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i got bit by a snake! quick!! you have to jerk me off to get the poison out! and pinch my nipples a little, too. and call me good boy! yeah that’s the only antidote I looked it up on Internet Explorerrrrrrr
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"europeans don't understand that the united states is actually fifty countries in a trenchcoat" is very funny when you consider how the united kingdom is literally four countries in a trenchcoat
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is that a portable cd player in your pants or is your pesis just singing a beautiful song to me
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nothing in the english language hits like that second syllable of the word wretched. good god
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A robin looks quite dapper on this bitter winter's day.
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Oregon Dark-eyed Junco (Junco hyemalis oreganus), family Passerellidae, order Passeriformes, OR, USA
photograph by Mick Thompson
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I lied put your clothes back on. I don't know how to fuck and I'm scared
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*sighs, visibly frustrated* let me put this in words you can understand: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
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take my quiz if you like EthosLab and/or Kakashi
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