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chloe-decker-lapd · 13 days ago

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Well, not right now. I'm not upset with you. So just...keep it that way.

I can’t believe my mom grounded @thedemon-crowley. That’s not even her kid… is it?

#good omens rp

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chloe-decker-lapd · 13 days ago

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Considering I don't have any authority over you, it's really out of my wheelhouse. If you piss me off, I'd just ask my children to glitterbomb you or Lucifer to not flirt with you for a few days.

I can’t believe my mom grounded @thedemon-crowley. That’s not even her kid… is it?

#good omens rp

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chloe-decker-lapd · 13 days ago

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Youuuuuu are amazing

Thank you, dear.

#chloe decker #momtective #good omens rp

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chloe-decker-lapd · 13 days ago

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I...don't think I've done this, dear.

I can’t believe my mom grounded @thedemon-crowley. That’s not even her kid… is it?

#momtective #good omens rp

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chloe-decker-lapd · 18 days ago

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So you...don't want chocolates?

FUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK VALENTINES DAY

#or the lingerie i bought? because i can return it #chloe decker #good omens rp

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chloe-decker-lapd · 27 days ago

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Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssinnnnnng people

Uh huh. Good job, dear.

#chloe decker #momtective #good omens rp #//like. Half distracted working on a case. Just like “okay dear very nice”

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chloe-decker-lapd · 27 days ago

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*poke*

I'm Quuuuuuuuuuuueeeeer

Okay, honey, good for you.

#chloe decker #momtective #good omens rp #//based on my mother when I came out to her lmao

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chloe-decker-lapd · 1 month ago

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LUCIFER | 6.01

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chloe-decker-lapd · 1 month ago

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Yes, even then.

I need the disownment papers stat.

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chloe-decker-lapd · 1 month ago

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You know I love you no matter what you look like.

But yes, you do look good like this.

I need the disownment papers stat.

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chloe-decker-lapd · 1 month ago

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*Long sigh.*

Do not disown our daughter over a petty miscommunication.

I need the disownment papers stat.

#really lucifer this is not worth getting upset over #you know you're gorgeous. do not fight the children.

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chloe-decker-lapd · 1 month ago

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He's joking, Abby.

I need the disownment papers stat.

#*mom glare*

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chloe-decker-lapd · 2 months ago

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Sorry, anon, but he is right.

Itty bitty little dude

@chloe-decker-lapd

You're a witness, aren't you, Detective?

#good omens rp

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chloe-decker-lapd · 2 months ago

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It looked like one?????

*The baby starts to fuss and she picks it up automatically.*

What are we supposed to do with a baby?

*a stork flies into your bedroom and drops a newborn onto the bed, between you and @chloe-decker-lapd*

What.

No, wait.

What.

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chloe-decker-lapd · 2 months ago

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What.

A baby??! Do we not already have enough children???

*a stork flies into your bedroom and drops a newborn onto the bed, between you and @chloe-decker-lapd*

What.

No, wait.

What.

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chloe-decker-lapd · 2 months ago

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youre embarrassing your children

I'm their mother. That's my job.

#chloe decker #momtective #good omens rp #Sorry Rory dear but this will continue

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chloe-decker-lapd · 2 months ago

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I suppose I could be persuaded to forgive you. Eventually.

Your fiance said he's bored

Oh he did, did he? Interesting. He didn't seem very bored last night.

#If your mouth has touched the Metatron it's not touching me #Not without being washed out with soap at least

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