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638155 PODIUM!!!

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Oscar stay ratting 😝😝😝😝

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What tf are they doing to my driver 😕

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This interaction is funny asf 😭😂

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2024 is the year everyone falls unequivocally in love with Lance Stroll because that is what he deserved all along

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This is how I’ve been feeling abt Logan sargeant lately

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And when I said my man my man my man. I meant it!!!!

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manifesting chaos in the 2024 f1 season

nico hulkenberg finally slays his white whale and drags the haas flintstones car onto the podium only for the car to be disqualified for a technical breach

in the spirit of their ancestors alpine attemps crashgate 2.0 only they’re so shit they fail even at that. everyone knows what they tried to do but because they failed the fia turns a blind eye out of pity

jenson button misses a dose of xanax before presenting alongside danica patrick and finally tells her to shut up on live television

lando finally wins a race and is so delighted that he won’t let go of his trophy, even to attend the traditional english stag do of some rich dickhead he went to school with. lando passes out three sambucas into the night at which point his trophy is stolen and all of his facial hair (including eyebrows) is shaved off. the fia charges him for the replacement

king charles dies just before silverstone and george drives his car directly into the barriers out of respect

sharl breaks up with whatever brunette clone he’s dating in order to focus more on racing. two weeks later he releases a classical piano track about heartbreak and longing and confirms that it’s about the sf-24. three days after that he confirms his relationship with a woman who is practically identical to the previous girlfriend (possibly her sister, possibly just a clone)

john elkann goes full fatal attraction on lewis and shows up in his house in a silk robe, with a trail of rose petals that he’s had ethically dyed purple just for lewis

babygate hits f1 again as carlos is rumoured to be expecting another baby. he insists that it is not him as he is still a virgin

fernando alonso announces that he has found religion. three months later he submits planning permission to add a sculpture to the outside of oviedo’s cathedral of the holy saviour which is in turn renamed the cathedral of the holy saviour, san fernando

a williams sponsor pulls out so to make up the shortfall james vowles voices the audiobooks of several erotic novels

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"i always thought that if i made it to f1, charles would also make it"

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One of the best Poly Fanfics I’ve read and it’s just getting started 😚😚😚

‘Feels like’ series 🤍

Summary - When your long term relationship with F1 driver, George Russell ends on bad terms, you turned to your best friend, Lily, to seek comfort, which she provided with no hesitation of course. Her boyfriend, Alex and you even becoming close and good friends. but eventually, they both start feeling more for you, but they never acted on it, thinking that you still want over your previous relationship and the mental toll it ended with. Little did they know you were feeling the exact same way.

Series warnings - Swearing, Poly relationship, past toxic relationships, toxic ex,

(I will also put warnings at the begging of every chapter to insure I never miss any!)

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If you want to be added to the tag list feel free to ask!

1. You think I didn’t see you? There were flashing lights

2. It’s nice to have a friend

3. I could build a castle out of all the bricks they threw at me

4. Midnights

5. Something gave you the nerve you touch my hand

6. This feeling, it’s new

7. Late night confessions

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Bring! back! Slagclaren!!

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i love logan hunter sargeant to the moon and back but every time i utter his name aloud i have to hold back tears at the fact that it truly makes him sound like an industry plant

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Need him in my guts 😝🫠

I want him and I’m tired of pretending that I don’t!

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Omg. Something about this man 🔞💥😝

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This is literally so helpful 🫶🏼💍

THE DANIEL LORE PRIMER: AN INCOMPLETE GUIDE

Sleeping

He is "not the world’s greatest sleeper" (Michael once said re: spending time with Daniel that "you don't get a lot of sleep")

He listens to podcasts to go to sleep

He sleeps on his tummy

"Hey babe, 'bout to go to bed" (at 9:28 - not really lore, just something I think about almost daily)

Food & Beverage

He is a tea guy (specifically peppermint or lemon & ginger) (note to maxiel writers: Max is NOT a fan of hot beverages)

His go-to coffee order is an oat latte

He’s allergic to nuts (but not hazelnuts, he loves Nutella)

Favorite cheat meal is a fried chicken sandwich

According to Natalie he’s a “fussy eater”

He can cook pesto pasta (including making the pesto itself)

He has a sweet tooth and loves ice cream (go-to flavor: vanilla)

Despite his sweet tooth, he's said that he's lucky that he enjoys eating vegetables as much as he does

Entertainment

He loves Jim Carrey movies (especially Dumb and Dumber)

He is a self-proclaimed UFC nerd (he listens to podcasts, watches interviews, tweets about it, etc.)

He loves to ride bikes (both motorized 110 dirt bikes and regular mountain bikes)

He is a West Coast Eagles fan

The Early Years

He went to Catholic school (Newman College)

He had braces in 2012 (once all of his disposable income didn’t have to be put back into racing)

He also had an earring

He was a cafe waiter at Aroma Cafe

Family

Parents = Joe and Grace

Big sister = Michelle

Nephew = Isaac

Niece = Isabella

Daniel has mentioned that he tries to FaceTime his niece and nephew about every other day, and buys them lots of presents because he feels guilty about being away so much

Bonus = he is godfather to Natalie Pinkham’s son Wilf

Misc.

He is afraid of dogs (and lizards, see 0:56) - but is working on this (note: see this incredible podcast starting at 6:15 for Daniel telling a story about being chased by his friend's dog, and keep in mind that the dog was a pug)

His scent is Le Labo - Baie 19

He journals!

He's been to therapy

He can speak Italian

His famous "ki ki rah" noise actually started as an inside joke with his friends making fun of Panda by Desiigner

He loves a cuddle and is a very affectionate person

On #3: (1) Daniel was a big fan of Dale Earnhardt growing up, (2) his very first karting number was #3, and (3) his house was #3

If you're interested in his tattoos, see my tattoo primer

Notes: please take this primer in the spirit in which it was intended, which is simply a fun little list of bits of daniel lore that I've collected over the years. For all the fic writers, if this primer is at all useful, know that I'm honored, but remember that this primer is not a rulebook, so take or ignore these little tidbits as you see fit! Your fic is your world. Finally, please reblog and add more! I'd love nothing more than to crowdsource more lore!

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The way I go feral every time I see him is crazy 😝✋🏽

car nr.36

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D. Ricciardo: A Day In with Danny

Word count: 962

"We could stay in all day and watch Tv and eat takeout. You'd love that and I know you would so don't even try to deny it. I just want a day with you. Just us enjoying each other's company. I don't care what we're doing. I would prefer activities with less clothes, but whatever you want we'll do." He tells me. I consider his offer and turn to the bathroom. I could hear him lean back in bed.

I love Danny and would do anything for him but just to mess with him I spend the next ten minutes in the bathroom pretending to get ready. In reality I brush my teeth and wash my face. I threw my hair into a bun and walked out the bathroom. "I wouldn't mind spending the day here with you."

He smiles and lifts the covers inviting me back into his arms. I get in bed and we call room service. While ordering the food I look at Danny and he's staring again but has this look in his eyes. I draw my attention back to the call and end the call.

"You know I love you, right?"

"Of course I do, Danny. Why do you ask?" I question as I know I've never once doubted his love. I lean forward and kiss him. He gently grabs me and pulls me closer.

He slowly pulls away and whispers "Do you see a future for us? "

I look at him and reply, "Of course I do. I see us with kids and a cat even though I'm allergic. A nice house. We have two, maybe three kids because you say three is your lucky number. We also live on a ranch because you just have to." I look at him after my rant and he has a smile on his face, but it slowly fades.

"I'm sorry I can't always be there for you. I know you say it's fine, but I get so scared that you'll find someone better and leave me because I can't give you the life you deserve right now. I know I said last year would be my final year in f1 but there's been talk of me joining Redbull again. Checo's underperforming and he might be demoted. I'm telling you this because I don't want you to put your life on hold for me.

"You speak of this beautiful future for us but what If we have to wait. I don't want that for you but I don’t want to lose you. I guess what I’m trying to say is, I don't want you to wake up one day and feel like you’re missing out because of me." He finishes with tears in his eyes. Daniel is not a very emotional guy and my heart breaks for him. Knowing he's been harboring these feelings for God knows how long it hurts me.

"Daniel, look at me. Don't ever hide something like this from me. I love you so much, and knowing that you've been feeling like this breaks my heart. I'm so sorry you feel this way. I would wait the rest of my life with you, I hope you know that." I start to tear up as I say this, "I only want those things if they're with you and if it never happens then oh well. As long as I have you I’m happy."

“I don’t want you to look back on this time and think you missed out. You know our friends are getting married and having kids, and you’re at home waiting for me. WhatI’m trying to say is if you wanted an out here it is.”

I look at him in shock not knowing what to say. I open my mouth to speak but suddenly there’s no words. I shut my mouth and start to cry. He leans forward and hugs me and quietly apologizes in my ear.

“I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have brought it up. I’m sorry love. Please forgive me. You’re my everything and I would never want to lose you.” He says. I look at him and kiss him slowly.

“We’ll be alright I promise you. I would wait a thousand lifetimes and wait more if you needed me to. I love you with everything in my body. Don’t ever doubt that. Do you hear me?” I ask him. He nods his head and I put my head on his chest and hold him. We stay like that until we decide to order food and start our day.

‼️notes‼️: Lowkey wrote this forever ago and I published this at 4:03 in the morning if it’s shit don’t tell me. Lmk if you guys have any requests. Love yous