehearsal. However, to your surprise, you're growing closer together, it's almost as if something keeps pulling you both back - back to that harmony, that peace, the odd moment of competition that somehow became your norm.

Arthur’s sitting cross-legged on the bench onstage, picking at the sticker on the bottom of his mic. You’re stretched out on the floor opposite him, sipping lukewarm tea.

“Reckon she's laughing her head off right now,” he says quietly. “Putting us together, watching us compete until we go mental..”

You laugh, surprising even yourself, if you told yourself even a fornight ago that you would get along with Arthur, you would've laughed. “She’s sadistic, I fuckin' respect it.”

He glances at you. “Y'know, you’re not actually as much as a dick as I thought you were, you're actually alright.”

You raise a brow. “High praise.”

He leans his head back against the wall. “I didn't expect it but under all the 'bitchy'ness and stress and general aggression, there’s an actual semi-decent person in there.”

“Well what do you want me to say Arthur? That you’re not just a walking ego with a Spotify following and a fuckin' God complex?”

He picks up on the final bit of your sentence, and grins. “You think I’m like God?”

“Christ.”

Silence falls and you’re suddenly very aware of how close he is. Of the way his foot brushes yours. Of how his eyes, his mind-numbingly beautiful hazel eyes flicker to your mouth. It shouldn't be like this, you're meant to hate him. He's meant to hate you back.

You clear your throat and stand, you need to break up whatever the hell is going on. “We should run it again.”

“Yeah,” he says, voice low, you hope he's picked up on your sudden change in mood. "From the top."

The dressing room is a blur of hairspray, nerves, preshow KFC and adrenaline. You’re in your stage clothes - sleek black, mic clipped to your ear. Your hands are shaking slightly, you haven't been this nervous in a long time. You pin it down to wanting to outshine your duet partner.

Arthur appears behind you in the mirror, black button-down, sleeves rolled up. Hair messy in the way that somehow works. Jesus fuck, he is so hot, just a shame he would never like you back.

“You ready?” he asks, a small look of concern etched on his face.

“No,” you admit, hoping the Dutch courage would kick in sometime soon.

He smiles, slow - unexpected. “You’ll be brilliant.”

You turn to face him. “You’re different tonight, you're not being a dick, it suits you.”

He shrugs. “Guess after this long of surviving eachother, I've come to tolerate you, maybe even like you.”

A beat of silence, then the stage manager waves you on. The stage lights are blinding, the backing track plays, the one you've grown very sick of.

You step forward. It's time for your duet - you’ve never heard your voice like this, not until it’s intertwined with his. You don’t even know what verse you’re on, or what the choreo’s meant to be, because Arthur’s voice is in your ear and your heart is pounding so fast you fear it may burst, but when he reaches out to take your hand in the chorus - you let him.

The final note hits like lightning, you don't even care that the belt had you out of breath when the crowd erupts.

You’re both breathless, frozen - hands laced together. Sweat is forming on both your brows, your chests are heaving. You've never felt so content, so at peace.

You think he might kiss you right there, you're disappointed when he doesn't.

The cast floods into the pub with sticky floors and dodgy, underfunded lighting. You don’t care, you’re buzzing. You're pretty sure that you are still carrying the same stance and feeling how you were on that stage.

Arthur appears beside you with two tequila shots. “To not fucking it up,” he announces, holding up the glass in cheers.

You clink glasses. “To not killing each other, reckon Prof is shocked we have even got along.”

You both throw them back.

One turns into three, then four. Tequila always hit you like a truck - making you dangerously giggly and even more dangerously truthful.

Now you’re in a booth, laughing like idiots, head spinning. Arthur leans closer. “You were bloody unreal tonight, blew me away.”

“You too,” you say. “God, I can’t believe I’m saying that.”

He smirks. “Careful, might get used to all these compliments.”

You shake your head, smiling into your pint. “I still cannot stand you.”

“Liar.”

You look at him and something in the air shifts. The noise of the bar and your brain fades.

“I wanted to kiss you on that stage,” he says, out of the blue. “Thought I was losing my mind.”

You blink, stunned. You wanted him to kiss you too. “Why didn’t you?”

“I don't know.” He licks his lips. “Didn’t know if you’d slap me or kiss me back, love.”

You stare at him, you curse yourself for the amount of alcohol which has made you lose all filter. “Try it and find out.”

His hand slides to your jaw, slow, almost tentative. Then his mouth is on yours.

It’s messy, God, it’s so much - so hot and all-consuming. His teeth clash against yours, his mouth hot on yours. It’s everything the music was hinting at, everything the rivalry masked - all this stupid tension when you really had a fat crush on eachother. Typical.

One year later, and the rehearsal room doesn’t smell as bad anymore - or maybe you’ve just been in it so long, it feels like a second-home now. You’re sitting on the same edge of the same piano bench, flipping through this year’s showcase sheet. It’s a solo number, it’s stunning. And it’s all yours, no competition this time, no auditions. You miss the hour-long arguments you and he had.

“You’ve earned it,” she’d said. “Yours alone, if you want it.”

And for a moment, you did.

Until Arthur walked in.

“Don’t tell me we’re reliving last year,” he says, tossing his bag to the floor. “Because I don’t think my ego, and all my new Spotify followers can survive another showdown with you.”

You glance at him, smirking. “You think I’d risk losing again?”

There’s a quiet moment, not charged like before — just soft and ever so familiar. Is this what deja vu is?

“I was offered the solo for this year,” you announce.

His brows lift, arms opening. “Congrats, darlin', that’s huge.”

“I turned it down.”

“What? Why?”

You close your folder, the annotated sheet music embedded within. “I asked if I could do a duet instead.”

He’s quiet, and hilariously unknowing. “With who?”

You give him a look, one of those 'come on, think about it,' looks. His lips part slightly. “You serious?”

You nod. “It’s different now,”

Arthur leans back, a small smile tugging at his mouth. “You’re right. We’re not fighting for the spotlight anymore.”

“No, now we both shine under the same spotlight, together." And it hits you suddenly how far you've both come.

Last year, it was about proving something. This year? It's about letting the other dazzle, sharing the spotlight, supporting eachother.

He moves to switch on the same battered stereo, you meet his gaze.

“From the top?” he asks.

You smile, gazing into his eyes adoringly. “Yeah, let’s make it shine.”

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successful schemes

evan buckley x diaz! reader

summary: eddie and chris come up with a plan to finally get you and buck together

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The plan started the same way as most of Diaz boys' schemes did. Quietly, with a subtle nudge from Eddie and his enthusiastic co-conspirator, Christopher, tagging along for the plan. Ever since you had moved to California to live with Eddie to help out with Chris, your little trio had fallen back into their familiar rhythm once again. You cooked dinner when your brother was working late shifts, packed lunches, drove Chris to his appointments, and never complained about any of it. You were just happy to be back with your boys.

For you, being with your brother and nephew was home. The chaos that never left, the late-night cartoons with Chris, the soft laughter that bounced off the walls no matter what. The only thing that made you pause, that made your heart ache in that specific unamable way was Evan Buckley.

Buck, with his boyish smile and his boisterous ways. Buck, who had taken to Christopher like a duck to water, and who always had a special way of making you feel like the only person in the room. You brushed it off telling yourself that it was just Buck being Buck, a shameless flirt. Eddie saw through it though, saw the glances when you both thought nobody was paying attention, saw the lingering touches, and apparently so did Chris.

Which was exactly the reason why Eddie had casually called Buck one Saturday afternoon with a tone that screamed nothing is going on, definitely no secret plans here.

“You need me to watch Chris?” Buck blinked, pressing the phone closer to his ear, “Isn’t your sister there?”

“She’s busy,” Eddie replied smoothly, “And Carla had something come up.”

There was a suspicious beat of silence, “Then you could’ve called Carla's backup nurse.”

“I could’ve,” Eddie agreed, far too casually, “But I trust you, Buck. You’re good with him.”

Buck sounded hesitant, “You sure? I mean, y/n’s usually-”

“I’m sure,” Eddie cut in quickly, “Can you be here in ten?”

Buck looked around his empty apartment, “Yeah. I’m on my way.”

You had just finished rinsing the conditioner from the ends of your hair, the steam from the water clinging to the mirror in cloudy swirls, when you heard the sound of the front door clicking open. You frowned. The boys wouldn’t be back yet, you had been sent a photo of Chris munching on popcorn not even an hour ago, and Carla wasn’t due till the morning.

You wrapped a thick towel around your frame, cautiously padding down the hallway with a brush in your hand – not that that would do much to an intruder. As you rounded the corner, you collided into the hard chest of a shocked, wide-eyed Buck.

“Jesus!” You yelped, the towel nearly slipping from your fingers as you jumped back, eyes equally as wide.

“Holy! Sorry! I’m so sorry!” Buck spun around so fast he almost tripped over his own feet, shielding his eyes with one hand, “I didn’t, Eddie said, I thought no one was, oh my God.”

You clutched the towel tighter to your body, blinking at the back of his head, “What are you doing here?”

His eyes remained locked firmly on the wall, “Eddie called. Said he needed someone to watch Chris. Told me you weren’t around.”

Your eyebrows scrunched as you narrowed your eyes, your brain working through the pieces, “They’re not even here. Chris and Eddie went to the movies with Carla. They sent me a photo.”

A beat of silence passed.

“Oh my God,” you muttered, letting out a laugh. The realisation of what was happening dawning over the both of you.

“We’ve been set up,” Buck said, voice flat with disbelief.

“I can’t believe they did this,” you muttered, “Actually yes, I can. This is exactly the kind of thing they would do.”

From his position facing the kitchen wall, Buck let out a nervous laugh jabbing his thumb towards the door, “Should I go?”

You rolled you eyes and spinning on your heel back toward the bathroom, “No. Don’t go. Just stay there, I’m not wearing pants.”

“Copy that. Staying put.”

Ten minutes later, you emerged from the bathroom fully dressed in cozy joggers and a worn tank top with your towel dried stuck between your shoulder blades. Buck was still stood awkwardly near the kitchen, hands in his hoodie pockets, like he wasn’t sure if he was allowed to sit down.

Your expression softened, “I ordered pizza just before I showered. It should be here soon. And there’s beer in the fridge if you want one.”

Buck blinked, “Wait, you still want me to stay?”

“I mean…” you shrugged, feigning casual, “I was planning on a chill night but now that you’re here might as well not waste the pizza.”

He smiled. That soft, crinkly-eyed smile that always made your knees buckle a little, “Twist my arm, why don’t you.”

An hour later, the living room was littered with empty plates and two half-finished beers. The TV playing an old movie neither of you were really watching. It had become background noise to your conversation.

Buck told stories from past firehouse shifts that had you doubled over gripping his arm to steady herself. You shared stories about growing up in Texas with Eddie, including a particularly embarrassing anecdote that involved a slip-and-slide, a beehive, and a trip to the ER that made Buck nearly choke on his beer.

As the evening wore on, the movement in the apartment slowed as yawns snuck their way in between sentences. The air grew warmer, softer, and thicker with the kind of quiet that came not from silence but from comfort.

You had found yourself tucked into Buck’s side with your legs curled beneath you on the couch. You weren’t sure when you had shifted positions, but you knew that you felt safe there.

“You know,” Buck murmured as you laid your head on his chest listening to the soft beats of his heart, “I think they knew exactly what they were doing.”

You chuckled sleepily, “Yeah. They played us.”

He shifted slightly, tightening his arm around your waist, “I’m not mad about it.”

And neither were you.

By the time Eddie and Chris got it back to the house, you were both fast asleep on the couch. Eddie opened the apartment door, carrying a sleeping Christopher inside with his head laying on his father's shoulder. Eddie quietly made his way towards the living room hearing the faint sounds of the TV playing and he assumed you’d be sat awake watching whatever show you were currently obsessed with.

But instead, he froze. There, tangled together on the couch, laid you and Buck. You were sprawled across him, cheek pressed against his chest, one of your arms curled under his hoodie. Buck’s arms were firmly around your waist, holding you impossibly close even in sleep. His chin rested lightly against the top of your head.

Eddie stood still for a moment, lips quirking.

Christopher lifted his head, rubbing his eyes sleepily under his glasses.

“Did it work?” he whispered.

Eddie smiled, carrying him to bed.

“Yeah, buddy,” he whispered back, “It worked.”

The morning sun filtered in through the thin curtains of the living room, casting soft, long shadows across the walls. The house was still, wrapped in the sleepy hush of early morning. The only sounds that were heard was the quiet hum of the fridge and the rhythmic breathing of two people still tangled up in last night’s unintended nap.

You stirred first. Your head tucked against a warm chest; your arm looped lazily around a waist. The steady rise and fall of someone else’s breathing lulling you for a few moments longer until… Wait.

Your eyes blinked open. You're lying on Buck.

Your body was still sprawled over his, one leg tangled between his. His arms remained wrapped tightly around her middle like a human seatbelt, his grip strong even in sleep. His face, relaxed and soft in the golden light, was nestled against her hair.

“Oh my God,” you whispered under your breath making Buck stirred beneath you.

His arms tightened instinctively for a second before he blinked awake, his gaze hazy with sleep and confusion, “Mmh, y/n?”

You froze. He blinked again. And then it hit him. His eyes widened.

“Oh. oh my God.” His voice shot up an octave as he pulled back slightly but didn’t fully let go, “I didn’t, I mean, I must’ve. Did we fall asleep?”

“We definitely fell asleep,” you nodded, voice barely above a whisper.

They both looked down at their position. You laying half on top of him, his large hands splayed across the small of you back, their legs intertwined. The awkwardness settling in quickly.

“I should probably get up,” you said, but didn’t make any move to actually do so.

“Right, yeah,” Buck said, though he didn’t move either.

Another beat passed and then Buck let out a small chuckle.

You quirked an eyebrow, “What?”

He shook his head with a crooked smile, “Nothing. Just, I’ve imagined waking up with you a few times, but this isn’t quite how it went in my head.”

Your breath caught in your throat, eyes locking onto his.

He flushed instantly, “Crap. That was, sorry, I didn’t mean to say that out loud.”

You tried to bite back the smile on your lips, but failed, “You’ve imagined waking up with me?”

“Maybe. A few times.”

Something soft unfurled in your chest. You ducked your head shyly, cheeks warm “Well,” you murmured, “aside from the pizza breath and waking up fully clothed, I guess it could’ve been worse.”

Buck laughed again, “Yeah. Not the most romantic first sleepover.”

You sat up finally, stretching out your arms, “Still kind of perfect, though.”

He watched you, eyes flickered over your warm skin, lingering on the sleepy warmth in your smile, before darting to your exposed midriff, admiring the way the early morning light kissed your skin. His heart thudded in a way that had nothing to do with awkwardness anymore.

Just as he opened his mouth to say something when the front door creaked open, “Well, well, well,” came Eddie’s amused voice, “Look who decided to turn the couch into a bed.”

Buck nearly flung himself off the couch as you scrambled upright, flattening down your hair as if that would help the situation.

Christopher padded in right behind Eddie, looking far too smug for a ten-year-old, “You’re still cuddling?” he asked, grinning wide.

“We weren’t! We just!” Buck sputtered for an excuse, running a hand through his messy hair.

You rolled your eyes shoving his arm playfully, “We fell asleep, that’s it.”

Eddie raised an eyebrow, clearly not buying it, “Right. Totally innocent. Just two friends, tangled together, dead asleep on the couch. Happens all the time.”

“All the time,” Christopher echoed with a giggle.

Buck buried his face in his hands, “I walked into a trap.”

“More like snuggled into it,” Eddie quipped, heading toward the kitchen holding up the two grocery bags in his hands, “You want eggs, or should I leave you two to continue your spooning?”

You let out a groan as you flopped back on the couch, “I’m never living this down, am I?”

“Absolutely not,” Eddie called.

Buck glanced down at you, a teasing smile tugging at his lips, “Hey, if it helps, I’m not complaining.”

You lifted your head to look at him, one brow raised in questioning.

“About last night,” he added, voice more serious now, “About this. I know it was unplanned, but I really liked being here. With you.”

Your teasing expression softened, “I liked it too,” you admitted quietly.

And even with Eddie purposefully banging pans in the kitchen and Christopher humming a love song mockingly under his breath, Buck leaned down and pressed a gentle kiss to your forehead, a moment that was soft and full of promise.

“Next time,” he said, “let’s do that on purpose.”

You smiled, “Deal.”

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nsfw alphabet [harry lewis]

inspired by @raekensluver’s own incredible harry nsfw alphabet 💗💗💗

MDNI / 18+ !!!

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a (aftercare) ♡ what’s he like after sex?

- he's beat, but so cuddly. he always makes you get up to pee before you get too comfy, but by the time you return, he's cleaned up, untangled the sheets, and gotten back in bed, ready to wrap himself around you like a koala, his big, warm hands caressing your body until you conk out.

b (body part) ♡ his favorite on you? on himself?

- harry loves your curves — especially your chest. he falls asleep with his hand on a boob regularly, always mumbling about how soft and perfect you are, and he can't resist kissing the tops of your breasts and burying his face in them when you're tangled together at night.

- to the detriment of his own humbleness, he is acutely aware of how beautiful his eyes are, and he loves knowing that you completely melt under his intense gaze. he can bat his pretty lashes at you and get whatever he wants. he's not the best at keeping direct eye contact with other people in his day-to-day, but he has no issue keeping his eyes locked on yours, especially in bed.

c (cum) ♡ where does he like to finish?

- nothing feels better to harry than burying himself deep in your pussy when he orgasms, feeling you squeeze around him and milk him dry. he loves finishing on your chest and your butt sometimes, but you're both lazy as hell after sex and can't be bothered to deal with the mess, so he usually reserves that for when you're in the shower (though he can't always help himself).

d (dirty secret) ♡ what are his fantasies? what’s he hiding?

- harry's never really hid the fact that he's into butt stuff, after being somewhat coerced into admitting it during a lie detector test video years ago. he was a little nervous to ask you about it at first, but he loves the nights when you give him some special attention back there. you haven't pegged him (yet), but he thinks about begging for it a little more every time you hit his sweet spot.

e (experience) ♡ does he know what he’s doing?

- he's experienced, but not too experienced, if that makes sense. he can still be a little clumsy and uncoordinated when he's impatient, but he does know what he's doing, and he knows what to listen for — your responsiveness to his touch telling him everything he needs to know to make you feel good. he's always been a great listener.

f (favorite position) ♡ how does he like it best?

- he knows that you're lowkey a total pillow princess, and he loves taking care of you. when he's feeling romantic, he likes starting in missionary before lifting your legs onto his shoulders and grinding deep into you, but sometimes he wants nothing more than to grab you by your hips and pull you to the edge of the bed, pressing your face into the pillow and slamming into you from behind.

g (goofiness) ♡ does he make you laugh during?

- harry is rarely completely serious, so of course you're laughing in bed. when things get really hot and heavy, he drops the bit and locks in, but beforehand when it's all just sweet kisses and teasing foreplay, he's got you giggling big time.

h (hair) ♡ is he well-groomed?

- he trims semi-regularly, but he's so clean in general that you don't even really care when he's a bit lazy between trims. his hair is so light that it's hardly even noticeable anyway.

- he doesn't really care what you do with your hair — knowing damn well you're not trying to deal with the torture of getting waxed — but he does love when you're freshly trimmed. you're lazy sometimes too though, and that's fine with him.

i (intimacy) ♡ is he romantic in the moment?

- he can be so romantic... sometimes. wanting nothing more than to kiss you all night and take his sweet time languidly unraveling you. he's much better at showing his love than saying it, and nights like those are when he reminds you just how much you mean to him, making sure there's no question in your mind that he fucking adores you.

(don't get it twisted: he still makes his love abundantly clear even when he's not feeling gentle or romantic. nothing reassures you quite as effectively as his insatiable need when he's aching to get his hands on you, his eyes hungry and mouth greedy against your skin. he leaves no room for uncertainty.)

j (jacking off) ♡ masturbation headcannon

- he definitely does it pretty regularly, especially with how much he travels, and he texts you the filthiest things when he's really missing you, often resulting in absurdly hot phone sex.

sometimes he gets off on the video he took of you sucking his dick once, but sometimes he doesn't even need it; just the thought of you moaning his name and the phantom sensation of your soft skin under his calloused hands is enough to do him in.

k (kinks) ♡ what’s he into?

- controversially (but of course, consensually), somnophilia. he loves waking you up with his head between your legs, on lazy weekend mornings or when he stumbles home drunk at 3 AM dying to have you. sometimes you repay the favor, waking him up with your lips wrapped around him... or taking him for a ride. he cums so fast when he rouses to you using him like that.

- he also likes to dabble in a bit of voyeurism, after coming home early one day and catching you pleasuring yourself in the shower. now you let him "catch" you on purpose, leading to some steamy mutual masturbation sessions... when he can keep his hands to himself.

l (location) ♡ where does he like to have sex?

- generally, he prefers to pound you into the mattress of your big comfy bed, but sometimes, you end up bent over the kitchen counter with your dress bunched up at your waist on the days when he really can't wait another second.

...and no one has to know that he fucked you on the moresidemen couch that one time.

m (motivation) ♡ what turns him on?

- massages. he lives for a good backrub, and your fingers work magic on his muscles. he can't help himself when he's lying face down and you're sitting on his butt in your underwear, expertly working the knots out of his shoulders, pulling soft groans from his chest with every firm touch. it almost always ends with him rolling onto his back so you can give him a classic happy ending. he loves giving you massages too — his fingers incapable of staying where they're supposed to, ending up between your thighs almost every time.

n (no) ♡ turn-offs and no-gos?

- harry does not enjoy being restrained or tied up, getting quite anxious about his inability to move his hands the one time you tried it, but he's okay if you just hold him down yourself, knowing damn well he can overpower you with minimal effort. he likes to stay in control.

- he struggles with verbal degradation — he hates being mean to you — but he's still more than happy to be a little rough when you want it, pulling your hair and choking you to your heart's content.

o (oral) ♡ giving or receiving?

- he finds himself equally blissed out whether he's giving or receiving: lapping at you for ages and soaking in your sweet whimpers, or burying his fingers in your roots and his cock in your throat. it's a very equal relationship.

p (pace) ♡ hard and fast or slow and sensual?

- sometimes, he likes it slow and steamy, wanting to gently worship you all night, but he knows that you want it hard and fast most of the time. he can go absolutely feral, driven by the sound of skin slapping together and your disjointed whines muffled against the pillows.

q (quickies) ♡ does he like quickies?

- he's never mad about some cheeky car sex when you're on the road — especially with your inability to keep your hands to yourself while he's driving — or the chance to drunkenly fuck you in the bathroom at a party, making you watch yourself fall apart in the mirror, your tits falling out of your top and mascara streaming down your face.

r (risk) ♡ is he down to experiment?

- harry may have calmed down with age, but he's still a bit of an adrenaline junkie at heart. he'll try anything once, and anywhere once.

s (stamina) ♡ how long does he last?

- he can go for a while, usually just for one long round but sometimes two if his body can handle it. he loves foreplay and riling you up, so it's rarely quick.

t (toys) ♡ does he have/use toys?

- using your toys together is always fun. he loves pressing your air pulse vibrator against your clit while he fucks you, having to keep his mouth on yours the whole time to stifle the way it makes you scream. he's also slowly working up the courage to present you with a modest strap-on to fuck him with.

u (unfairness) ♡ is he a tease?

- he's infuriating, messing with you around friends: his touch lingering just a bit too long, far-from-innocent whispers in your ear, a borderline evil glint in his eye when he gets you all fidgety — all to get you home and still take ages to give you what you want, the building tension making you crazy.

v (volume) ♡ how loud is he in bed?

- he can be pretty loud, especially if he's not sober. sometimes he talks, showering you in filthy praise when he's feeling bold; other times his moans speak for themselves, each pretty sound from his lips worth a thousand words.

w (wild card) ♡ ?!

- he gets surprisingly turned on just watching you work sometimes. you have a remote job, and there's something about seeing you so focused, hearing your professional voice come out when you're on business calls, that gets him going. when you're clearly stressed, he loves dropping to his knees under your desk to help you unwind.

x (x-ray) ♡ what’s he packin’?

- even his friends have confirmed it: bog's got a hog. he's slightly above average in length, but really, it's how thick he is that's impressive. he's the best stretch you've ever felt.

y (yearning) ♡ how high is his sex drive?

- he goes through waves, just like you. sometimes you'll have phases where you only have sex a few times a month, when one or both of you have been feeling especially burnt out, but then some periods when you'll have sex nearly every day, when you're both feeling particularly good and can't keep your hands off each other.

z (zzz) ♡ how fast does he fall asleep after sex?

- not too fast. he always cleans up in the bedroom while you go to the bathroom, and then pulls you close to his chest after forcing you to drink some water, stroking your hair gently and kissing your shoulder as he mumbles quietly about how soft you are or yaps about something random until you fall asleep on him and he passes out mid-sentence.

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