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top ten orbs to ponder: - his boobs - his bald head - his evil eyes i didnt say his name but he popped into your head ❤ didnt he?

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sometimes you will eat part of a napkin. And that’s okay

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baptism of fire is easily one of the books of all time. geralt builds a family out of a barber surgeon living in a graveyard, a buff archer lady raised by dryads, a sad boy on a redemption arc that consists of “Im actually nice,” and a bi ass bard. they make soup together. meanwhile, ciri gets a butch girlfriend and travels with a group of problematic gays who carve a bloody and gaudy canyon through rural nilfgaard. they get in a fight because she said no pickles someone knocked over ciri's cotton candy.

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Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

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Some of the best screenshots of despair are irl (part 2).

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🍚 rice discourse y'all reblog and put in the tags your ethnicity and whether you use a fork to eat your rice

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oh no

my sleeping a schedule

it's broken

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Really just Not Feeling Great today who wants to see a little pirate

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just finished Guards! Guards!

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I'm crying i love it when sam vimes is being super noire, like having an inner monologue while smoking and learning on a wall in an alleyway, and his coworkers are just like: "yeah he is like that sometimes. Just wait until he finished." The way the disc has and displays characters with different genres than their story and setting never fails to crack me up

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grow up with me

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it wasnt the LGBT community that brought back Minecraft and it wasn’t the neurodivergent community who brought it back, it was my 50 year old dad who made a replica of the 7 layers of hell from Dante’s Inferno in his survival world thanks

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I missed these two

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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

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