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Is this a cartoon character? Nope. It's an Irrawaddy dolphin, found in the Bay of Bengal and Southeast Asia.

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I think it's time we all got serious. Europe isn't a continent lmao and the only reason anyone thinks it is is because white people are too racist to share a continent with nonwhite people so they split it from Asia arbitrarily.

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Cat from Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude

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look at that smile!

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Giorno trying to bribe his way into the Joestar family's hearts with totally legal gifts 🤫

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patents are so fucking evil though. you can patent game mechanics and limit the kinds of games people are legally able to make. you can patent medicine to be the sole producer of that medicine. you can patent fucking, crops to ask a premium on specific variations of crops. it's so fucked

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yeah she was a war criminal. in my pussy

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me: hey man hows it going

my friend: *cordyceps on his head 1ft taller than last time* pretty good

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Brother Ignatz trying to get out of dish duty by pretending to be a stand of reeds. again.

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when something so embarrassing happens in the conversation im having with claude that i have to start over in a new window

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genuinely in tears over this fucking video

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LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

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you are going to yucky jail for your grimes

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U A C U G U U G A C C C

NO FUCKING RNA 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 NOT ALLOWED 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫