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[christopher-kirby]

So we’re gonna not hurt you in a bad way and just have fun!

Oh! Then I'm okay with that, Sir. We've all gotta learn somewhere, and as long as you promise to stop if I maybe feel hurt a little too much, then I'm okay with you learning on my butt.

[christopher-kirby]

I promise. I really don't wanna hurt you in a bad way. You're way too pretty for that.

Oh! Then I'm okay with that, Sir. We've all gotta learn somewhere, and as long as you promise to stop if I maybe feel hurt a little too much, then I'm okay with you learning on my butt.

[christopher-kirby]

Yeah. And there's lots of reasons people could not be a good fit for a claim, even if they get along really well. Have you ever seen a claim fail? What about reaching out now? Like on social media or something? Though I guess she could have reached out to you, too. I'm sorry.

I know, and I've been with Robin long enough that I do know he feels the same way and I'm fairly confident Kat does too. I certainly hope people don't pursue a claim if they aren't a good fit. That's how claims fail. I tried to reach out to her sometime after her family left, but never had success. I'm guessing her parents made sure the 'deviant that tainted their daughter' couldn't contact her.

[christopher-kirby]

Like... not sure in what way? Like, I'm definitely not unsure about liking spanking. And I'm not unsure about keeping you safe. But I'm maybe a little unsure about being able to do it well?

We can just do that! I don't want you to do anything you're not sure about, Sir. I'm good with spanking!

[christopher-kirby]

I’m happy for you. That sounds like the sort of claim everyone should have. Have you tried recently? If you want to, I mean. Social media makes it way easier to find people than in, like, 2010.

I'm sure they do. I mean, they agreed to the claim and everything, right? People don't just do that if it's not the perfect fit. Or not usually, at least. Have you ever tried to get in contact with her?

[christopher-kirby]

[PM] Yeah, Sir. I think we are. Do you get to talk to them often? Your parents?

[PM] Maybe you need a new mirror, Sir. I’m not a psychologist or anything, but I think you’re doing a pretty good job.

[christopher-kirby]

[PM] Maybe you need a new mirror, Sir. I’m not a psychologist or anything, but I think you’re doing a pretty good job.

[PM] I don't see any crotchety bell ends around here, Sir. Except maybe the headmaster. You sound like you're trying to convince me of all of that, and you don't have to. I know you know all that. You're pretty down to earth, despite everything, Sir.

[christopher-kirby]

I'm sure they do. I mean, they agreed to the claim and everything, right? People don't just do that if it's not the perfect fit. Or not usually, at least. Have you ever tried to get in contact with her?

Thank you, I consider myself lucky to have Robin, and Kat now and I hope they feel the same. That's all I can hope for her at this point-- that she's in a claim and happy like I am.

[christopher-kirby]

[PM] I don't see any crotchety bell ends around here, Sir. Except maybe the headmaster. You sound like you're trying to convince me of all of that, and you don't have to. I know you know all that. You're pretty down to earth, despite everything, Sir.

[PM] Well, crotchety bell ends like me, but you're right. Most people do like to have fun. In fact one would almost say that fun is a goal for a great many people. I have had the great priviledge to never now the sting of poverty. I'm appreciative of all that I have and understand that I can never know how lucky I have been.

[christopher-kirby]

Your claim sounds pretty great. They’re lucky to have you, too. And you’re right, she probably has just as happy of a claim now.

It definitely worked out in the end for you. And who knows, maybe you weren’t the reason they moved away after all!

[christopher-kirby]

I don’t think there are a lot of shows out there like that, are there?

I’ll definitely enjoy that show, then.

[christopher-kirby]

It definitely worked out in the end for you. And who knows, maybe you weren’t the reason they moved away after all!

Not getting to say goodbye is such an awful feeling. That sucks that you went through that.

[christopher-kirby]

[PM] Parties are fun! Who doesn't like to have fun? I mean... I think money is even more important than fame when it comes to making things easier, Sir.

[PM] I appreciate your faith. No, it doesn't. I came here preciscely in the hopes of being unknown. The problem isn't really about missing the fame. Fame is awful. However fame does make a lot of things easier.

[christopher-kirby]

[PM] Of course people wanna go to your party, Sir! I never thought they wouldn't. Does it bother you that no one knows who you are here?

[PM] It seems there is some interest in the party. In the past I didn't doubt such a thing. If any F1 driver throws a party there is little doubt at all. I know I'm going to sound like a twat, but I'm suddenly not sure how to feel about being not famous.

[christopher-kirby]

[PM] Oh. Um, you're welcome, Sir.

[PM] Thank you petal. I'm very grateful for you.

[christopher-kirby]

Not getting to say goodbye is such an awful feeling. That sucks that you went through that.

Question #29

29. What’s something people don’t know about you?

I'm normally pretty open when people ask me things, but I guess the one thing I've never told anyone-- including my parents and siblings-- is the fact I'm almost certain I am the reason my high school girlfriend's family moved away.

They were a religious family, but she was a bit more free-spirited, or maybe I brought it out in her. I have a feeling they found out and didn't appreciate me taking their daughter's virginity. Since they suddenly up and moved away without giving us the chance to say goodbye a couple of months after we started sleeping together.

[christopher-kirby]

[PM] Yes, Sir. Anytime you want me to.

[PM] I can definitely do that, Sir. We can just relax after everything’s over.