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honestly, think it's a shame canon!chad didn't get to carry a sword. honestly praying for chads s.o having to put up with his love for fencing and swords.

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is there a future to us ?

“hey… where do you see us in five years?”

“i would love to meet your parents… “

“ would it — be okay to ask if i could… meet your parents?”

“do you think your parents will like me?”

“you know… when i look at you i see the person i wanna marry.”

“you’d look great in a wedding ring… ”

“come on… your eyes, my smile — don’t you think our baby would be beautiful?”

“where do you… stand on kids?”

“how many kids do you think we’ll have?”

“i’ve always wanted a girl/boy… what about you?”

“oh god no — my friends will be the end of you!”

“ i think you’re gonna love my friends. ”

“ so, my mom’s a bit of a hardass… she might not — you know… ”

“ my dad is the sweetest in the world… and i think he’ll love you”

“ no trust me… you don’t wanna meet my family — “

“ oh, uhm… i might not �� have… told my family… that i’m seeing someone”

“ do we really have to make it — official ?”

“ i’m not sure if i’m ready for the next step… ”

“ where would you want to get married ?”

“ i know that… you want to do it in a church but… i’m not so sure —”

“ i have this dream… with you… that we have a large house and kids… “

“ kids ? isn’t that a bit — early ?”

“ maybe not now… but – someday ~”

“ i… want to introduce you to my parents. ”

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we should not forget MY attempt at goth chad - (hi ily mum)

Now my child this is also a work of art <3

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the only chad gordon wants @chrmiing​

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Chad at court and royal affairs really conveys Charming energy. This boy is a fairytale prince. The Charming family with their Balls, over the top. Always find him dancing and socialising.

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“ that was fucking adorable ~” → skam sentence starters, accepting.

Since the barriers changes the charming family had grown significantly, the younger tremaines had made their move into the castle as per his mothers wish and to welcome that change Naucris celebrated the positive step the only way they knew how. A ball. Now a veteran at that kind of thing Chad had offered the younger addition a helping hand, to make her feel more comfortable. Chad had grown quite fond of Dizzy and was taking her a waltz around the ballroom - practice it was.

Concluding the session with a bow, it wasn't until the young girl ran off he realised he had company. The voice echoing across the floor had him turning on the spot. ❛ What are you doing here? I thought you weren't able to make it ❜ Bright smile gracing his lips as he swept across the floor to meet the other. Pressing a kiss to his temple to make sure he wasn't imaging the moment. ❛ I didn't think I was going to see you.. ❜

@andbreathe

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If the charmings had a nickel for every time they fell for a princess of a villain queen, who seemingly has more balanced and fair morals than themselves tbh ey would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but weird it happened twice.

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How was your date? Great. After so many years, do you think you can deceive me?

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“ don’t you trust me, hmmm?” → skam sentence starters, accepting.

❛ sorry it's not just you. it's people. ❜ it's a him thing. chad trusted very few people. he had been scorned by that one too many times before, caution was always his way forward. never play a hand right away, see what everyone else lays on the table. his mother always warned him such caution could cause issue, like settling up high in the battlements for a battle against flies yet still. ❛ trusting people is a way to hurt yourself. ❜

@nosestealer

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The Charming Family are a Noble and Royal family of Auradon that is of a well respected standing. They head the kingdom of Naucris - a wealthy kingdom they specialises in the production of luxury items and craftsmanship.

𝐍𝐀𝐔𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐒 

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑑𝑜𝑚 𝑜𝑓 𝑁𝑎𝑢𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑠¸          𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑣. 𝑐𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑔.           ❪ 1 / ? ❫

@goseabrook.

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in that verse where we go with d4, Chad would really just adopt Red as a little sister as well. all the charming siblings being able to sword fight WELL.

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Princess Addison Charming & galactic criminal James Hawkins

Prince Chad Charming & didn’t ask to be here Gordon Dwargez

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skam sentences .

“ you’re a walking cliche. ”

“ you clearly have had a serious lack of acknowledgement in your past to act this way.”

“ you look like a slut. “

“ you act like a slut. “

“ i want to explain everything. “

“ the world is full of endless opportunities. ”

“ that was a fucking ridiculous choice. ”

“ you are what you do. “

“ you know when guys lie. “

“ was it good ?”

“ what do you think of the title ?”

“ it seems… that there’s always me there’s something wrong with. “

“ you’re not pretty enough. “

“ one date and then i’ll stop. “

“ you’re – doing narcotics ?!”

“ what ? exes can still be friends – “

“ what makes you horny ?”

“oh come on… you��re good at a lot of stuff ! you get dressed on your own… brush your teeth on your own…”

“ we’re the biggest losers in the school “

“ yeah. you could’ve dropped that eyeliner. you look like a slut. ”

“ do you need me to fetch someone for you ?”

“ what ??? you said we would talk, you tease !”

“ what’s up with those chicks ?”

“ i tried calling you but you never answer your phone ”

“ duh… my battery was flat”

“ don’t you trust me ?”

“ don’t you trust me, hmmm?”

“ why don’t you trust me ?”

“ i just don’t want my mom to meet you while you’re in my bed. naked. ”

“ you’re so cute ~”

“ that was fucking adorable ~”

“ all i’m saying is… you need some friends. “

“ — you’re telling me that i need to get friends. i get it. ”

“ whenever i’m with him my mind just… doesn’t work. “

“ i never meant it like that…”

“ ~ do you wanna come to this party with me?”

“what!? you’re NOT going to the party?”

“ ~ if you wanna join… just add me on facebook, yeah?”

“ i don’t think anyone likes him “

“ i don’t know about you but i really looked forward to spending time with you and now it’s all ruined.”

“ would it be okay if they joined ?”

“ please… i know that it was supposed to be just the two of us… but…”

“ the cabin? i actually get to join ?”

“ sorry, i didn’t remember at all!”

“ look me in the eyes — and tell me that you want me to leave and i’ll be gone. ”

“ look me in the eyes and tell me that you don’t love me anymore. ”

“ i did it because i had feelings for you.”

“ how do you think it feels for me – having to watch… the person you like talk about someone else… it hurts, you know.”

“ i didn’t mean to do it — i was hurt… and it just — happened…”

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“Fuck” Sentence Starters

Angry

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”

“Fuck this.”

“Get the fuck out of here.”

“Who the fuck are you?”

“Fuck that!”

“I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”

“Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”

“Shut the fuck up.“

“Get your fucking act together.”

“Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”

“Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”

“Get your fucking hands off of me!”

“Stay the fuck away from me.”

“Who stole my fucking shit?!”

“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”

“You wanna fucking go, punk?”

“Get the fuck over it.”

“Where the fuck have you been?”

“What the fuck do you want from me?”

Sad

“Fuck life.” 

“No, I’m not fucking over it.”

“Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”

“What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”

“Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”

“I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”

“Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”

“The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”

“I fucking miss him/her/them.”

“Who the fuck cares?”

“All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”

“I fucked up my own life.”

“I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”

Insults

“Fuck you!”

“I fucked your mom last night.” 

“You’re a fucking asshole.”

“You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?” 

“Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?” 

“Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”

“Go fuck yourself.”

“Motherfucker!”

“Wow, that’s fucking small.”

“Get the fuck over yourself.”

Sexy

“Fuck me.”

“I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”

“I’d fuck you all night long.”

“You look like a fucking dog in heat.”

“You look so fucking hot right now.”

“Fuck–faster~”

“FUCK, I’m gonna come!”

“I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”

“Babe, fuck–not here.”

“You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”

“I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”

“I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”

“F-fuck–please–~”

“I’d let you fuck me any day.”

“You better use a fucking condom.”

“Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”

“Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”

“Fuck, it’s big.”

“Let’s make a fucking baby.”

Situations

“Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”

“How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”

“Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”

“I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”

“This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”

“It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”

“Fuck, I’m so wasted.”

“What the fuck did we do last night?”

“Where the fuck am I?”

“Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”

“Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”

“Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”

“Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”

“Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”

“It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”

“FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”

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cruel intentions → sentence meme

historindies:

CONTAINS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL REFERENCES

❝You amaze me.❞

❝God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex.❞

❝Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady?❞

❝I’m the Marsha Fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself!❞

❝So there’s your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in…or are you out?❞

❝What shall we toast to?❞

❝Silly rabbit. My triumph isn’t over them. It’s over you.❞

❝You were very much in love with them. You’re still in love with them.❞

❝It amused me to make you ashamed of it.❞

❝You gave up the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation.❞

❝Don’t you get it? You’re just a toy. A little toy I like to play with.❞

❝Tastes good.❞

❝So I assume you’ve come here to make arrangements? But unfortunately, I don’t fuck losers.❞

❝Most people are sheep. Who are you to criticize something you’ve never experienced?❞

❝I just don’t think people should experience the act of love until they are in love.❞

❝Are you a lesbian?❞

❝I didn’t meant to offend you. I just picked up on a little bit of that lesbian vibe.❞

❝The only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man has a mouth like a hoover. Oof!❞

❝This sure doesn’t take like an iced tea.❞

❝Yup. Then I fucked your daughter.❞

❝I’m impressed.❞

❝Well, I’m in love.❞

❝They told me they loved me, and I believed them.❞

❝Would you cut your psycho-babble bullshit!❞

❝There’s pictures of me on the internet!❞

❝My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.❞

❝But that would make me a slut, wouldn’t it?❞

❝Fucking idiot…❞

❝Well I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem.❞

❝I don’t know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I’ve caused you.❞

❝The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy.❞

❝My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others’ misery.❞

❝I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved.❞

❝Please give me another chance. I’m a wreck without you.❞

❝You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you’re going to turn your back on it.❞

❝But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you’ve turned your back on love.❞

❝And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.❞

❝And how are things down under?❞

❝E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.❞

❝That little wager of yours? Count me in.❞

❝ What are the terms?❞

❝In English? I’ll fuck your brains out.❞

❝Because I’m the only person you can’t have, and it kills you.❞

❝You’ve got yourself a bet, baby!❞

❝Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.❞

❝Why can’t we be together?❞

❝You wanna know why? Because I don’t trust myself with you.❞

❝You could be a model. It’s too bad you’re not sexy.❞

❝I can be sexy!❞

❝Keep your legs together. This isn’t Jamaica.❞

❝Introduce them to your world of sex, drugs and… what else do you do?❞

❝My God. You are completely pussy-whipped.❞

❝What happened to us?❞

❝You’re in love with them, you don’t love me anymore.❞

❝Hmm, quite the predicament you’re in.❞

❝Well let me tell you something, people don’t change overnight. You and I are two of a kind. At least I have the guts to admit it.❞

❝Not only will you ruin your reputation, you’ll destroy theirs.❞

❝I know how to alleviate menstrual cramps, thank you very much.❞

❝It’s not like you have a husband - unless you’re married to Jesus.❞

❝It’s not you, it’s me…I’m completely fucked up.❞

❝I thought I was in love with you, but it was just a lie.❞

❝I just wanted to see what you were like in bed.❞

❝I wanted it to work, but unfortunately I feel nothing.❞

❝You’re such a coward! Look at yourself!❞

❝Don’t touch me! Don’t touch me! Don’t fucking touch me!❞

❝I can’t stand that holier-than-thou bullshit, and yet, I’m completely infatuated.❞

❝It’s okay. You can laugh. I promise not to tell anyone.❞

❝Okay, let’s try it again only this time I’m gonna stick my tongue in your mouth, and when I do that I want you to massage my tongue with yours. And that’s what first base is.❞

❝They took down my pants and started writing the alphabet with their tongue.❞

❝I’ve been very well-informed of your reputation.❞

❝You promise people the world in order to get them into bed with you.❞

❝Relationships seem too distracting. I’d rather concentrate on my studies.❞

❝Get your ass on the bed and prepare for the fuck of your life!❞

❝How can someone so charming be so manipulative?❞ 

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So, imagine. D2 after R.o.a.r practice and the Cotillion outfit fitting. Chad walking the campus of Auradon prep singing I’m Just Ken.

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My life’s a real party these days.