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chosen one not as in the one the prophecy foretold but as in lamb to the slaughter. as in the only person both brave and foolish enough to do it. chosen one as in sculpted, molded to be the perfect sacrifice to something expertly, divinely crafted to annihilate you wholly and surely. chosen one as in taken away. chosen one as in death sentence. chosen one as in goodbye

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[so horny my eyes are defocusing] maybe i ccould be your sword

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Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress

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I’m glad that horse fell on me in Turkey because it gives me an ace in the horse girl dick measuring contests

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sexy character concept to me: liars who lie & perform and when they are told to stop performing they start lying in a different way and you try to get to the bottom of the layers upon layers of half-truths to find The Truth and when you think you’ve finally gotten to it it’s a blank piece of paper that says 404 not found

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two years after their violent meeting, Wolfgang decides to seek out the man who saved their life - hopefully to make a better second impression 🚬 (shoutout to mintt and julien for proofreading and feedback!)

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Girl knight looking for a Lady to serve. Experienced in monster slaying. Happy to be an extension of your will in exchange for but a fleeting moment of your lips against mine.

Willing to spar with my shirt off.

Blade length 34", if it matters.

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FOUND IT (credit to @basicjesse)

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making a female character awesome and cool is kinda feminist. but making a female character who sucks hardcore is one million feminism points.

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spreading the word about the r/brisbane meme i think you all will enjoy

Original post from August 20. Comments all taking the piss out of OP

25 August

26 August

Sept 5

And so on and so forth

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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there needs to be a kneeling knight emoji

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me every time a fictional woman is toxic & homosexual:

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we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

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feel free to put location/area in the tags

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this might be one of the worst things anyones ever said to me