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Dream Eater by loot studios. She's pissed cuz you left the bathroom light on again.

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ocean blu liquid core dice

https://www.amazon.com/vvpesca-Blue-Flow-Handmade-Sharpe/dp/B0CMV633MY

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Next book! Sorry I just really like working with Jack lol

This is literally just magic items. you need magic swords? we got 'em. You want magic potions? we got 'em. you want magic other dootats? YES

PURCHASE PLEASE

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Love is your bf going to the store at 10:30 pm to get knockoff girl scout cookies because you're pregnant and all you can think about is samoas

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Red/pink and yellow translucent resin with gold flake. I graduate Saturday! So I've had more time and have been on a dice making kick.

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I had bad insomnia last night, so I redid a picture of Ileark from a few years ago instead of sleeping.

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Goblins are boring and overplayed; everyone knows what to expect, and frankly, what they expect is disappointing.

Replace those tired old mook encounters in Level 1 dungeons with 2d6 Ancient Red Dragons instead!

­The level one Goblin is, of course, the big bad who you can't reach until your level 20.

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Forgor to share. Aixia is one of my homebrew characters. Elven cultivator. Rambled about her on my FA. Too sleepy to ramble here. Don't sexualize her veil <3

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New Ghoran character named Rosie. Wanted to test out Clip Studio Paint with my "The Works" shading / lineart style.

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New dice!

Three new designs and one restock available this week, including a set inspired by Husk from Hazbin Hotel!

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If everything should fade, what will be left of me?

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[Image Description: Two photos showing different sides of a crocheted pouch. The bottom is a dark red yarn, and as it gets close to the top, it changes to grey. It's cinched closed at the top with a grey drawstring.]

I made a thing

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My handmade TTRPG dice for T.

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Just like you can upcast low-level spells, you can downcast high level spells.

First level meteor swarm just throws hot ping-pong balls. First level time stop stops time for exactly 0.05 seconds. First level wish lets you hope superhumanly hard that something will happen.

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DMing is hard. I acknowledge this. Weaving a story with words for long periods of time means you’re gonna say something silly sometimes when your brain blips. And it’s not your fault that it’s so silly that your players share it around turning it into an inside joke, immortalizing your brain fart moment forever.

My DM was narrating a scene between our tiefling rogue and the NPC she was romancing. He was trying to set the mood for their first kiss, up on a tower overlooking the city, looking into each others eyes. They’d just been on a romantic date, there was a bottle of wine between them. And this was their moment.

The NPC leaned in to kiss the rogue and the kiss was, according to our DM, “long and normal.”

The entire session went off the rails. We became ungovernable creatures of hilarity. How long is normal?

We are informed normal is six seconds and we devolve even further into chaotic paroxysm of laughter. The DM desperately tried to rein us in but for the rest of the session everything took a long and normal amount of time.

My betrothed and I would kiss each other while counting to six in our heads then declare afterward, “Ah yes! Long and normal!”

I accidentally told my school team about it, reasoning that they’d at least never meet the DM who lives out of state. They’d say we needed the scene to be the long and normal length, or hold a pose for a long and normal time.

At the end of the year I invited them to my house for a celebratory meal and was surprised when my DM joined the DnD video call early. My teammates looked at him, expressions slowly spreading into evil grins. “Long and normal!” They greeted him.

He turned a look upon me of utter betrayal while I hustled them out of my house.

“It’s been a year!” He cried at the unfairness.

“Maybe it’ll phase out by next year,” I told him.

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Infinite rose garden (in the works)