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once every 2 million babies, a “strong baby” is born. That baby has the strength of one hundred regular babies. I am that baby, and I wish you a merry christmas

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learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

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last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

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i don't know if you realized this but that person you keep reblogging art from (s*ldierexclipse) draws a lot of disgusting gross gooner shit like d*bcon and m*mmy k*nk so you should probably stop

wow this person sounds awful i should go get married to them right away

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He should have turned sixty today...

Happy birthday, Duane.

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My gofundme is still going! Halfway there!!!

Thank you for sharing, boosting, donating, and supporting me!!!!! I cant express my gratitude enough 😞🏳️‍⚧️

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People with most mainstream tastes imaginable should not open their mouth on how anti piracy they are btw. Yea no shit you can depend on legal sources to watch Marvel and listen to tswift and Maroon 5. Thank you so much for signing the petition to close that platform that was the only one i could download this 2008 romanian dungeon synth ep from

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The truth is out there.

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it's hilarious how if you do any amount of research into life or death melee combat the prevailing themes that emerge are that

you're gonna get tired very quickly

tired leads to injured, injured leads to tired, tired leads to—

you're not gonna be as composed as you expect

humans are more fragile than you think and also more durable than you think. both are true and neither stop them from dying of an infection later (DO NOT GET BITTEN)

DO NOT GET STABBED (generally good life advice)

DO GET A SPEAR

knights are faster than you think

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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"

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Golly!

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knitting

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How wikipedia browsing actually works