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Allura: *posts a selfie to twitter*

Shiro: There you go little sis. Snapped again.

Lance, jealous: You’re too old for her!

Keith: He’s gay

Lance: Why are you insulting him?

Shiro: He’s literally a homosexual. 

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I need to follow more pjo/mcga/Kane chronicles blogs so pls like/reblog if you post:

Blitzstone Fierrochase Solangelo Anything trials of apollo Jercy Pipabeth Kane chronicles

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DID YOU SEE THAT VIRIA POSTED ABOUT YOUR COMIC AND CALLED YOU ONE OF HER FAVE PERCABETH ARTISTS

I LITERALLY SAT THERE STARING AT MY SCREEN AND WONDERING WHAT COMPUTER SIMULATION HAVE I ENTERED

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How to tell if normal jackass or Ares?

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I know I have gemini placements because of the way I feel physical pain and guilt when I’m not running my mouth a mile a minute. That or misconstrued social anxiety. 

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me, while wearing a camp jupiter sweatshirt and drinking from a mug that says ‘half man, half god, all hero’ i bought off of some 13 year old on etzy in 2009. 

cant believe i indulged in pjo im so embarrassed

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NOTHING will compare to the plot twists in the original pjo series. percy being a son of poseidon? classic. the lightning bolt being in percy’s backpack the entire time? gold. thalia turning back into a person after everyone thinking she’d be a tree forever? nico being a son of hades? percy opening that coffin to reveal luke’s body? everyone thinking it’s clarisse leading the ares cabin into battle but it’s really silena? percy turning down immortality? rick has his problems but he knows how to write a good plot twist i’ll give him that

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original textpost credits to @your-royal-momoness !!!

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You know that scene in Fantastic Beasts where Kowalski opens up his bakery and all his pastries are based off of the creatures he’s seen? Imagine that but it’s Percy’s bakery and everything is blue. I just can’t stop thinking about tiny hippocampus sugar cookies and hellhound cupcakes. Little pegasus cream puffs and Cerberus tarts. Percy’s look of concentration as he frosts each delicate detail.

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so it's commonly accepted rachel is an art major in college, she's filthy rich and she can afford that. but art majors generally involve at least one foundational class or project class on sculpture, and i really think it would be astronomically awkward if rachel and annabeth were having a study party, and rachel was going through the class powerpoint she only kind of paid attention to. the unit is modern sculpture. there's a section on the enigmatic piece 'the poker player' which was extremely unique for its hyperrealistic quality and unconventional material, akin to works like michelangelo's david in terms of realism, but mocking of its subject simultaneously - rachel's reading commentaries on how the realism and subject create a commentary on the inadequacies of the Modern Man, and then she notices the work is attributed to sally jackson. coincidence. that's a common enough name. she mentions it to annabeth for a laugh, and annabeth finds it hilarious, because sally's not really a sculptor, or really an arts person. rachel and annabeth had sent percy to the 7-11 on a mike's hard run because he'll always go because he'll get the shitty taquitos he loves so much, and he gets back, and rachel thinks it's funny so she mentions it. percy's like, "yeah! hilarious," and then he has to pray that rachel never, ever googles the name. he's not prepared to explain to everyone that his mom murdered his stepdad. there's really not a great way to land that.

there are options. i am flexible. rachel and annabeth are distracted by the mike's hards, and it doesn't come up again, or they're distracted momentarily and then they google it after a second trip to the 7-11 for mike's hards and lose their minds. finding out your friend's mom committed murder and sold the corpse for money is a lot for any drunk person to take. or either of them google it later, after the fact. i'm partial to the drunk one, because i can really imagine percy saying, "i'll go to mcdonald's and get you both 20 piece chicken nuggets if you don't say anything to my mom about the - the murder thing, ever," like he'd definitely be the person who thinks that's a good deal to make. it's 20 piece chicken nuggets, isn't it more important than learning the details of a murder? and they're both drunk, so yeah, that sounds fair. i think the absurdity of percy trying to explain, "i can't tell you why, but my mom was justified, right, it was a good murder to do," at 11pm in the mcdonald's parking lot while annabeth and rachel, both drunk, attack their chicken nuggets like vultures eating carrion. percy's freaking out. annabeth keeps asking him to go inside to get barbecue sauce