what can the harvest hope for, if not for the care of the reaper man? | juniper, 27 | it/its or she/her | white tme lesbian
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All it/its users begin charging the beam
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Being trans and working in an office is funny sometimes
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it’s crazy how it’s been like 5,000 years and beer is still the third most widely consumed beverage on earth. you would think we would have found something that tasted better by now.
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tumblr user walking into a forest that got cut down and then replanted like 50 years ago: omg... the fae... the old gods...
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HOUSE IS LEAVES
BABA IS LOST
BABA IS DISTRESSED
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Some people look better with less clothes and some of us were born with the painful absence of a Soviet era military winter overcoat
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There is no such thing as a “Hole”
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stop trying to make every single drawing a magnum opus. you cannot unleash your art ult until you charge it up with a bunch of shitty little doodles first.
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the fanfic "oh. oh." is still one of my least favorite. i don't even want to grace it with the term trope. one of my least favorite fanfic mad-libs ever. characterless. bland. gauche. uninspired. ect.
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i think that if poob was a real streaming service they would acquire the rights to the Madagascar movies and do a promotional campaign featuring king julien with the phrase "i like to poob it"
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Divorce seems to radicalize american men in a way that needs to be studied
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