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for a website supposedly full of perverts most of you aren't perverted enough

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sometimes you have to imagine that fictional man deep inside of you to keep yourself grounded tbqh

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this little cat is cheering for YOU 🫵

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me when I’m so sweet and so beautiful and it’s sunday

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#0. Contact— Kelela

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The only reason Dilf! Sukuna doesn’t join any of his kid’s school events is because he’s genuinely so busy with his restaurant and not because he is so well aware at the fact that he looks like he’s about to mug someone…..But maybe he’ll start coming by those events more often, knowing that you would be there because he’s so desperate for any sort of interaction with you aside from your welcoming smile when he sends off his kid and the adorable wave you give him and and Yuuji when they’re leaving the vicinity

Dilf! Sukuna is too old and awkward to talk to anyone aside from his family, close friends and coworkers so he never starts a conversation with you. Even if he does have a conversation with you it was most likely initiated by you, because he gets too nervous and flustered to be doing all that.

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homelander when sage speaks

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links to the donations mentioned

https://unrwa.org/

https://www.instagram.com/gazamutualaid

https://campusbailfunds.com

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Rafah has been ordered to evacuate…

if this isn’t convincing enough for you to push for a ceasefire right this second, as hard as you can, no matter at what cost and what the consequences will be, then you truly have no heart…

do you understand what it means to be in a position where you’ve been displaced time and time again, just to get to the only supposed safe area that you have been ordered to go to by a force that’s so much stronger than you as an unarmed civilian, just to be told that you can’t be there anymore ? and that is after you have lost everything, like your home, your memories, your friends, family members and loved ones, your job, and everything that you’ve worked so hard in order to achieve…

The more than 1 million civilians that are now displaced in Rafah have NOWHERE TO GO.

And if you’re thinking “Why don’t they just go across the border to Egypt ?” …

well first of all, these people are indigenous to Gaza and to Palestine and if you think it’s that easy to leave your homeland then you’re wrong, and especially at such a time where the occupation’s forces would be delighted to see all of these Gazans move to Egypt, that only makes the Gazans want to stay even more, even if that means they’d lose their life inside this homeland.

and second of all, Egypt doesn’t allow Gazans to cross the border that easily, first they’d need to provide the evacuation costs which could get up to 10,000 $ per person, and then they’d have to sign a shit ton of papers and get on a waiting list, which is a situation that they could be stuck in, and unfortunately lose their lives in Gaza due to bombing while their turn to evacuate is still so far away on that waiting list.

So protest, boycott, call for a ceasefire, donate, share news, call your reps, scream and shout for the liberation of the Palestinians and do anything in your ability to stop this atrocity… so that tomorrow when the future generations ask you about what you did to stop a live and ongoing genocide, you’d at least have one good thing to say.

Don’t look away when a genocide is happening.

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Babysitter Choso! Who is ridiculously good with your two sons.

Babysitter Choso! Who you always treat to dinner because of his polite manner.

Babysitter Choso! Who treats your sons like they’re his.

Babysitter Choso! Who loves your cooking, and never forgets to compliment it every time he eats it.

Babysitter Choso! Who gets to your house early to see your outfit of the day. Who stares at your plump ass in your skirt.

Babysitter Choso! needs to ask you out soon because you keep talking about how much you want a daughter. And he’s decided he’s gonna be the one to give her to you.

Babysitter Choso! That hates you deadbeat ex-husband who’s never around, but when he is he hits on you constantly.

Babysitter Choso! Who pays you ex-husband a visit to teach him on how to treat a lady. You never see him again

Babysitter Choso! Who eventually marries you, and has his mind set on giving your two sons an amazing dad.

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🤤🤤🤤🤤

still intact

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the original got deleted but i finally managed to find a screenshot of the tweet that’s been living in my mind since july of last year

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LMAO MEEEE (I still can)

i could’ve fixed him