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chickenhawke · 4 hours ago
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ooj hello
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chickenhawke · 13 hours ago
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$500 chicken
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chickenhawke · 6 days ago
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let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these
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tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase 
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chickenhawke · 7 days ago
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whats more special than a romance between two women who both have something deeply deeply deeply deeply deeply wrong with them
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chickenhawke · 7 days ago
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Your mother will have justice, I swear it.
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chickenhawke · 8 days ago
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Dude
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chickenhawke · 8 days ago
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made another in honor of season 2. everyone sucks. i love them.
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chickenhawke · 9 days ago
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chickenhawke · 10 days ago
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it's always so fascinating and heartbreaking when a character in a story is simultaneously idolized and abused. a chosen prophet destined for martyrdom. a child prodigy forced to grow up too fast. a powerful warrior raised as nothing but a weapon. there's just something so uniquely messed up about singing someone's praises whilst destroying them.
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chickenhawke · 10 days ago
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when someone says a female character is annoying or bad i pray that the character gets more annoying and also gets a gun
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chickenhawke · 11 days ago
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chosen one not as in the one the prophecy foretold but as in lamb to the slaughter. as in the only person both brave and foolish enough to do it. chosen one as in sculpted, molded to be the perfect sacrifice to something expertly, divinely crafted to annihilate you wholly and surely. chosen one as in taken away. chosen one as in death sentence. chosen one as in goodbye
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chickenhawke · 14 days ago
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[so horny my eyes are defocusing] maybe i ccould be your sword
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chickenhawke · 15 days ago
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Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress
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chickenhawke · 15 days ago
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I’m glad that horse fell on me in Turkey because it gives me an ace in the horse girl dick measuring contests
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chickenhawke · 15 days ago
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sexy character concept to me: liars who lie & perform and when they are told to stop performing they start lying in a different way and you try to get to the bottom of the layers upon layers of half-truths to find The Truth and when you think you’ve finally gotten to it it’s a blank piece of paper that says 404 not found
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chickenhawke · 26 days ago
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two years after their violent meeting, Wolfgang decides to seek out the man who saved their life - hopefully to make a better second impression 🚬 (shoutout to mintt and julien for proofreading and feedback!)
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chickenhawke · 29 days ago
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