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Me if I were in a hostage situation

Kidnapper: This is the knife I plunged into my grandmothers brains... My difficult ass: Weird flex but okay. Where's your cat?

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I once had a friend (Not friends anymore because she's a shitty person) And I had a sleepover with her once against my will because our parents were doing a yard sale. Now she was REALLY sheltered and was in a Christian household and I'm a atheist. I don't have anything against Christians of course, but she just so happened to be pushing religion onto me since we were five. And I was emo at the time, wrote and read gay ahh fanfic, talked about allot of horror stories and made jokes she didn't like...etc (I had a shitty sense of humor and some behavioral issues at the time to be fair.) Plus, I had a HORRIBLE fear of the dark and needed fifty lights on to sleep. And she didn't like that. She ALSO didn't like the thought of me sleeping in her bed after she found out I'm a lesbian, so she made me sleep on her cold hardwood floor in the dark. I barely even slept, I ended up covering myself with the very little blankets that were hanging off her bed. Woke up with some nasty looking spider bites, and her spraying me with water because apparently nine AM is SSSOOOOOOOOO late! And then the next day she made me sleep in the weird little TV room next to her room because apparently having basic needs is disruptive...No, I made my mom get me tf out there right then and tehre. Why am I talking about this? I like to yap, and this meme reminded me of this blond-ass bitch. Thanks for reading I guess I dunno. (I'm now gothy as shit, a Satanist, and have a girlfriend. This girl would absolutely hate me if she saw me now- And we're still forced to see each other sometimes too and it's horrible.) Also this girl forcefully read a bible to me, taught me what religion was when I was four, And has repitadely asked me why I was a atheist. And after I came out as a lesbian (Before I knew she was a homophobe sorta) She said "I'll pray for you" And I was like "Bitch whaaattt??"

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Am I the asshole?

I was shopping at my local store, and I got in line to get my groceries scanned. Then the cashier DARED to look at me, so I proceeded to ask for the manager. Then he said no, the nerve! I then threw all the groceries off the weird conveyer belt thing, and NOW the guy gets his manager! Once the manager arrives I stabbed him 27 times and ate his hands! And he DARED to screamed! A bystander then called the police and I punched the everloving shit out of them. When the police cars showed up I transformed into some eldritch god and unhinged my jaw like a gator and ate their cars and- (I don't know how to end this) Am I the ass?

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I don't like what this is implying...

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Calling all Sentipark fans!!

Where can I read Sentipark? 🥺🥺🥺I can't find it anywhere, was it deleted or sumthin??

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Update IG if anyone remembers this. The thingy is done now, I just need to animate and get the art for it done and shiz now. I went in too deep and ended up storyboarding and planning FIVE whole books- Shit. Well, it took me almost a whole year to write this so it would mean allot to me if you read it. Just one read makes me giggle and smile and stuffs because I'm silly like that. The first chapter will be released on March tenth if possible, and the rest will all be released at once.

You can follow me here, ignore the weird-ass fanfiction it's from a year ago.

Thank you for reading this, means allot.

Wow, who knew writing a four book long series was so hard? I've been story boarding for three months now!

I'm writing a series on Wattpad called Vampark, it's a south park AU that takes place 25 years into the future. Anyway, the main characters are the goth kids if you're interested- It's a quarter done if you want to follow my account so you can find it. My Wattpad is CHETSOMANIA if you care lol Thank you for taking the time to read this, I know this will probably annoy some of yall who just want to scroll through south park art on tumbler A little bit of homo 👉👈🏳️‍🌈👉👈✨✨✨✨

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First degree murder, second degree murder, third degree murder, kidnapping, Cannibalism, mass murder, Assault, Theft, Torture, Unlawful punishment, Abuse, Child Abuse, Child neglect...

Forcefully marrying a eldritch god against his will.... It's cult of the lamb.

duality of man

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I HEARD ABOUT THIS BUT I THOUGH TIT WAS A JOKE 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

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Kenny: (Dies of sepsis...) Stan: OH MY GOD- I KILLED KENNY!!!

hear me out

stenny doing their first ear piercings for each other

they bought two disposable piercing guns from one place and those usually have same or similar temporary earrings.

so the boys are kinda matching now 🤲🏼

(let’s not consider the possibility of kenny dying from sepsis please)

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He stands like a gay person

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...You sure?

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

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Don't forget Bloody Marry! She's the OG, nobody hangs with her anymore... :(

Heard she dabbled into alcoholism lately, she downs her cocktails like they're nothin.

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I feel like you're more focused on the cop at this point...remind me to never be a cop 😨

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

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Screenshot it and post it somewhere else

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I dunno if anyone cares or if literally all of my followers are bots, but uuh....

I made a lil series thing. The art kinda sucks because I'm using nothing but the touch pad on my computer, but people like it soo....

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But the dog has to be 21

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Travel to another country, throw the body in the river, and make the drive back... Then burn the car.

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs