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I have several.
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Toned. It's very toned.
And yes, also smackable.
..QUICK- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT LUCIFERS BUTT?
Not super round and pump, but definitely smackable. I think @chloe-decker-lapd would agree
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Dressing up just for me? I'm flattered.
should we expect a slutty costume from you, our resident slut? (said with love, ofc)
Oh, didn't you hear? I'm rather busy tonight, I'm afraid. Why costume up like a slut when you could be a slut?
I'd willingly wear some skimpy cat suit if a certain detective happened to show any interest, of course...
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pray tell, are you single
*With a grin, he simply flashes his engagement ring.*
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boop
Oh! I've been booped! Well, a boop for you too, dear. Boop!
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so you’re totally fine with @morningbloodystar flirting with other people?
Do you think I don’t know who I proposed to? As long as we’re not at work, it’s fine.
#it does get annoying when he starts flirting with suspects but we’re not at work right now#chloe decker#good omens rp
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Hi, you da best
Thank you, dear.
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Goodness, what have I done to deserve all this, then?
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Oh, thank you! Love you too.
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Stay down there and we won’t have a problem.
Why is everyone sucking up to you so much?
I think you’re bloody awful.
xoxo @thedemon-crowley
If I knew, I would tell you.
And, as I told the other lady, I think you're mistaken me with my twin and your boss, @morningbloodystar
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I know Lucifer is a flirt, I’m aware of what he’s doing. I’m not all that upset.
At him, at least.
You, on the other hand, are still liable to get shot.
Why is everyone sucking up to you so much?
I think you’re bloody awful.
xoxo @thedemon-crowley
If I knew, I would tell you.
And, as I told the other lady, I think you're mistaken me with my twin and your boss, @morningbloodystar
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That is true. Don’t cause any property damage to anyone else’s property.
I walked in on a very interesting conversation-
Errr, what conversation…?
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Lucifer is a flirt, I’m well aware of it, don’t cause any property damage.
I walked in on a very interesting conversation-
Errr, what conversation…?
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I'm very proud to have the accomplishment of embarrassing my children.
#context: i (admin) saw a post about how halloween is when satan impregnates his bride#and like come on that's hilarious#do i know rory decker's canonical birthday? no but i am saying it's sometime in july now
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oh yeah her kid he ok?
- casual-wood
Gregor is...upset. But I think he'll be alright.
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whats with this family and amnesia
I don't know. It's rather frustrating.
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