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Accidentally called myself a service dog instead of a service top. I'm never beating these allegations.

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the eroticism of the silly

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one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse

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sexual knifeplay is indicative of weak character. I could never get aroused from being stabbed because that would mean that I failed to parry it

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If I were a braver person and had a stronger fixation on the relevant characters I'd write a fic about sexual trauma and practicing kink nonsexually while still acknowledging its intimacy and nsfw nature. Anyway, had a fleeting thought about Ven and Sera and their very different perspectives on kink and sex

⚠️ foot fetishism, references to sexual trauma

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Mom, after talking about hook up culture: Like I know you wouldn’t just have sex with someone you don’t even know. Someone you just met that night and gave your body, allowed them the gift of your body to them! Right?

Me, her thot of a son:

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sending a professional email, sighing and lying back and immediatly posting a ‘should i jerk off yes/no’ poll to tumblr

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pissing each other off as foreplay

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Mail men with phat asses

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Was talking about Dunmeshi with a role replacement AU with my OCs and decided Friday would take the role of Falin and. Well. Big Chimera Lady.

⚠️ blood, partial nudity

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dude your pussy just skittered away. like a insect

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Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You