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I love making a gag character for D&D, forgetting they’re just a gag character, and then take a step back to look at the original ref
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Ain't nobody ever told this man the only ladies chasing after him are the flies
Please take a shower, I know you don't believe in deodorant, and you believe axe body spray will mask your stench, but trust me, it doesn't work
I DONT NEED DEODORANT!!!!! I AM A TRUE ALPHA MALE, I AM A WILD BEAST IN NATURE, A FEW CENTURIES BACK PEOPLE DIDNT HAVE SHAMPOO OR SOAP OR DEODORANT!! ALL THEY HAD WAS WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!11 😡😡😡😡 AND THEY WERE STRONGER AND MORE POWERFUL THAN US!!!!! I AM A TRUE, ALPHA, RIZZLER MALE AND I GET CHICKS WITH MY NATURAL SCENT 🤬🤬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WOW is it a bad day to be a hyperfixator
Not giving context yet but holy hell i shouldn't have to go through this SIX TIMES within 2 years
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is it just me or does paintbrush kinda seem to prioritize what they think other people want from them rather than doing what they want? in the first two seasons , that is. i dont really think there are any instances of this in s3?
between their aluminum tree they proclaimed as "perfect" in s1, trying to keep the pizza plain as not to "risk it" and painting steve cobs bcuz they thought mephone would like the painting in s2, and hell, even this new fact we got abt them from brian that they got into art because its what other people expected from them???
ok buddy why dont you do what makes you happy for once. Huh how about that
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Do you ever laugh at something then realize they were being deadass and just die for a half hour straight? IM SORRY I DIDNT REALIZE 💔 THEY ALSO DONT EVEN KNOW THEY'RE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF A SCREEN RN....I'M ROTTONG FROM THE INSIDE OUT
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had this dream last night where oj was being interrogated by mephone, mepad and lightbulb
its super intense right. super dramatic. tensions are building and oj is super nervous
and theres this ONE QUESTION i very distinctly remember
"are... you... BI?!"
"uh... no???"
*LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE*
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obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world
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Bro changed species 😭 also hell yeah mlp comic 🗣🗣🗣
got on my break so i can finally draw again
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thank u barbie for showing bi/lesbian solidarity
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me: *is jokingly mean to my friend*
friend: *jokingly pretends to be hurt*
me:
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They just don't like lesbians I guess 😔
I don't trust people who don't like Taco ii. "She manipulated people!!" So did Mephone. So did Nickel. So did BALLOON. and yet you have no ill will for any of those other guys. Why is your line drawn at Taco? 🤨
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MePad has always been in III, what do you mean they aren't???
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