chocolatescorchio
chocolatescorchio
Neopets, mostly.
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probably not as funny as i think i am.
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chocolatescorchio · 1 year ago
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Surely everyone was thinking it
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chocolatescorchio · 3 years ago
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Neopets Being Actively Hacked, Passwords + Emails Accessible
69Million (nice) account details current available for sale. This is an active breach, they will have access to your new password if you change it.
CHANGE ANY PASSWORD OFFSITE THAT IS THE SAME AS YOUR NEOPETS PASSWORD
Jellyneo are actively updating their article as more info is made available
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chocolatescorchio · 3 years ago
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It happens every year.
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chocolatescorchio · 3 years ago
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chocolatescorchio · 4 years ago
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I haven't played neopets in months because the aspects of the site I enjoyed are broken and unusable, but, the Altador Cup is coming so I've got to see how that will work in the post-flash world
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chocolatescorchio · 7 years ago
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Obviously due to this new tumblr rule, we all must move site. And we all know where to go.
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chocolatescorchio · 7 years ago
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Do you think, in Neopia, there could be an Easter-like phenomenon of people buying Yooyus around the Altador Cup (assuming you could buy them like ordinary petpets), but releasing them once the season is over?
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chocolatescorchio · 7 years ago
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/THROWS THE DARIGAN YOOYU INTO THE SUN
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chocolatescorchio · 7 years ago
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Headcanon accepted. Those two are totally at least cousins, possibly even more closely related than that.
Do you guys think the Slushie Slinger waitress is an employee, or is she the owner/operator of the slushie business? This makes a big difference in my headcanon.
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chocolatescorchio · 7 years ago
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See I always assumed she was an employee too, and I was like “Damn, why don’t they hire another server or at least a busser?” But then last night she just started to remind me of some women I know who run food businesses. And I was like, what if she’s the only one you see because it’s her business, and that’s how she wants it? Like she sells a ton of slushies during the AC and doesn’t want to hire employees because that money has to last her family through the rest of the year. And she just works her ass off because that’s the only way she’s ever approached anything, is by working hard and not complaining.
She’s got her son in the back washing dishes. During the school year she does the dishes herself because his education is the most important thing to her, but since it’s summer she lets him help. He’s learning to help fix the slushie machines when they break down, too, but she mostly does all her own maintenance.
And since it’s her business and her slushies, you get what’s on offer. “Can I get half pink and half green?” “No.” You take what you get and you accept it because her slushies are miles better than the other stands.
I dunno. I just sort of like it better that way. Smash the patriarchy. Slushie Slinger waitress is her own boss, and this is her favorite time of year, getting up at 4:30 am and working till midnight to fill her coffers to tide her over for the lean times.
Do you guys think the Slushie Slinger waitress is an employee, or is she the owner/operator of the slushie business? This makes a big difference in my headcanon.
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chocolatescorchio · 7 years ago
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Do you guys think the Slushie Slinger waitress is an employee, or is she the owner/operator of the slushie business? This makes a big difference in my headcanon.
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chocolatescorchio · 7 years ago
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Ah, the yearly Altador Cup question: Will I hit all-star this year, or will I stall out at rank 2? There is no in between.
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chocolatescorchio · 7 years ago
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this user’s shop has me in tears
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chocolatescorchio · 7 years ago
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Shenkuu! I wavered a bit before picking them again last year, but this year I’m 100% back on board.
What team are you joining this year ?
Altador Cup is coming, so have you guys made your choice ?
I’ve been with the Lost Desert ever since the first cup, but I might join the Darigan Citadel this year because I just love that stupid darigan gelert they have ;O;
TNT give me a Neovian AC team you cowards !!
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chocolatescorchio · 7 years ago
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Oh shit, it’s also come to my attention that as of two days ago, my original account is sixteen years old. I have been playing Neopets for sixteen years.
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chocolatescorchio · 7 years ago
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It has recently come to my attention that Halloween Kaus are super cute.
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chocolatescorchio · 7 years ago
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please look at my children
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