choppers-pink-hat
choppers-pink-hat
Your Queer Magic Shy Thing
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choppers-pink-hat · 3 hours ago
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choppers-pink-hat · 4 hours ago
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Posting faggot and queer like 2am gunshots to keep property values on my blog low and scare away assimilationist LGBTs who want to replace my empty lot full of native wildflowers with a 5-over-1 because they're too traumatized by their upbringing to accept the reality of our diverse marginalized community
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choppers-pink-hat · 10 hours ago
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choppers-pink-hat · 10 hours ago
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can't believe i haven't told you guys about my bell ringing lessons. i am learning to ring church bells. why? because it's sick as fuck. and also i get a lot of joy from being a dirty little sinner ringing gods doorbells
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choppers-pink-hat · 1 day ago
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choppers-pink-hat · 2 days ago
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twilight eat burgy
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choppers-pink-hat · 2 days ago
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choppers-pink-hat · 2 days ago
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Hey what's going on with this guy.
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choppers-pink-hat · 2 days ago
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Does Calvin know you stole his dad.
so my dad does dumb things and gets hurt a lot and when i was little he cracked his head open. apparently not the first time it had happened to him either. but anyway it was bad. i didn’t understand how bad it was as a kid but like he had to walk down the street to get home and you could see his path in blood. anyway i’m telling you this because after he got out of the hospital his way of reassuring me he was fine was buying me food and explaining that adult men have too much blood anyway, women don’t have this problem because they have a menstrual cycle but with men it just builds up and there’s no way for the old blood to get out and it causes problems like stupidity, so therefore it’s actually beneficial to men’s health for them to experience catastrophic blood loss every once and a while and it really ought to happen to every man now and again. as a little girl with a milkshake i had no reason to question this. it added up
I like his answer and we're sticking to it.
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choppers-pink-hat · 3 days ago
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choppers-pink-hat · 3 days ago
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The cunty one is Dracula's son. But Dracula is also on the show, and I need everyone to know that he's nicknamed "Big D."
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From 3DBearnadette on tweeter...
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choppers-pink-hat · 3 days ago
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if they rebooted austin powers it would either be the most tone deaf unfunny incredibly offensive movie in years OR they'd do it right and really keep with the times in being very self aware and it would be one of the best films in decades. austin powers would be a massive support of trans rights because trans women means more women for him to shag
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choppers-pink-hat · 3 days ago
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choppers-pink-hat · 4 days ago
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i don't care if you don't have kids. vote in local school board elections, vote for state superintendent, vote for school funding measures. sure parents have a stake and are motivated to vote on this but if you're not a parent the education still affects society and therefore you. I would probably not have gotten sex ed in school if my parents got to pick for me. Make sure the next generation has as good as us or better. this shit matters
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choppers-pink-hat · 4 days ago
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By Sundae Kids (a couple of thai artists, Pratchaya Mahapauraya, aka Poysian, and Kavit Thienvutichai).
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choppers-pink-hat · 4 days ago
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- A Psalm for the Wild-Built, Becky Chambers // kagonekoshiro
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