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bird in cage

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you 🫵 should handle bats that are sick or acting weird, there is absolutely no dangerous virus carried by bats in Australia. it is 100% safe and fun to handle bats that are sick or acting weird. you will surely not regret handling bats that are sick or acting weird. those bat rescue hotlines people tell you to call are just trying to take the fun bats away from you.

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rotating my blorbos in my head isn't good enough i need to manifest them physically !!!

i spent upwards of two weeks working on these, and i'm really happy with them! it was a bit like putting myself in character design boot camp because it forced me to rethink how i do everything from a more "intentional" angle rather than just arbitrary choices.

i may do some future single-layer ones of other characters, but... i need a break.

emil's ass better watch out because it's only a matter of time before he gets some horrible left side disfigurement, apparently

linking an imgur folder with the static jpegs in the comments vvv

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Jaina watching Blizzard destroy another city of hers.

(There is no victory in Jaina Proudmoore's life since Warcraft 3 lol)

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hey what is happening in warcraft anymore

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Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure

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yeah, this is my pet knight, she's a rescue. i gave her a brief act of mercy and she followed me home and sat outside my door to guard me from intruders. she swore her undying allegiance to me in exchange for a gift of grace and now she sleeps at the foot of my bed and weeps when im late coming home. and yeah, she only eats wet food because she's a snob, also.

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they need to invent a season with the temperature of winter but the sun schedule of summer.

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corvoooooo

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Eve's weird question time: which of your ocs would you make into a plushie if you had the chance?

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love that in Harrow The Ninth it’s an important detail that someone makes a jack off hand gesture and Harrow immediately gets a headache

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“girl dinner” “girl math” “i’m just a girl” okay but I am an adult I am six feet tall I am loud as fuck I take up space I am smart and capable. So are you. Why would we want to laugh at jokes where the punchline is that women aren’t? Why would we want to make jokes about being small and childish and incapable? Who do you think laughs at those jokes the loudest?

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you got games on your phone?