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Iguanas on the mind

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Why did you bring a “It’s a boy!” banner and a live iguana to my sea anemone’s funeral?

I was mourning

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Can you stop it with these tags

hey raisin. :-)

hi marigold

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Yeah

i think i owe an apology to my brother, leaf for calling him dumb for years…what do you guys think?

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chip r u truly the alpha male

Yes guys stop asking this

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Do you have that sigma rizz?

Yes I have all the sigma rizz

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I JUST THINK IGUANAS ARE COOL AND MY MOM WON’T LET ME GET ONE.

@chipscouttolentino is no longer my best friend my new best friend is @williambarfee

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WAIT HOLD ON NOW THIS ISN’T FAIR I’LL STOP I’LL STOP

@chipscouttolentino is no longer my best friend my new best friend is @williambarfee

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If you keep stealing iguanas I’m taking away your kiss privileges I swear to god

I’m not STEALING I’m choosing them as pets

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Mr green update: mom found him bathing in the sink. Had to release him into the wild.

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You look like the obese kid from Up.

No I literally don’t I’m not obese I’m fit

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Mr green is on his way home

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It’s not my fault my alpha instincts kick in

Your buddy is an iguana stealer.

do you mean my brother or chip because I can believe both of those

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Mari I simply can’t help myself.

Your buddy is an iguana stealer.

do you mean my brother or chip because I can believe both of those

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STOP IT THEY’RE SO COOL

Your buddy is an iguana stealer.

do you mean my brother or chip because I can believe both of those

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How do I "rizz up" a girl?

Be handsome and give her iguanas

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Maybe.

What did you even get grounded for?

You don’t wanna know