chloe-decker-lapd

[chloe-decker-lapd]

Toned. It's very toned.

And yes, also smackable.

..QUICK- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT LUCIFERS BUTT?

Not super round and pump, but definitely smackable. I think @chloe-decker-lapd would agree

[chloe-decker-lapd]

Dressing up just for me? I'm flattered.

should we expect a slutty costume from you, our resident slut? (said with love, ofc)

Oh, didn't you hear? I'm rather busy tonight, I'm afraid. Why costume up like a slut when you could be a slut?

I'd willingly wear some skimpy cat suit if a certain detective happened to show any interest, of course...

[chloe-decker-lapd]

pray tell, are you single

*With a grin, he simply flashes his engagement ring.*

[chloe-decker-lapd]

boop

Oh! I've been booped! Well, a boop for you too, dear. Boop!

[chloe-decker-lapd]

so you’re totally fine with @morningbloodystar flirting with other people?

Do you think I don’t know who I proposed to? As long as we’re not at work, it’s fine.

[chloe-decker-lapd]

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Hi, you da best

Thank you, dear.

[chloe-decker-lapd]

🩷 🩷 🩷 🩷 🩷 🩷 🩷 🩷 🩷 🩷 🩷 🩷 🩷 🩷 🩷 🩷 🩷 🩷 🩷 🩷 🩷 🩷 🩷 🩷 🩷 🩷

Goodness, what have I done to deserve all this, then?

[chloe-decker-lapd]

🩷

Oh, thank you! Love you too.

[chloe-decker-lapd]

Stay down there and we won’t have a problem.

Why is everyone sucking up to you so much?

I think you’re bloody awful.

xoxo @thedemon-crowley

If I knew, I would tell you.

And, as I told the other lady, I think you're mistaken me with my twin and your boss, @morningbloodystar

[chloe-decker-lapd]

I know Lucifer is a flirt, I’m aware of what he’s doing. I’m not all that upset.

At him, at least.

You, on the other hand, are still liable to get shot.

Why is everyone sucking up to you so much?

I think you’re bloody awful.

xoxo @thedemon-crowley

If I knew, I would tell you.

And, as I told the other lady, I think you're mistaken me with my twin and your boss, @morningbloodystar

[chloe-decker-lapd]

That is true. Don’t cause any property damage to anyone else’s property.

I walked in on a very interesting conversation-

Errr, what conversation…?

[chloe-decker-lapd]

Lucifer is a flirt, I’m well aware of it, don’t cause any property damage.

I walked in on a very interesting conversation-

Errr, what conversation…?

[chloe-decker-lapd]

I'm very proud to have the accomplishment of embarrassing my children.

[chloe-decker-lapd]

oh yeah her kid he ok?

- casual-wood

Gregor is...upset. But I think he'll be alright.

[chloe-decker-lapd]

whats with this family and amnesia

I don't know. It's rather frustrating.

[chloe-decker-lapd]

you should talk to your daughter

- casual-wood

I'm currently keeping an eye on her child, who seems rather upset.

[chloe-decker-lapd]

*nods and climes into your pocket*

- little bug

It'll be alright, dear, don't worry.