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It’s too hot!

Pretty young ladies like moi should not have to put up with such heat!

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I love being me

Even if my servants mess up just once they’re FIRED uwu

mlm to you, incompetent peasants uvu

That being said, I have an opening for anyone interested in working for me.

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Casket, Blood

My, you’re a morbid little peasant boy! uwu

Casket ❧ Do you believe in an afterlife?

There better be! And I’m taking aaalll my things with me. I’m not letting gross peasants touch anything of mine when I’m gone uvu

Blood ❧ What is the worst injury you’ve gotten?

When I was 6 I broke my arm after falling off a horse. Luckily my family’s personal doctors were available.

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moth, doll, paper, milk

Moth ❧ What do you find attractive in a person?

If they’re cute like moi, that’s a plus :3

Doll ❧ Do you collect anything?

Everything cute

Paper ❧ What are you currently reading?

More compliments from peasants wishing to be worthy uvu

Milk ❧ Describe your family.

My father is very tall… and always dresses nice. It’s hard for me to get his attention. My mother always smells like the bar… I don’t see her much.

My sister is really something. She’s pretty, graceful, smart, and talented. Everyone loves her. Everything she does is perfect. She’s engaged to the perfect man. Maybe she already got married. I wouldn’t know.

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Paper lockets and candles.

Paper ❧ What are you currently reading?

My special documents of compliments to ME ^w^

Locket ❧ Take a selfie.

Don’t stare too long, peasants~! uwu

Candle ❧ What is your favorite scent?

Tulips smell really pretty. I also love the smell of my expensive imported perfumes.

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asks

Moth ❧ What do you find attractive in a person? Doll ❧ Do you collect anything? Gravestone ❧ Have you lost anyone important to you? Roses ❧ Are you in love? Paper ❧ What are you currently reading? Locket ❧ Take a selfie. Milk ❧ Describe your family. Blood ❧ What is the worst injury you’ve gotten? Dust ❧ Talk about your past. Bible ❧ What are your moral views? Lace ❧ What kind of clothing do you wear? Angel ❧ What are your religious views? Ink ❧ Write a poem and post it. Dagger ❧ Tell one secret you have. Statue ❧ Who is your favorite artist? Candle ❧ What is your favorite scent? Absinthe ❧ Do you drink? Casket ❧ Do you believe in an afterlife?

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I look soooo good today

Of course, when do I not?

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Why is Eda so OLD?

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Pepes are for PEASANTS uvu

I crave the rarest of pepes

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Peasants are icky poor people you should stay away from. They’re gross and their hands are dirty. uwu

Excuse me, I’m not scary!!!

what is a lesbian, and why are they angry?

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i paint my nails w the blood of peasant boys uwu

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done

wtf is a himedere?

Can you trim post I cannot???

You seem sad person so you act like himedere???

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LEMME GET ONE THING STRAIGHT YOU LITTLE

I mean, don’t listen to weird peasant boy! I am NOT angry and I’m CERTAINLY NOT a lesbian uvu

what is a lesbian, and why are they angry?

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I can tell uvu

EXCUSE ME!?!?!?

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WHAT?????

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you didn’t answer my question; some respect you have for a princess uwu

I AM a real princess >:c

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