chuuyaanddazai2

[chuuyaanddazai2]

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

[chuuyaanddazai2]

Just finished watching the new episodes of record of ragnorok and.. oh boy.

Now for context, I watched it by myself after I found it in 2022. But, a couple months after season two was first released I introduced it to my dad, so we have been watching it together.

Also, I have not read the manga only seen some things but like not much from the manga.

First thing: I was first like ,“Who the hell voices the English dub of Papiyus? He sounds so familiar!” Than I realized it was Michael Leon Wooley, the guy who voiced the crocodile in Princess and The Frog!

Second thing: BUDDA! Like oml he was awesome the whole time. And when he took his hair down? GOD DAMN. He looked majestic!

Third thing: When he was first on screen I was like who the hell is this. Man is sexy, holy hell. Then I find out it’s Beelzebub… I was like 🤨. This is no “Lord Of Flies”. But, it’s fine. He kinda reminded me of Levi from Obey me because of the scene where he’s in front if all these computer screens.

Fourth thing: Hades is so fine! I had seen him in pictures from the manga and I still thought he was sexy before. The anime did not disappoint. Also, once he talked I immediately new it was J Michael Tatum! He’s one of those people that once you watch something he’s in, you immediately recognize the voice!

So in conclusion, Record of Ragnorok is amazing and deserves more recognition!

[chuuyaanddazai2]

𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓻𝓪𝓯𝓽 𝓓𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓬´𝓼

Warnings: none

Lovecraft x reader

Fem!reader

Marine biologist!reader

(I feel that would fit with Lovecraft)

Fluff

Idea from @kaorikarma thank you so much for the idea!

𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚎𝚝

It was a sunny day in Yokohama and your day off so you decided to go to the local beach.

When you were looking for a spot to set up, you saw a tall man sitting near the water.

You decided to approach the man, sitting beside him but not too close, fearing you could make him uncomfortable.

You saw him looking at a starfish when you sat down next to him. You smiled, “Do you also like marine life?” You asked the man.

“Yes, I do.” He stated. His voice was deep but calming to you. You smiled at him gently.

“Starfish are quite unique don’t you think? They symbolize many things to many cultures like good luck and regeneration.” You shared smiling while waving your hand gently in the water.

The man looked at you, he didn’t know what to say back.

“My names [L/N,Y/N], nice to meet you!” You beamed. Your smile shinning brightly.

“Lovecraft.. Howard.” He replied.

𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝙷𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚍 𝙷𝚎 𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚈𝚘𝚞

After your first meeting you guys would continue to meet each other at the beach.

Your work as a marine biologist was also convenient as you two would hang out while you researched local marine animals.

Lovecraft started to realize that he liked you because of how you loved the ocean and it animals.

He enjoyed watching you smile while you worked and tell him facts about the animals you researched.

He thought you looked adorable while working and it for once made him not tired

He was never tired anymore when he was around you, and he found it weird but enjoyable.

Lovecraft had no idea what was happening to him so, he asked John about it. John was shocked but explained what he was feeling.

He was surprised he could feel such human emotions.

But none the less, he was glad he could feel this about you

𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙷𝚎 𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚞𝚝!

After His talk with John, he started to plan out how he was going to ask you out. He doesn’t have experience with relationships, but he wants to try with you so he decides to ask you while your at work.

Before he goes to your work, Lovecraft buys your favorite drink and heads to your work.

When he arrives he head to your office. He knocks, only opening the door when he hears you say, “come in”.

He smiles at you, seeing you work on your report. “Ah, hello Howard!” You beamed. Your smile lighting up the room. “Hello [Y/N], I’ve brought you F/D.” He told, lifting up the drink.

He gives it too you, watching you smile and drink it.

Then, he asks it. It shocked you, you thought you had heard it wrong but no he had asked you in a date.

Your eyes were wide and your smile grew. “Of course! I would love to!” You beamed.

He smiled, looking at you like your glowing because to him, you did.

I hope you guys like this!

[chuuyaanddazai2]

A kinky night

Lucifer (obeyme) x F-reader

(Bondage, spanking, dirty talk, master kink, and vibrator)

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There she was, Y/N. She was completely naked and spread out on her stomach, ropes around her wrists and ankles connected to the bed. She had a black blindfold on along with a ballgag in her mouth.

"Look at you all spread out for me and ready to ruin." Lucifer seductively said pacing back and forth with a black leather whip in his hand. Lucifer strikes the whip down on Y/Ns ass making her cry out with pleasure. He then stiked her a few more times making sure her ass was red.

He then walks to the closet, taking out 2 items. Vibraters. He walks to the end of his king sized bed setting down the vibraters. "Look at that your soaking wet for me. Your a slut for me aren't you." He laughed spanking your ass making you jolt.

"Let's see how much you cum from these yeah?" He cooed. You gulped trembling.

Lucifer grabs the smaller vibrater and inserts it inside you making you moan into the gag. He then turns it to the 3rd highest setting. You moan and jolt at the feeling while Lucifer moves the vibrater in and out of you for fun.

He then goes to the bigger vibrater and turns it to the highest setting rubbing it on your clit. Crying out in pleasure you jolt, spit coming down your chin while your back arches.

After a few minutes he turns the vibraters off and removes the one inside you. "How about we get to the main course yeah?" He whispers in your ear will removing the ball gag and blindfold.

He then removes his pants and underwear, his cock springing out, pre-cum leaking out of it. "You ready for masters cock love?" He purrs from behind you. "Y-yes master" you stutter sweat dripping from you face. "Good little slut aren't you." He says before slamming his cock into your needy cunt. Crying out your back arches giving more access to your cunt.

Lucifer thrusts into you hard and rough, his nails digging into your skin as he pounds into you. "Fuck Lucifer yes right there~" You blurt out, your eyes rolling back.

Lucifer starts rubbing your clit making you cum again. The sounds of skin slapping, moans/screams, and the dirty noises fluttered through the air.

You start to daze as Lucifer uses you like a toy, enjoying the pleasure that's seeming to be too much.

Lucifer's thrusts start to get sloppy signaling he was close to cumming. After a few more thrust you both cry out cumming. His hot sperm bursting into you and spilling out.

Lucifer then pulls out praising you for how well you did and how obedient you were. "So good Y/N you did great." He purred while untying the ropes around your wrist and ankles. Letting you curl up into a ball.

"Let's get you in the bath darling" Lucifer chuckles.

Bonus

The 6 brothers where all in the living room doing their own thing when they heard moans and screams. "Are they seriously fucking right now!" Mammon complained not wanting to hear the sounds.

"This is the second time this week!" Belphie complained trying to sleep. "Ten grimm that when we see her, her wrists are gonna be red." Satan said while reading a book. "There’s no point in betting if we know it's gonna happen." Asmo pointed out focusing on his nails.

(This came from my Ao3 No_name_kid23)

[chuuyaanddazai2]

I want to say that this would be uncomfortable to sit in 😭

no one:

absolutely no one:

Heartslabyul furniture:

[chuuyaanddazai2]

Like to smack Rohan’s weird pointy ass

Reblog to smack Rohan’s weird pointy ass

[chuuyaanddazai2]

I think that chuuya has a hair pulling kink. Like, he’s going down on his s/o and they just pull his hair! He would love it I think!

[chuuyaanddazai2]

I have writers block. If you could, give me something to write about! Please and thank you.

[chuuyaanddazai2]

"When I wake up, you'll still be here, right?"

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairing: Sigma X Fem!Reader

Request: "Hi<333 may I request prompt 18 from the event with Sigma? (preferably sub Sigma and Dom gn or fem reader<3) " ◜By lovely anon!◞

Genre: Smut

Format: Fic

Warnings: Manga spoiler alert (It's a bit different from the real story line but the whole thing is kinda adopted from the manga), Explicit smut, Sub!Sigma, Dom!Reader, Usage of pet names (Pretty boy, Sweetheart, etc), Praising, Face sitting, Thigh fucking, Dirty talk, Cunnilingus, MDNI

Word Count: 2.1K

A/n: Can't believe I finished this in one sitting-

If it weren't for your greedy tongue exploring his mouth, Sigma couldn't have believed you were here.

536 Days. He hadn't heard anything from you for 536 days. Ever since he opened his eyes for the first time, you were with him. It was just a mission at first, you keeping an eye on the DoA's new toy so that everything would go as planned; but slowly, you found yourself feeling something for the poor man who was going through a lot, despite his young age. It was a blessing that he was born mature, you thought to yourself. Because you could never let a child be used as a small tool. But the real reason was... You were glad he was an adult so that your feelings for him weren't inappropriate, to say at least.

You didn't even want to think about your bosses reaction if he found out that you also took a liking toward the white haired man.

Sigma was no different. He fell for you even harder. Out of all people who had used him and then threw him away like he was nothing but a useless piece of trash, you were still there, keeping him company in every second he spent. Sigma liked to think that he wasn't just a task to you, that the reason why you were so caring and cautious toward him was that you felt the same way, and he was right; he found that about it the day you slammed your lips onto his, capturing them in a hungry kiss.

In that moment, Sigma was feeling alive, for the first time.

Everything happened so fast. You finding your way to the bedroom, kissing him with reassurance that this is not just a casual hook up, introducing him to the world of lust. And boy he was enjoying it.

But after three month, you left. You suddenly disappeared from his life, leaving no traces behind. He felt miserable, just like the times when other people took advantage of him. He knew that you had a reason, that you would never do this to him if you didn't have to; but it was hard to have faith in that belief, when he was surrounded with manipulative people.

Though now that you were back, he didn't have any doubt in your love anymore.

It was an exhausting day for him at the casino. Having so many guests and a lot of them were famous politicians seeking for a night of fun; incredibly tiring for him. As the amazing manager he was, he stuck around to make sure that great service was offered to the men; and that wasn't an easy job to be done when the guests were so picky.

He recognized your scent the second he stepped into his room. That expensive cologne he bought for you on your first monthly anniversary... Could it be? Were you really back?

Two hand appearing from behind, wrapping around his stomach seemed like it was true.

Sigma could ask you a lot of things, why did you leave him, what happened to you, how have you been, but there were more important things to be taken care off; like how he was yearning for your touch after his separation from you for so many days.

And of course you played along.

Your hands started exploring through his fluffy silver hair. Sigma felt your lips forming into a soft smile as you smelled his coconut scented shampoo, the one that he used to apply on his hair every morning on 6:30 am.

He hadn't changed at all. Not even one bit.

It was new, the way your tongue was pushing itself past his lips to crash with his. He groaned into the kiss when your thump started lightly rubbing on his cheek. He could worry about how you got this experienced in French kissing afterwards, but now he wanted to take his time to recreate every memory you had in this very same room.

If only he could live without air.

The kiss was broken by his ceaseless panting, but his hands didn't leave your body. They just switched places to your soft cheeks, and his eyes got locked with yours, sharp gazes burning each others body to the tip of your toes. He could see the way your eyes sparkled behind the dark clouds of lust, and it was incredible how he didn't need any lights to witness it.

"You really are back"

His voice was soft, with hidden hints of resentment in it. Of course he was mad at you. How could you leave him without saying anything and come back here like nothing happened? How dare you have such pretty eyes that makes him forget all the nights he gripped the pillow, pretending like you were in his arms?

You beamed as you leaned your forehead on his, staring into his gorgeous grey eyes.

"I am"

His fingers lightly caressed your cheeks.

"I missed you... So much. It's good that you're here, again"

The urge to have his head on your lap and tell him about everything you went through when you were apart was really strong; but it was hard to focus on that when his erection was poking your abdomen from under the clothes.

"I know baby. I can definitely tell how much you missed me"

That wasn't really kind of you to fluster him like this when you just had a reunion, but you couldn't really help it. It's hard to get rid of old habits, honestly.

"I- A- Stop teasing me y/n" He nervously nagged as he tried to cover up his embarrassment, but you both knew it was useless; since it was you. He couldn't hide anything from you, and sadly, you weren't the same.

"So... you miss me that much?"

Sigma recognized that smirk in a glance, and instead of rejecting you, telling you to go back to wherever the hell you've been for the past one and half years, his eyes twitched with excitement when he felt you hands finding their way to his crotch.

"Show me then. Show me how much you missed me"

"Fuck!"

A low pitched moan escaped your mouth when his tongue made contact with your clit again. His face was red from how your thighs were suffocating him; but he would never protest against it. Hell he would even kill for that addictive taste of yours.

"You look so pretty down there. Pretty boy. My pretty boy"

Now was not the time to blush, so he dug his tongue down your whole harder as he swallowed your sticky arousal.

"Just, look at you sweetheart; It's like youre tongue was- Ah- made for my pussy. Youre also having fun doing this, aren't you? I mean, there can't be any other reason for how you still keep going despite having a hard time breathing down there"

Sigma didn't really want to answer you, because what could he say? That he had jerked himself off at nights while imagining this? That he can never get enough of your sweet, tempting touch? He had rather not say anything. He just gripped your ass, pushing you forward to rub his tongue on your folds a bit deeper, which leaded to you moaning louder than before.

"Ride my face"

His firm tune surprised you a little, but it was a matter of time before your expression changed from shocked into a smug one.

"Oh? My baby is feeling greedier today?"

The lustful look in his eyes was enough affirmation for you.

"Ok then. Challenge accepted sweetie"

Placing your hands on the mattress, you started moving your hips back and forth to feel his hot muscle on your pussy even more. You had never done this before, and you regretted that so hard as the amazing feeling was sending you over the moon. The way his tongue was rubbing against your clit, poking at your sensitive spot every time you moved forward on his face; it was driving you nuts. Sigma felt proud when he sensed your body shivering on his face. He wrapped his palm around his girth and started stroking himself furiously as the view of you using him to get yourself off was too arousing to resist.

You felt your heart beating faster and with the way your thighs were shaking you knew that you weren't far from your release, so you suddenly stopped moving, making Sigma look up at you with curiousity in his eyes.

What he didn't expect to see was your heartwarming smile and your loving gaze pointed at him.

"I'm sorry... For leaving without saying anything. And I did miss you, more than you can imagine"

A small but passionate kiss was placed on his lips, then he felt you lying on top of him, closing your thighs around his cock.

You can't be thinking of...

"Let me make it up to you too, ok?"

A few strands of hair was tucked behind his ear, but he still couldn't break eye contact with you. Not with your penetrating eyes.

"Fuck my thighs baby. I owe you this"

Sigma had never been a fan of changes, but this one seemed to appeal to him; since he started thrusting in between your thighs, enjoying how the soft flesh of you thighs were rubbing against his member. He was frustrated enough from eating you out earlier, he didn't need to be told twice to release his frustration on your poor thighs.

But he wasn't the only one who was frustrated. His length was constantly brushing against your core, making your mind go numb. It wasn't like he was doing this on purpose, it was your own stupid idea of letting him have his way with you for tonight, so now you had to put up with it.

Didn't mean you couldn't press your thighs on his dick harder to feel him against your pussy even more.

Pants and moans were the only sound filling the room, and it was getting louder second by second. Even you had abandoned acting tough and gave up on holding your voice down, since you wanted to let him know that he was doing good, and you liked how your whimpers and his groans went so well together.

Finally, his cock twitched and loads of cum spread over the back of your thighs. You chuckled at the ticklish feeling of his hot arousal covering your skin, and captured his lips into a wet, open mouth kiss. He lifted you up a bit to have enough access to your clit, rubbing it harshly; and it didn't take you long to let out a loud moan and wrap your arms around his neck as your body shivered, your cum staining your inner thigh.

"Mhm... that was..."

"Amazing"

Your hands started roaming on his stomach as you leaned your head on his chest. The way his heart was racing made you smile brightly. This was all for you, and only you.

"Y/n?" "Yes honey?"

He sounded a bit insecure, speaking with a shaky voice like that. It made you raise your head a bit, only to meet a nervous gaze dancing in his eyes.

"When I wake up, you'll still be here; right? You won't suddenly disappear like the last time, will you?"

The reason why you did that... He had the right to know everything. It was an important mission and the higher ups had threatened you to do it clean and successfully, or else your loved ones would be harmed. You couldn't bare the thought of losing Sigma, so you had to do it. You had to get away from him to keep him safe. And of course you would tell him all that, but in the morning, when you're both feeling better and ready for a serious talk.

"I promise you one thing baby. I will never, ever leave you again. If I'm going anywhere, then I'm taking you with me. You have my word on that one"

A small sigh breaking out of his mouth was a good sign, and it made your heart drop at how he was relieved only by hearing your honest words.

"Promise?"

"On my life. We will never separate again, my love. Only death can fall us apart, even though I will fight against that too, till theres no blood left in my veins"

Reblogs are appreciated!

[chuuyaanddazai2]

You guys know the part of jojo where Kira says “it…gave me a…rock hard cock!” Yeah that part….. I might make a reenactment to that.

[chuuyaanddazai2]

𝓨𝓸𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓸 𝓭𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓬𝓼

Warnings: none

Fluff pure fluff

Yosano x tattooartist!reader

Female reader

favorite plant= F/p

Favorite food=F/F

Requested by @il0veth3moon

𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚎𝚝

You guys met while she was shopping for medical supplies.

Yosano was looking in the medical isle of the store looking for bandages, cleaning supplies, etc.

When trying too reach for a pack of bandages, she bumped into you. Causing you to fall.

“Oh my! I’m so sorry!”

She helped you up and saw your shopping basket spilled.

You had similar items that were in her cart

She helped you up and asked if you were in the medical business

Turns out you weren’t, you were a tattoo artist.

You guys bonded and exchanged phone numbers after that meeting

“Cant wait to talk to you again!”

𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞!

After your first encounter you guys talked almost everyday

You realized that you had many things in common with her

Yosano loved talking to you about her day and she loved hanging out with you

When she was free she would sometimes go to your tattoo parlor and hang out with you

When she first walked into your parlor she was shocked to see the decor

The gothic style of the parlor was shocking considering the fact that when she met you she never thought this was your style

She enjoyed talking to you while you worked

But what really made her realize she liked was when she would vent about her day and you would listen, you never judged her for things, and how you comforted her.

Even when she felt comfortable telling you her past you didn’t pity her like she thought you would

You comforted her like ranpo did, but more loved.

That’s what made her fall for you.

𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍

After realizing she liked you, she started a plan to tell you

Yosano wrote notes too you as a secret admirer, picturing you smile as you read them

After a while, she wrote the last note it said that she wanted you too meet her, your secret admirer(yosano), at an address written on the bottom.

You were a bit skeptic but you decided that you were going to go.

You decided to wear purple, thinking about Yosano, thinking of turning your secret admirer down because of your crush on Yosano.

(Your outfit, you may change it, if you want too use this ask for permission from me)

After getting ready you grab your bag and head out the door.

When you reach the address the letter had on it you saw it was a trail.

This made you a little more skeptical but you went ahead.

When you got out your car you found a paper on the tree telling you too keep going straight until you see another paper.

You kept doing this until you saw a faint light up ahead.

When you reach there you were amazed

You saw yosano sitting on a blanket with candles around it

You see your F/P in a vase along with your F/f all laid out

Yosano explains everything and confesses her love to you

At that moment, it felt like time had stopped, you never knew she felt the same feelings you felt.

At that moment, the two of you kissed under the moonlight, a passionate kiss that held much emotion.

That was when she asked you out!

If you want a part two just ask!🤭

Hope you enjoyed!

[chuuyaanddazai2]

Drew this today!

[chuuyaanddazai2]

i love when people with names like “Diavolos-juicy-pussy-lips” or “theriddlersfucktoycumdump” reblog my fics it’s how i know i’ve reached the target audience

[chuuyaanddazai2]

𝓐𝓻𝓶𝓮𝓭 𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓬𝔂 𝓗𝓒𝓢

I feel like Yosano and Ranpo would go shopping together for snacks and things Yosano needs

Dazai definitely will pull middle school like pranks on Kunikida

Atsushi is now all ways in charge with watching dazai

Yosano and Dazai send the most horrendous things to Mori in the mail and Mori just thinks it’s dazai

Like the things they would send to Mori would be like creepy stalker photos so Mori knows he’s not safe from them

When Atsushi gets scared he will sometimes randomly activate his ability and turn one of his body parts into tiger part

Dazai is a menace to the Agency ok. No one is safe from his stupid pranks

Atsushi once scared dazai and Dazai accidentally shot him

𝓗𝓸𝓹𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓮𝓷𝓳𝓸𝔂𝓮𝓭

[chuuyaanddazai2]

So I just wanna say that the stuff I’m gonna write about is probably from Jjba, Demon Slayer, Black Butler, obey me, and other stuff like that

[chuuyaanddazai2]

Just thinking about the jjba dilfs is doing something to me

[chuuyaanddazai2]

𝕽𝖚𝖑𝖊𝖘❤︎

So these are the rules of what I will and will not do on my blog.

No Incest, rape, or SA

No transphobia, homophobia, racism, or judgmental comments

All characters will be aged up 20 or older if I have too

Constructive criticism is allowed

Minors under the age of 17 are allowed but not for everything in my content, be careful at what your looking at.

Request are allowed

Have fun and enjoy☻︎