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'you have x many followers' those r cadavers girl. corpses. abandoned vessels of blogs who once were. its the apocalypse in there. its me and my 5 mutuals against the world.

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I know I've been over this but man HRT is good stuff. I wanna shake the hand of whoever invented it. It's a crime that I don't know who that is actually. They're more important than Einstein

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oh shit your checkmarks have different colors now

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*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

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Throwback Thursday: It was 5 years ago when we were celebrating award season for The Shape Of Water, and I got to live my dream of being in an old musical dance number (dressed as an Amphibian Man, of course) with the amazing Sally Hawkins.

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What you can’t see is me with the controller panicking and yelling

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The Fahrenheit defenders have logged on

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If I were a doctor and someone came to me to have a Pickle Rick tattoo removed I wouldn’t charge them. It would be inhumane for me to make them go on like that

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i show up to the party in these. everyone loves me

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Hey What if the Cave Matsuno brothers protect their cave Matsuno sister from a sabertooth tiger?

this is the most random question to get after 5 years of not being on tumblr

also i have not actually seen season 2 of matsus so it is even more funny

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It’s a cold and it’s a broken mamma mia

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did not realize oingo boingo was a real group until i saw your post.. i thought it was just a term for like if your blorbos were also a band

This ask has genuinely left me dumbstruck i dont even know what to say