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the funniest thing that’s happened to me recently is that someone seemingly tried to update my pronouns on the medical system but accidentally made it so that my actual name is now “They Them”

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mr Ratburn and Patrick Ratburn from pbs Arthur

Mr. Ratburn and Patrick from Arthur

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SONIC THREE SPOILERS BELOW‼️‼️

(tho my rant is mainly abt the knuckles series)

so i js finished rewatching the knuckles series last night, n then i thought abt the third sonic movie, when knuckles says this

specifically the words "the master emerald is guarded by a fearsome warrior..."

i love how the knuckles series is significant to the story in sonic 3 n not smth made js for only pure entertainment bc it wldnt make sense (to ppl who havent watched it, or everyone if it was never released) y knuckles thinks wade is a warrior and trusts him fully with watching and guarding the master emerald when the audience plus cast has seen wade act how he is in the past two movies.

knuckles teaching wade how to become a warrior is part of what the knuckles series is abt, n knuckles succeeds in teaching him by the last episode.

in wades words bc i cant upload two vids in a single post for some reason: "knuckles, i hope you can hear this. you taught me how to stand up for myself and fight! and we're stronger than ever now... because we fight together! a warriors true strength comes from their heart, and your heart has never been bigger. you fight to honor your family, you fight to protect your friends, and now, you have something new to fight for: a home!"

his speech shows how wade has officially learned how to be a warrior thanks to knuckles. mind u that wade was fighting the villian to protect knuckles as he said this speech to him, if it was wade before the events of the series, he most likely wouldnt have been fighting the bad guy.

wades actions to protect him/fight the bad guy shows knuckles that wade is now a true warrior, he fought for and protected knuckles. who says he cant fight for and protect the master emerald? knuckles gives wade the master emerald for safekeeping because he trusts that he will do the same thing and fight to protect it.

anyways thats my little rant abt mainly the knuckles series and sonic 3‼️ idk if it makes sense bc i rly dunno how to explain things so... yeah!1?1?

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got a little lazy towards the end of this drawing. I just have so many movie stuff I wanted to draw

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the price i pay for being right

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It would've been cool if Wade at least tried to put up a fight for the Master Emerald, even bringing in the gauntlets he used to protect Knuckles from the Buyer

Honestly, I can't see them having an actual fight fight between Sonic and Wade, as there'd be no contest, really. Even with the gauntlets, Wade would be no match for Sonic.

But I would have liked to have seen Wade take his role as guardian a little more seriously and not used the ME as a freaking hockey puck. I mean, really? They could still be a little silly with it--like he built a little 'shrine' for it and stands in front of it like og Knux does--without making it seem really disrespectful in his treatment of not only the ME itself, but of Knuckles' trust in him to keep it safe.

I really hate how they portray Wade in the movies. With very few tiny exceptions, he's been nothing but the "idiot deputy", behaving in ways that are embarrassingly stupid. He's the Boom!Knuckles of the SCU, and he doesn't even have the benefit of his friends caring about him even though he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Boom's friends love him. The only person who seems to genuinely like Wade in the movieverse is Knuckles.

I was hopeful by how they portrayed him in the series. He was still him, but he showed growth, and that he could take things seriously when the situation demanded. Being with Knux gave him confidence, and faith in himself he didn't have before. He respects Knux, and wants to make him proud, and I don't think he'd view this gem, a very sacred thing to Knuckles' people, as something to just goof around with. (That's why I rewrote that scene.)

I'm going off on a tangent, sorry about that. It's just so frustrating to see a character I like be turned into nothing but the slapstick 'he's so stupid' one note joke that everyone else laughs at. I hate those kind of characters to begin with, and Wade has a really sweet personality. He deserves better.

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Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024)

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anyone here order some sonic 3 stob mad libs (spoilers on some of the pages so i put it under a read more)

also how bout that movie, huh… how we feelin 😊😊😊😊😊😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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submitted by @theguywithaoriginalname

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Why do I do this...

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Night had fallen and Agent Stone was looking in a mirror, making sure he was dressed well enough for his quote/unquote date. Wade Whipple seemed simple minded enough that he likely would.not care what Agent Stone wore, but it was a level of self respect instilled in the agent by Doctor Robotnik. His doctor.

He just needed to pump more information from the bumbling deputy.

By 7:50 Agent Stone was standing outside the Mean Bean, waiting patiently.

By 8pm he had become irritated. 'Did punctuality mean nothing anymore?!' His doctor valued punctuality. Another reason that Ivo Robotnik was far superior than the average man in Stone's mind.

At 8:07 Wade Whipple pulled up in a squad car, jumping out long enough to open the passenger side door for Stone.

"Such a gentleman." Stone remarked with veild snark before sliding inside and buckling himself in. Wade smiled at the assumed compliment and ran back to his door, not realizing it had closed on him. He tried pulling on the handle yet it didn't open. Before Wade could speak, Agent Stone rolled him eyes and opened the door from inside.

"Heh, thanks. That happens way more than you'd think." He chuckled at himself, missing Stone's response of "I don't doubt it."

Together they began driving in silence. Stone appreciated the quiet, but Wade clearly felt differently.

"So, how long have you been here? In Green Hills? I don't remember seeing you before."

Stone felt his face freeze in confusion. 'Seriously?! I was standing next to his desk?!' With a quick clearing of his throat, Agent Stone decided to play the 'New Guy' card and feign ignorance. "About a month ago, actually. My... previous job was, well, let's just say dissolved."

"Really? So you missed the whole Evil Doctor thing, then?" Stone would've face palmed if it wouldn't give his plan away.

"Evil Doctor, you say? My, that sounds exciting. Do tell." He smiled at Wade, who unfortunately became distracted and rear ended the car in front of them that had stopped at the red light.

"Whoops. My bad." Wade laughed apologetically and stepped out to talk to coupld he just hit. Stone had to suppress the urge to slam his head into the dashboard.

This was gonna be a long date...

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Part one of Santa Wade

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Tries to convince Knux and succeeds.. but fails later on to keep the secret. He feels bad and-

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This is the first fan fic I've written since the 90s, but Stobotnik has me full tilt. Waiting for Sonic 3 I rewatched Sonic 2 and Wade's ease at rolling up to the Mean Bean and that whole scene put this idea into my head... what if Stone wasn't just waiting on the Doctor?

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The first month without the doctor had been spent sitting alone in his trailer, surrounded by bandits, searching the continent for any trace of Ivo Robotnik. Then the world. Then the milky way.

Nothing.

Stone found nothing.

The second month had been spent setting up a secret base in his last known location.

Green Hills, Montana.

It was easy enough for someone as skilled in deception as Agent Stone. Forge some signatures, flash some documents and no one questioned how quickly he had the Mean Bean coffee shop ready for "business". Stone was always a diligent worker and his focus was renowned. It was why he fit so well with Robotnik, to the dismay of many.

However, there was one thing Stone had not prepared for, and as he began closing up shop his problem came rolling into view.

"Hey! Catch you at a bad time?" Wade Whipple walked in. The wannabe Sheriff of this backwater cesspool had begun to get on Stone's last nerve. If he had two brain cells to rub together Stone would think Wade was stalking him.

"Actually, yes." Stone said rolling his eyes as he turned to grab a broom. "I'm closing." He grabbed a small dustpan and waved it with the most sarcastic smile he could muster. Ivo would be proud. At least Stone hoped he would be.

"Oh. Right. Yeah, cause you don't live here." Wade said with a self deprecating smile. Silence fell and Stone was certain the deputy had gotten the point.. until he spoke again. "You're coffee is just so good. Like, it flows in your veins." Wade laughed at his own joke then made it worse when he kept talking. "Not like I think you're made if coffee, but you're just wow with it. Like, did you go to school to make it? Some kinda secret coffee school? It's very... wow." He finished quietly, suddenly aware of former Agent Stone staring at him with an empty face.

"No. I practice." Stone dumped the dustpan into the trashcan and set it down in it's proper place beside the broom holder. Doctor Robotnik would appreciate the order and cleanliness. "What can I do for you, Deputy Whipple?" Stone asked refusing to contain his impatience. Formal titles were good at that with most people, but once again these simple social cues were lost on Wade.

"Well, I've seen you around lately and I wondered if.. you want a tour? Like, being new in town? I can show you the ropes around here. I'm kinda important." Wade gave a small laugh, and Stone had to admit that under different circumstances he might find it charming, but he and his heart belonged to Robotnik.

Suddenly an idea popped into his head and he slowly smiled his most charming smile at the bumbling man before him. "Why, Deputy, I'd love to see your quaint little town. I bet there are so many places to see." Stone began advancing on Wade slowly. "Secrets to learn. I bet you know everything about this..." Stone stopped in front of him "...adorable..." he put a hand on Wade's chest "...little..." they locked eyes "...town."

Wade's heart skipped a beat and he felt his stomach begin to twist into knots. He let out a loud nervous laugh, scaring himself. "Pssh, yeah. I... I..." Looking into the baristas eyes he suddenly lost all words and just began nodding.

Stone gave a large and undeniably fake smile as he took Wade's arm in his. "Good. Good. Why don't you meet me here tomorrow night at 8pm. You can show me all your secrets." As Stone led Wade to the door, Wade began laughing nervously.

"Yeah, I can. Do that, yes. We will. Tomorrow?" He repeated, his mouth feeling dry.

"Tomorrow. Goodnight..." Stone leaned forward and Wade followed his example, closing his eyes and puckering his mouth for a kiss in a rather unseemly manner. "Wade." Stone said seductively, closing the door in Wade's still puckered face. The lock clicked and the blinds fell, breaking Stone's spell on the other man.

"Goodnight..." Wade walked over to his new scooter and began rolling away.

Inside, Agent Stone began pulling up the files on the blue menace and his would-be family. Maybe, this stupid little one horse town could be useful after all...

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Saw a tiktok of a guy saying he doesn’t feel comfortable talking to minors because he’s 19. And it’s just. I’m so fucking tired of this.

And like to be clear, I’m speaking as a victim of pedophilia when I say: We need to get over this collective fear of endangering children. Because holy shit, this stuff is getting out of hand.

The average person is not a threat to a child.

And also!!! It is actually really really good for kids to have friendships with adults that aren’t their family.

Having friendships with adults when you’re younger prepares you for adult life in a better way then only interacting with adults that are family members or teacher as well.

And also if there’s any sort of weird behavior happening with adults or teachers, it’s very helpful to have unrelated adults, you can go to, and also have a model for what normal adults are supposed to look like.

And also! You’re just making it way easier for pedophiles to prey on children when you completely avoid interacting with them as an adult. Because kids are naturally inquisitive and curious. They are going to want to interact with adults and they are going to want to ask questions. And if the only adult adults that are willing to interact and speak with them or adults who have ulterior motivations. Guess what’s gonna happen.

Also on a more general note. Having a model for what a normal healthy adult is supposed to look like makes it way easier for kids to be able to recognize and identify when adults in their personal life are being weird.

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Here’s a Behind the Scenes video of the cast recording their lines for Sonic 3!

Minor spoilers