My name is Chip (technically Charlito, but nobody calls me that.) I’m a spelling master.
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Why did you bring a “It’s a boy!” banner and a live iguana to my sea anemone’s funeral?
I was mourning
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Can you stop it with these tags
hey raisin. :-)
hi marigold
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Yeah
i think i owe an apology to my brother, leaf for calling him dumb for years…what do you guys think?
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chip r u truly the alpha male
Yes guys stop asking this
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Do you have that sigma rizz?
Yes I have all the sigma rizz
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I JUST THINK IGUANAS ARE COOL AND MY MOM WON’T LET ME GET ONE.
@chipscouttolentino is no longer my best friend my new best friend is @williambarfee
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WAIT HOLD ON NOW THIS ISN’T FAIR I’LL STOP I’LL STOP
@chipscouttolentino is no longer my best friend my new best friend is @williambarfee
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If you keep stealing iguanas I’m taking away your kiss privileges I swear to god
I’m not STEALING I’m choosing them as pets
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Mr green update: mom found him bathing in the sink. Had to release him into the wild.
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You look like the obese kid from Up.
No I literally don’t I’m not obese I’m fit
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Mr green is on his way home
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It’s not my fault my alpha instincts kick in
Your buddy is an iguana stealer.
do you mean my brother or chip because I can believe both of those
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Mari I simply can’t help myself.
Your buddy is an iguana stealer.
do you mean my brother or chip because I can believe both of those
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STOP IT THEY’RE SO COOL
Your buddy is an iguana stealer.
do you mean my brother or chip because I can believe both of those
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How do I "rizz up" a girl?
Be handsome and give her iguanas
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Maybe.
What did you even get grounded for?
You don’t wanna know
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