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for the first like 14 years of my life i thought that the story of saint valentine and valentines day were a celebration of a massive gay polyamorous marriage and let me tell you, i was sorely disappointed when i learned i had massively misunderstood that story

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That’s it, that’s all I got. Happy Valentine’s Day, tumblr, thank you for tolerating me.

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To The People I Pass On The Train At Night - Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is now available to pre-order! Get it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

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I put every bird I could think of into this wheel. Spin the wheel. You're that bird now.

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kensyouen_Y

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Cats logic 🤷🐱🐈

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rb to give your mutuals a silly little paper valentine card and a red heart shaped lollipop 💖

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I hope I'm not just a mutual to you, but someone you want to bring up in irl conversation so you have to awkwardly and cryptically say "my friend..." and refuse to elaborate on my origins or the origins of our friendships

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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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Spin this wheel and tell me if you got something you need/want.

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Listen, I’m only 6 episodes into the podcast, but you can’t tell me this isn’t just Welcome to Night Vale

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Hamlet as a D&D paladin.

Keep reading

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"i would find you in any universe" but it's very clearly intended as a threat

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everyone loves Predynastic Egyptian Terracotta Bowl with Human Feet. shout-out to a real one