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for anyone who has a crush on literally any member of mcr ( minus b*b br*ar , the little shitrat ) , my killjoy imagines acc. is @k-illjoysenpai ! please head over there & check out my writing ๐๐
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iโm really sorry for the delay to whoever sent in โthe sandlotโ request ! feb. 6th is the soonest i can watch the flick , so i hope itโs alright ๐๐
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hey! i saw your requests were open, and i was wondering if you could a thing for what it would be like dating scotty from the sandlot? specifically if you were taller than him?
sorry if this was a weird request or i did it wrong. i've never done this before, so i'm not sure if there's a specific way to ask. ^-^
late reply but u didnโt request wrong , i just have to watch โthe sandlotโ again lol
it may take a while since i also have classes , but i hope u can wait <3
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sparks in the rain | bill and ted | ch. 1
Relationship: Poly!Bill and Ted x Fem!Reader
Summary: After accidentally putting the wrong number into the phone booth, Bill and Ted end up in the year 2021 where they meet someone they never thought theyโd meet.ย
Words:ย 1,087
Warnings/Tags: Bill being kind of a dick to Ted, Covid-free universe, nothing else really, character ends up in the readerโs universe au
Authorโs Note:ย This came to me when I was in the shower while thinking about the concept of having Bill and Ted watch the movies theyโve been in. This also started off as a crackfic idea only for me to actually put thought into it
REQUESTS OPEN
(please read my โI do NOT writeโ section before sending in anything <3)
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This was totally Tedโs fault, not that he would fully admit it. Turning the blame on Bill who had in fact pointed out the wrong number while digging through his backpack. It wasnโt rare for Ted to forget the number to Billy The Kidโs location, and Bill was always better with operating the phone booth than he was. So of course, as a result they ended up in the wrong place with a broken antenna. The booth had knocked against the apartment buildingโs roof on their way down, sending pieces of red metal across the rainy parking lot.ย
Bill couldnโt help but let out a frustrated sigh as he watched the top of the booth spark from where they stood inside, his eyes practically rolling into the back of his head as he thought of the amount of Elmerโs glue it would take to get all of those pieces back together. He looked up at Ted, who was still staring out the window, past the water droplets that cascaded down the slightly dirty windows, at the damage he had done. He knew it would be impossible to fix it in the rain unless Bill wanted to risk going to his grave early by electrocuting himself. So with one last glance at the sparks above, Bill finally decided there was no use staying inside the booth and that Billy would have to wait.ย
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Do you write platonic relationships? Like non romantic? I didnโt see it in your rules and I was really curious๐
Have a great day and love your writing!
yep i can write platonic stuff โก
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๐/๐ โ i just thought of this and was like โ y e s โ so ur welcome ๐
you ? like to cook ?? theyโre all over you the second they find out .
it has been way too long since theyโve had a proper meal . theyโve been dining on blood and take out , so they really need a change .
you make them a nice , home cook meal with whatever you can find . you end up having to start a tiny fire to cook the ingredients since they donโt exactly have stove tops in their caveโ
paul and marko make a fucking mess . they say sorry , and youโre just like๐งโโ๏ธ
โcโmon babe, itโs just a spill!โ
โi swear, i will cook with your blood if you make another mess.โ
after the first meal , they want you to cook all the time . no matter where you are or what time of night , theyโre dashing to your place ( or place in the cave ) for some food . theyโre always hungry dude . ๐
sometimes , if youโre angry at one of them , youโll cook what they absolutely hate and they have no choice but to say โ yUmMy! โ so youโre happy with them .
david adores fucking giant feasts , marko is a simp for sweet foods , and honestly paul and dwayne will eat anything . though they all love ( most of ) all your food !
dwayne will always tell you soft compliments about your food . honestly , anything you cook is his comfort food .
paul low key tries to be all romantic while cooking . youโll just be mixing up a salad or something and the next thing you know , his arms are wrapped around your waist and heโs pulling you close to him .
if david helps you cook , he ainโt given out any hugs or anything . heโll simply tease you instead .
โno hugs? please?โ
โyou just wrestled garlic. no thank you.โ
if marko helps you , he will no doubt go off the recipe or ignore your instructions . heโs a wildcard of course , so chances are he ends up making a whole damn meal instead of a light snack .
and finally , dwayne loves to dish out kisses will cooking . honestly , heโll do anything you say for kisses . heโs a stoic simp and you canโt deny it .
honestly , no matter what you cook , i can guarantee that all of them will at least make one flirty comment directed to you .
#80s#reader insert#x reader#x y/n#x you#80s imagines#gender neutral pronouns#gender neutral reader#tlb#david x reader#paul x reader#marko x reader#dwayne x reader#the lost boys x reader#the lost boys imagines#the lost boys
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ty for answering my reqs <3 i loved them so much ur amazing
aw tysm ! that means a lot <3
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๐๐๐๐ & ๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ / ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
ted โtheodoreโ logan
โฆ guitar practice ( fem!reader )
[y/n] [l/n], a somewhat skilled guitar player, helps her crush learn how to play his instrument.
bill s. preston esq.
poly!bill & ted
โฆ laser tag ( fem!reader )
during summer vacation, bill and ted decide to go do a fun activity with [y/n] before school comes once again.
โฆ dates with poly!bill & ted would include ...
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I just can't get over the thought of Paul singing songs while he rolls up his joints
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could u do billy and stu or ferris bueller (either or) on a first date with y/n .. not enough ferris content out there but i also luv ghostface x reader so HNG
i did both ! yeah , i got carried away too maybe ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ
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๐๐๐๐!๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐
๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ...
๐/๐ โ i went ahead and made this a headcannon , but if u want it as a fic , i can totally rewrite it lol
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ โ @bratscore ( tysm for requesting ! <3 )
honestly , they donโt even know why you agreed to go on a date with them . yeah , they admit that theyโre decently attractive and pretty popular too , but you ? what the hell did you see in them ?
stu is all over you while billy is more reserved . both of them asked you out to the movies , and were totally thrilled when you said โ yes โ .
youโre all watching a horror movie , of course . billy wanted to , and how could you say โ no โ to him ? the retro theater was going to play poltergeist , and billy was not going to give up the opportunity to see it with you and stu .
do they offer to buy you popcorn ? yep . do they offer to get you soda and candy ? you know it . they really want you to like them , but they want to be subtle ( stu wasnโt so subtle , but he was sweet anyways ) .
if you flinch or get scared at any point , either billy or stu will make a cocky remark in some way .
โif you want, you can get closer to me.โ
billy is super into it . if you try and make a move on him , it would have be a pretty big move to cause him to look away . you end up playfully pouting .
stu likes horror movies , just not as much as billy , so if you throw yourself at him in the theater he will die a happy man . he is totally willing to wrap an arm around you contently .
they take steal some of your snacks occasionally .
the theater has a tiny arcade too ! after the movie , you all head over to the arcade . billy honestly pouts a bit since he claims โ the movies are better than any arcadeโ . stu tells him to stfu tho since heโs planning on winning you candy and stuffed animals .
after seeing how happy you are when stu won you prizes , billy feels low key jealous and is compelled to win you prizes too .
stu definitely teases him , and that his blushing is definitely his sign of jealousy .
you win stu a little stuffed animal and tease him . though stuโs comment meant that billy took the prize you won for him .
โcโmon man, that was mine!โ
โyou can get it back when youโre done being an idiot, so youโre never going to get it back in reality.โ
yeah , theyโre tossing tiny bitchy arguments into your first date . they honestly tried not to do so ๐
after the arcade , they donโt want to drop you off at your house so soon , so they volunteer to get food at a cute cafe they thought you would like .
they of course pay for you , being a sweet yet broke bastards that they are . they keep stealing your food though . that will honestly never change in your relationship .
when you head back to your house with the two of them , they look pretty sad to see you go . they honestly canโt wait for monday to come so they can see you again . calling you just isnโt the same for them .
you quickly peck them both on the cheek before heading inside . when you peaked out the window , billy was wearing a grin as stu had this dopey smile on his face .
itโs safe to say a second date was in the works after that .
#scream x reader#scream#stu macher#billy loomis#billy loomis x you#billy loomis x stu macher x reader#billy loomis x reader#stu macher x reader#reader insert#x reader#x y/n#x you#gender neutral reader#gender neutral pronouns#90s horror
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๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ...
๐/๐ โ young matthew broderick was too good ๐คง
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ โ @bratscore ( tysm for requesting ! <3 )
let me get this out of the way โ the man is ecstatic literally so much , wtf have you done to him ?
you guys probably go a couple of the local fairs in the area . throughout the time , ferris buys a ton of food and tickets so you guys go to almost every ride .
he definitely did ring toss and won you a stuffed animal . you ended up getting this tiny little pink elephant plushie , which he is very proud he won .
did i say anything about compliments ? โcause ferris is telling you compliments every hour ( okay , well not every hour , but it certainly does feel that way ) .
the first kiss is on the ferris wheel . he places a quick kiss on your cheek when your head was turned , facing the window and the people below . you grin and kiss him on the lips as quick as he did before . he ends up sitting next to you on the ferris wheel when you go on it again .
tons of hand holding and dumb jokes ensue .
โthis is so weird.โ
โwhat?โ
โmy hand seems to be glued to yours.โ
thereโs a little paint ball area , so you both head over there , change into the solid white outfits , and start throwing paint at each other . the whole ordeal is reminiscent of the scene in ten things i hate about you . you hopefully know what iโm talking about ๐ณ
ferris canโt stop telling you cheesy romance lines . he loves your slightly embarrassed face whenever he tells them to you .
all the snacks you guys get are paid evenly among you . ferris tried to be a gentleman and pay for the both of you , but you wouldnโt let him . so , you both emptied your wallets out on each other .
you both paint pumpkins ! though ferris does flick you with some blue paint ...
you guys check out the antique collection too ! ferris would never tell you , but he truly wants to buy you a fancy necklace as beautiful as the antiques some day .
he takes the time to fall in love with you even more as your face lights up at the antiques . when you get excited , or intrigued , or any emotion in the antique tent , he just has this wonderful feeling deep in his chest . he never wants you to stop smiling .
you and ferris see the pig races as well . initially , you didnโt want to see it . there were other rides that you liked much better , but ferris wanted to see it . you really didnโt want to deprive him , so you two went to see the pig races . this caused a tiny bit of mud to be added with the paint on your clothes ( after that , ferris would chuckle and apologize at the same time ) .
when you have to go , ferris walks you back home . kidding ! he probably asked cameron to lend him the crimson ferrari . so , he drives you home , you say your goodbyes , and tell each other that youโd love to do this again some time .
though he felt so guilty about the mud and paint thing . not only did you get a pink elephant , you also got a new article of clothing the next day at school .
#80s#80s imagines#ferris bueller#ferris buellerโs day off imagine#ferris bueller x reader#reader is gender neutral#gender neutral reader#gender neutral pronouns#reader insert#x reader#x y/n#x you
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neo relationship hcs with a gn reader ๐ฌ or if u wanna make it afab that's cool too ! he just seems like the perfect bf after you've earned his trust
here is the link to it !
iโm working on ur other requests as well <3
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๐/๐ โ there is definitely not enough neo content out there yenno โ๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ โ @bratscore ( tysm for requesting ! )
before dating neo , you probably met him and instantly fell for him on the nebuchadnezzar . you really didnโt want to be with him just for the looks , though . so throughout missions , you made it your duty to get to know him .
neo also got to know you too ! he fell for your looks and cute personality , but as soon as he fully trusted you and knew your intentions , he learned that he was completely in love with you .
you had to ask him out first since he was too much of a chicken . morpheus may or may not have teased him for this , which neo will probably never live down .
the first date is in a simulation that you may or may not have forced mouse to make . ๐
honestly , the nebuchadnezzar really isnโt that cute , so you kind of had no choice . mouse didnโt really mind anyways . i mean , he looks like he really admires neoโ
it was a nice little candle light dinner ! neo was of course a gentle man the whole time . you swore mouse would make sure none of the others knew , but that didnโt stop trinity from taking a tiny peak .
during nights where he canโt sleep , he probably shares your bed . no sexual actions occur , itโs just the two of you having meaningful and jokingly dumb conversations at like , one a.m.
he will definitely want to be on missions that you go on . he canโt help it . neo is just scared for your well being like that .
if you almost die during a mission , he will absolutely get in an argument with you . you end up making a bunch of promises that neo will always remind you of .
neo is always going to want to be the big spoon . he would be fine with being the little spoon , but the thought of you being in his arms is a thought that he really loves . bonus points if he gets to play with your hair as you guys spoon . itโs just really calming for him .
he spars with you in simulations ! partially to make sure that you can take care of yourself , and partially because he just wants to spend time with you no matter what . mouse and the others watch the sparring , and are pleasantly surprised when you kick your boyfriendโs ass . he is a bit embarrassed about that ...
โuh, good job [n/n], but your opponents wonโt trip up like me.โ
โwell, maybe you shouldnโt have been so cocky.โ
expect him to try and get you little gifts . out of missions and training simulations , he will definitely try and find you cool stuff . you talked about a super cute lava lamp ? heโs gonna stop hanging out with you to find it . you said something about missing your rubics cube from your childhood ? heโs scavenging for it right now as we speak .
he loves to tease and flirt with you occasionally . sometimes in front of the others , sometimes not . he doesnโt do it all the time , but when it happens , your heart is melting . one time after he won in the simulation against you , you probably will never forget his confident remarks .
โif you want, iโll let you win at other things, yโknow~โ
he reads to you ! when he scavenges for trinkets for you , he also finds raggedy books that look interesting , which prompts him to ask to read it to you at night . he just knocks on your door , says that he โcanโt sleepโ with the book in his hands , and you already know whatโs gonna happen .
though no matter how busy your days are on the ship , he definitely will find some way to make time for you .
#the matrix#neo x reader#neo the matrix#keanu reeves#keanu reeves imagine#reader insert#x reader#x y/n#x you#gender neutral reader#gender neutral pronouns#90s#90s imagines
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๐/๐ โ sorry not sorry , i love them so much
also , my inbox is dry ! send in requests if u have them ! :)
yโall will probably attempt to save up money to head to a concert together . they promise you that if they choose the band / artist , you choose next time ! though if you like rock music , you shouldnโt have too much to worry about . theyโll choose either van halen , ac/dc , or some other great rock group !
but since all of you are broke teens , going to places like 7/11 and circle k are the most common . you guys often buy slushees and junk food before sitting on the curb and bonding over stupid stuff .
โdo you ever think about if the time traveling stuff was a dream?โ
โwoah, dude, you could be onto something...โ
โguys, how did we have the same dream?โ
when either tedโs or billโs parentsโ are gone , you guys have a sleepover ! which of course consists of listening to rock music , watching horror movies that they rented , and them trying to show off their guitar playing skills .
all three of you guys have tried to dye each otherโs hair with kool-aid at either one of their houses at some point . ted needed to buy some bleach for his hair since surprise surprise , heโs a brunet . the kool-aid idea backfired and you cackled when some of billโs curls became multi colored . iโm talking red , blue , and a weird brown color on every curl . thank god it was washed out .
after that , he pouted and sulked for a solid three days before he managed to get most of the dye out .
you all tried baking a cake as a date idea one evening after school . your boyfriends ended up accidentally getting a bunch of flour on your hair and clothes ( courtesy of ted , who claims that the flour dumping was for bill ) . though they helped you do almost every step , minus the ones with flour .
board games ! they both team up to beat you at monopoly , though you excel at battleship . during twister , they were kind of pervy but you beat them anyways with your โจbeautiful s/o charmโจ
they try to teach you how to skateboard at some point , which causes you to fall many times or you get right away , depending on how himbo you actually are .
they have watched drama movies with you at the local theater . the three of you went to watch โsteel magnoliasโ and they refuse to admit they cried . you could hear sniffling noises and tiny sobs , which broke your heart and amused you at the same time . after the movie , you bought them snacks to try and cheer them up ( which didnโt really work but they appreciated it anyways )
โthanks babe, but this doesnโt change the fact that *sob* that movie was most non triumphant...โ
expect cute little picnics at the park ! they tried to make food , but they ended up buying fast food and just made it seem like they cooked itโ
honestly , no matter what you guys do for dates , these himbos always make it fun .
#80s#80s imagines#reader insert#x reader#x y/n#x you#bill and ted imagine#bill s preston esquire#bill and tedโs excellent adventure#bill and tedโs bogus journey#ted logan#ted theodore logan#polyamory#polyamarous#polysexual#poly fic#bill and ted x reader#bill and ted#reader is gender neutral#gender neutral reader#gender neutral pronouns
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