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Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.
That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)
If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:
How to clean dishes by hand
How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)
How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)
How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)
How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)
How to mop the floor
How to sweep the floor
How to swallow pills
How to make small talk
How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)
It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.
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I had a dream in which I was spider man and it was awesome and then I woke up and it was pride month
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CLAP YOUR DIRTY PAWS FOR OUR NEW MEMBERS! FIRST, YOUR TEAM LEADERS.
001, 002, 003, AND 004. THEY EACH RUN THEIR OWN TEAM. LET'S HOPE THEY KEEP THEIR BUNNIES ALIVE AND IN LINE.
WE HAVE TO CHIEF RABBITS, MAKE WAY FOR 005 AND 006! THEY RUN THE WARREN UNDER THEIR LEADER. 007 AND 008 ARE OPEN CHIEF SPOTS. GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT.
AND LASTLY, WE SADLY HAVE ONE DOCTOR; 012.
INTERESTED? LET ME KNOW.
THAT'S ALL FOR NOW UNTIL I GET MORE OF YA!! REGARDS.
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i miss when you would talk to me the way you talk to him. i miss the games we'd play together. i miss the names you'd give me. i miss wearing your tags proudly around my neck.
i want to turn back time.
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why does my heart ache when you talk about him.
why does my chest burn when you laugh with him.
why do my eyes water when you call him yours.
why did i ever think we'd stay the way we were.
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are you still okay with us calling you king, dude and other masc terms or should we just use neutral terms?
I really dont mind bein called anything lmao its all good
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those two pokemon horses are definitly lesbian girlfriends
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DEAR RABBITS.
WELCOME TO NOVUSSAN. THE NEW GENERATION. THOSE WILLING TO REIGN. THOSE WITH THE FRESH, NEW BLOOD THAT IS CRAVED.
I HUMBLY INVITE YOU TO JOIN MY GAME.
THIS IS ONLY FOR THE DEPRAVED. THE DISODERLY. ONLY THE ELITE SAVAGES WILL CONQUER. THE WEAK WILL FALL AND WE'LL FEAST ON THEIR REMAINS.
DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES? ARE YOU CAPABLE? WHY NOT FIND OUT, LITTLE RABBIT? JOIN US.
REGARDS.
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While the infamous tumblr porn ban was obviously very bad, there was one very very funny thing that came about from it. I remember that people were mourning how it would effectively ban Fingers In His Ass Sunday. And people made tributes to prepare for this loss, some people even creating beautiful comics of Sans and Komaeda embracing death together, a huge number of people collectively mourning this loss together.
And then the Sunday after the ban, we just kept posting Fingers In His Ass Sunday like absolutely nothing had changed I love this stupid site.
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When you’re going to the movies and you have to sneak all of your snacks in your asshole and your friend asks for a bottle of water:
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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Gender affirming surgery of give me elf ears
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Dancing Jimmy Fallon's got a message for you! Be sure to watch the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon at 11:35/10:35c, and use the Falphabet to send your friends messages on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and Instagram at https://www.nbc.com/the-tonight-show/falphabet
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I hardly took any pictures of myself as Pupper Emeritus while I was at Furpocalypse and then during Trick or Treating tonight but, meh.
It’s not like I’ll never dress up like this again 😂
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