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Happy 150th post + Trial Part 1 coming out!

Dib: You read my diary?!

Eddy: At first I didn't know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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Morty: ARE YOU-

Kyle: Fucking.

Morty: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Kyle: Fucking.

Morty: IDIOT! * walks away in anger*

Dipper: *walks in* ...What was that?

Kyle: Monokuma banned Morty from swearing, so I'm helping him out.

(Semi call back to a previous post. Also 100 Followers! Thank you all so much for your support! Here's to whenever the first trial comes out!)

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Eddy: Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Eddy lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Vendetta: It's Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture.

Dipper: I'm… honestly surprised you know how to say his name.

Vendetta: Of course! He played the greatest musical instrument!

Dipper: What, the piano?

Vendetta: No, no…cannons!

Dipper: …Oh.

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Eddy: I've become a bread crumb dealer for 4 crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I've probably racked up about $200 at this point. Is it morally wrong though? I mean, they're the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this?

Kyle: You sound like the start of a Batman villain.

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I remember seeing this on discord a while back!

Thanks again for the fanart!

Gaz: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Star: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.

Gaz: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Morty: Actually I did the math, Star would have $225, not $0.15.

Star: Dude I’m right here….

Charlotte: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Star: While you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Charlotte: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Star: :(

Morty: Hey, so Dib pointed it out to me, Star would have $22,500 because it’s a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Charlotte: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice!

Morty: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Star: Yeah and she wants soda and apply juice.

Mabel: Apply juice to what?

Eddy: Directly to the forehead.

Kyle: Great chat guys.

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Eddy: PSA: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.

Gaz: (sarcastically) Man, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.

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Mabel: Hey guys, you wanna go get some d-e-s-s-e-r-t?

Eddy: Yeah, I need me a t-r-e-a-t.

Ed: Whatcha guys talking about?

Kyle: Yeah, why did you guys just spell dess-

Mabel: Nonono Shh!

Eddy: Shut up! Don't say it!

Kyle: Uh, why?

Mabel: Ok, how do we tell you this?

Eddy: Ed… can't spell.

(silence)

Kyle: …What?

Eddy: He can't spell, so whenever we talk about something he wants, we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited.

Kyle: He's in, like, middle school. He can't handle hearing the word "treat?"

Ed: Treat?!

Eddy: No treat!

Ed: Treat?!

Eddy: No treat!

Ed: Treat?!

Eddy: No treat!

Ed: Aww…

Kyle: Ok what is happening?!

Mabel: We told you; he gets excited when he hears the word t-r-e-a-t!

Ed: Whatcha talking about?

Mabel: Homework.

Ed: Aw, shucks!

Kyle: What, so you guys just treat him like a toddler?

Ed: Treat?!

Eddy: No treat!

Ed: Treat?!

Eddy: No treat!

Ed: Treat?!

Eddy: No treat!

Ed: Awwwwww…

Eddy: Dude, you gotta spell if you're talking about f-o-o-d.

Kyle: Ok so, are we getting an s-n-a-c-k?

Ed: Snack?!

Eddy: Oh come on man!

Mabel: Dude, really?

Kyle: Oh come on! I spelled it!

Mabel: Well he knows how to spell "snack!"

Kyle: So he can spell "snack" but he can't spell "treat?!"

Ed: Treat?!

Eddy: NO TREAT!

Ed: Treat?!

Eddy: NO TREAT!

Ed: Treat?!

Eddy: NO TREAT!

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Kyle: Our work should go into reaching some sort of peak!

Bubbles: Some sort of beak?

Kyle: Huh? N-no like-

Bubbles: Oh! Climbing a tall tree all the way to a birds nest, birds have beaks, and from there, we'll be able to take flight.

Kyle: …You know what? Sure. You took the long way around, but we got there.

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Star: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Morty: Y-you were putting it in cold water?????

Jenny: Star. Answer the question Star.

Star: Yeah??? I thought for like, 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process and didn’t realize there was an actual reason. (you think I have the patience to boil water?)

Eddy: (you think I have the patience to boil water?) You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

Blossom: Why are you. Putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Eddy: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Blossom: It takes less than a minute!?

Eddy: Blossom is your stovetop powered by the flipping sun?!

Blossom: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Eddy: Like seven minutes.

Blossom: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes… less than that if you use a saucepan…

Eddy: You’re putting the whole mug on the stove???? On medium heat???? Your stove is enchanted!

Kyle: Every single person in this chat is a fucking lunatic.

Dib: Yet another chat that reads like four Shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief.

Mabel: Doesn't a single person on here have a kettle? Like, these things that are specifically designed to boil water for things like hot drinks?

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Kyle: Um, Eddy, why are you pretending I'm this guy's nephew?

Eddy: We need money.

Kyle: You're scamming him?

Eddy: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him.

Kyle: What?! No way!

Eddy: Why not? We already stole Zim!

Zim: Howdy!

Kyle: No, we didn't. Zim can think for himself, he can do whatever he wants!

Zim: I wanna steal.

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Monokuma: So, what are you doing here?

Mabel: Oh, you know, just... hanging around.

Monokuma: Hanging around?

Mabel: Hanging around.

Monokuma: Thwarting my plans?

Mabel: Thwarting your plans?

Monokuma: Are you?

Mabel: No?

Monokuma: Good, cause that would be bad.

Mabel: How bad?

Monokuma: I’d have to kill you.

Mabel: That’s bad.

Monokuma: Indeed.

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Kyle: What do you think Vendetta’s gonna do for a distraction?

Dipper: Who knows, probably, like, you know, make a noise, or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Dipper: ...Or she could do that.

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Charlotte: Even Gaz and I have been getting closer! The other day, she gave me half her sandwich!

Gaz: I mistook her for a garbage can

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Mabel: (singing) L is for the way you look at me~

Jenny: (singing) O is for the only one I see~

Star: (singing) V is very, very extraordinary~

Ed: Egg.

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Monokuma: (restored in a new body for the 100th time) Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, what's uuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppp, it's meeee!

Dib: STOP!

Monokuma: I don’t know how to impress upon you that physical damage done to my body does not affect me in the long term.

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Blossom: Maybe it's time we take a look at the bigger picture here?

Dib: (sighs and point to Prof. Membrane picture) You're talking about that picture?

Blossom: Yes! I still don't quite understand it.

Dib: My dad just liked it, Blossom. I don't know why you're so confused by it. This is like, the 7th time you've asked about it!

Blossom: Nevermind. It-it doesn't matter. (turns to the rest of the group) Now that we've looked at that, let's return to the task at hand.