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Yes, even then.
I need the disownment papers stat.
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You know I love you no matter what you look like.
But yes, you do look good like this.
I need the disownment papers stat.
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*Long sigh.*
Do not disown our daughter over a petty miscommunication.
I need the disownment papers stat.
#really lucifer this is not worth getting upset over#you know you're gorgeous. do not fight the children.
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He's joking, Abby.
I need the disownment papers stat.
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Sorry, anon, but he is right.
Itty bitty little dude
@chloe-decker-lapd
You're a witness, aren't you, Detective?
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It looked like one?????
*The baby starts to fuss and she picks it up automatically.*
What are we supposed to do with a baby?
*a stork flies into your bedroom and drops a newborn onto the bed, between you and @chloe-decker-lapd*
What.
No, wait.
What.
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What.
A baby??! Do we not already have enough children???
*a stork flies into your bedroom and drops a newborn onto the bed, between you and @chloe-decker-lapd*
What.
No, wait.
What.
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youre embarrassing your children
I'm their mother. That's my job.
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I suppose I could be persuaded to forgive you. Eventually.
Your fiance said he's bored
Oh he did, did he? Interesting. He didn't seem very bored last night.
#If your mouth has touched the Metatron it's not touching me#Not without being washed out with soap at least
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Uh-huh. And then the next plot line after that is "Lucifer Sleeps On The Couch."
Your fiance said he's bored
Oh he did, did he? Interesting. He didn't seem very bored last night.
#I don't mind the ones you've been talking about on and on. The snake and the angel.#But I draw the line at the old man who told a fairy to mind control me.
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Hmm. Are you sure? Apparently you're so bored that you're considering flirting with the Metatron.
Your fiance said he's bored
Oh he did, did he? Interesting. He didn't seem very bored last night.
#//have you heard that one audio? it's like “you can return this it's what I was going to wear on our honeymoon night”#//“There's nothing in here but lip gloss.” “Suffer.”#//yeah that's her rn lmao
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Your fiance said he's bored
Oh he did, did he? Interesting. He didn't seem very bored last night.
#chloe decker#good omens rp#//LISTEN EVERY CHANCE I GET I WILL IMPLY THAT THEY ARE ALWAYS FUCKING#//IM SORRY BUT THEYRE BOTH VERY HOT WHAT ELSE ARE THEY GOING TO DO
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I have several.
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Toned. It's very toned.
And yes, also smackable.
..QUICK- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT LUCIFERS BUTT?
Not super round and pump, but definitely smackable. I think @chloe-decker-lapd would agree
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Dressing up just for me? I'm flattered.
should we expect a slutty costume from you, our resident slut? (said with love, ofc)
Oh, didn't you hear? I'm rather busy tonight, I'm afraid. Why costume up like a slut when you could be a slut?
I'd willingly wear some skimpy cat suit if a certain detective happened to show any interest, of course...
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pray tell, are you single
*With a grin, he simply flashes his engagement ring.*
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