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Please tell me I ain't the only one who just saw the 3 faced con get struck with lightening

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Trinibagoan here addressing alyuh crazy people in Detroit.

Was it one of ur big ass aliens robots that cut the lights in Guyana during CPL when they were playing against we?

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dude the building that the chin guy fell on to was my workplace 😭😭😭 AND he got my car (i was on the bottom floor away from the impact thankfully)

someone get me out of this city i can't do this anymore

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Just finished throwing up on the side of the road jn and the autobot with the giant chin say me. He started screaming so hard I think I have permanent hearing loss now and he ended up tripping onto a building.

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Am I tripping or did anyone else see Bumblebee get dragged away by a gaint magnet?

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Welcome back to me falling asleep in public spaces and waking up to the Autobots just doing shit. This time I have bared witness to three teens wearing a giant Catnap costume (like it was three of them in one costume) chasing around Bumblebee.

#finallylearnttheirnames

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Am I tripping balls or did anyone else see that ape turn into a robot?

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Our Earth memes are spreading like an invasive species I’m so happy right now

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Y'all know how the djd tracks down and kills Decepticon traitors from a list given to them by Megatron? Well I just saw a post from a Decepticon defector saying:

'Tarn, I know I'm on your list now because of my defection to the Autobots. But, for when you come for my aft, because with the way how things are going it looks like the war might start back so you're allowed to hunt again, please do not give me an impromptu literature lesson as I am talked to death by your voice™, as one last favor as one of friends from before the war back when we attended the academy together and for a little while after when we had unofficially joined the police force. I do not need to be having flashbacks to the suffering we endured in the actual literature class. "

Perfect grammar and everything and homeboy Tarn replies with:

"Firestarter!?"

Like mans didn't even know she defected until she brought it up. Then he follows that up with:

"Just because you asked, when we do make our way down to you, even though I hate everything about my pre war self, I will paint myself in my old colours, find a way to change my optic colour back to blue, and even have my old servos on my person to inflict maximum psychological damage. I will even not transform at all during our future encounter. "

Then one of the man's teammates, the one with two empty pits where his eyes should be response to this tread with:

"Old hands!?" and "why would you not transform for a whole encounter? That seems impossible for you to do".

Then op responses to that with this fucking image:

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After finding about Rosanna all I can think about is how cool a collab between her and Nyango Star would be

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Okay okay okay so I looked them up and turns out the DJD are kinda a big deal? They’re a group of hit men that torture Decepticon defectors according to some List™️ given by Megatron at worst and just murder turncoats if they happen upon them at best. Which given what I know about the Autobot Commonwealth, fair.

They’ve also got a professional hotline you can call to report anything but I ended up on a 3 hour call with them because they haven’t been “hunting” due to some technical orders or something cause they gotta lay low. They’ve been pretty bored and it’s kinda sad ngl.

ALSO ONE OF THEM AS A DOG AND IT LOOKS KINDA HIDEOUS BUT ALSO FLUFFY AT THE SAME TIME AND ITS HELPS WITH MURDERING PEOPLE AND I JUST 💞💞💞💖💞💖💞💞💖💖💖💖 HUUUUURGH I WANT TO GIVE ALL THE HEAD PATS HE’S THE GOOD-EST BOY EVER‼️‼️‼️

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Heya It's Bumblebee here, of the Detroit Autobot team, using some random civilian's phone to type this.

To everyone horny posting about the djd on main. God speed to you all. If u were Autobots high command would have had all of u tried for treason.

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Since I saw someone else mention the dating site I am here to share my cursed experience on that site. I once matched with a con who had a furnace in his stomach area and I swear I have never been more horny in life than i was when I was talking to that con. The amount of dirty texts we be sending each other is unreal.

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So Autobot and Decepticon social media isn't the only thing people with Sumdac phones have access to, but also dating sites. I got matched with a con wearing a Decepticon insignia shaped mask. Immediate unmatch.

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I think I astral projected into another dimension in my sleep where I had pink in my hair, friends with two boys i don't even know and friends with the autobots. Dream me/astral projection me was dying in a cave due to lack of oxygen while the big green Autobot tried to keep the cave from collapsing.

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I really need to stop falling asleep out in public in random spaces. This what my third time falling asleep somewhere and waking up to the Autobots in the middle of something. Only this time they noticed me because i woke up screaming 'Coronavirse!'.

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Y'ALL THERE ARE TWO TWIN(???) AUTOBOTS OUTSIDE OF THE GAMESTOP I WORK AT ASKING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES RIGHT NOW!!!!!! they're also Russian for some reason????? Most of my family is from Russia so I also speak Russian and these twins make me want to start speaking in Russian to see if they would understand it. Also the orange one is trying to buy Animal Crossing while his brother(??) is trying to buy Doom. So they even own a Switch???