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Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

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Behond one if the funniest things ive seen on reddit in a hot minute

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yeah.

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Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

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Can I Please Eat In The Computer Room Tonight? by Nicole Nikolich (2025)

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making this on my phone with very little sleep or consideration, but i think the point stands

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Never stop hating

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Your wish is my command, random advertisement. I don't know what you expect me to do with your devilish concoction, but your wish remains my command.

I need to know what demographic hates this! Dentists? Dermatologists? General Doctors? Counter-Terrorist Organizations? Interpol? The USPS? Grocery Store Employees? The lucrative 18-35 demographic? Will I be put on trial for war crimes? But you don't tell me, you just tell me to mix one with the other and fail to tell me who hates this one weird trick!

Well joke's on you I'm going to do it without looking at your probably actively malicious website, and find out what you're not telling me! If it turns into an explosive, it's entirely on you, random advertisement.

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im honestly shocked it took this long for nmkart to get review bombed lmao

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I hate having an incredibly sentimental piece of media be mid as hell. Hey, I hold this incredibly close to my heart! It kinda fucking sucks!

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An aquarium in Japan was closed for renovations, and their resident sunfish got depressed not seeing visitors. So the staff put some uniforms with printed faces against the tank, and it immediately recovered.

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I have three story ideas.

I write one.

I have four story ideas.